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The Strain: Dungeon Vault Genetics’ Grapezilla stomps onto the scene as a mighty indica born from Original Glue and Vino OG. With Myrcene leading the charge, expect a mellow, musky earthiness that gently settles the mind, while Pinene’s crisp pine notes sharpen focus and clarity. Caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth that gives each inhale a spicy kick, and Limonene brings a bright citrus twist that lifts the senses. Humulene rounds out the profile with subtle herbal undertones.

Upon first puff, sweet grape flavors surge forward, underscored by a low rumble of diesel funk inherited from its Glue parentage. Myrcene’s cozy musk weaves through that grape sweetness, while Pinene’s refreshing forest breeze cuts through the richness. Caryophyllene’s peppery spice and Limonene’s lemon-lime flair mingle on the exhale, leaving a complex aftertaste that invites another toke.

Grapezilla’s effects mirror its terpene tapestry: a gradual wave of calm that encourages deep relaxation and puts the body at ease. Pinene’s clarity helps keep the mind gently engaged, so you can dive into a good book, sink into your favorite playlist, or simply relish a quiet moment. Caryophyllene’s warm embrace and Myrcene’s soothing weight make sinking into the couch all but inevitable, yet Limonene’s lift ensures you never lose complete alertness - truly the apex of chill.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Original Glue] x [Vino OG]
Breeder: Dungeon Vault Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Diesel, Earthy, Pine, Citrus

Grapezilla 3.5g Flower

The Strain: Sunset Frost Cookies merges the sugary decadence of Sunset Sherbet with the potent, savory depth of GMO Cookies, creating a hybrid that embodies balance in both flavor and effect. From the first inhale, this strain delivers an intricate blend of sweet citrus, creamy vanilla, and earthy spice. Its aroma evokes a twilight moment in a summer garden: rich, fragrant, and soothingly warm. Each draw reveals new layers of complexity, with notes of fruit and spice melting into a velvety, dessert-like finish that lingers on the palate.

The terpene blend of Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene, and Bisabolol shapes both the experience and its nuanced aroma. Limonene brings a bright citrus clarity that energizes the senses, while Myrcene adds depth with its musky, grounding essence. Caryophyllene contributes a subtle peppery warmth that enriches the sweetness, as Linalool lends a soft floral calm. The addition of Humulene and Bisabolol rounds out the bouquet with woody and honeyed undertones, giving the strain a signature aroma that’s both uplifting and soothing.

The effects of Sunset Frost Cookies unfold like a slow sunset, beginning with a wave of euphoria that lifts the mind before easing into a serene, full-body calm. The cerebral clarity encourages mellow conversation or introspection, while the physical relaxation melts away lingering tension without sedation. Perfect for winding down the day or embracing a peaceful evening, Sunset Frost Cookies offers a luxurious balance of sweetness, depth, and calm - an indulgent hybrid that delivers on every note.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [GMO Cookies]
Breeder: Originally Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric Calm, Relaxed Focus, Balanced Mood
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Vanilla Cream, Earthy Spice, Fruit, Honey

Sunset Frost Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Peanut Butter Acai is a luxurious hybrid strain expertly cultivated by blending the rich genetics of Peanut Butter Breath and Acai Gelato. This unique fusion delivers a harmonious balance of soothing relaxation and creative inspiration, making it an exceptional choice for those seeking both mental clarity and physical ease. Peanut Butter Acai stands out with its inviting aroma, where the nutty essence of peanut butter intertwines seamlessly with the vibrant, fruity notes of acai, creating a truly captivating sensory experience.

The flavor profile of Peanut Butter Acai is a delightful journey for the palate. Upon inhaling, you'll be greeted by the smooth, creamy taste of peanut butter, complemented by subtle hints of sweet and tangy acai berries. This delectable combination is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Humulene. Terpinolene contributes a fresh, floral undertone, while Caryophyllene adds a gentle spiciness that balances the sweetness. Myrcene provides an earthy depth, and Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, culminating in a well-rounded and satisfying flavor that lingers pleasantly on the tongue.

When enjoying Peanut Butter Acai, users are enveloped in a wave of calming euphoria that uplifts the spirit and soothes the body. The initial burst of creativity and giggly joy sparks a positive and lighthearted mood, perfect for engaging in artistic pursuits or enjoying lively conversations. As the high progresses, a deep sense of relaxation takes hold, melting away tension and fostering a serene state of contentment. This seamless blend of mental and physical effects ensures that Peanut Butter Acai provides a fulfilling and tranquil experience, allowing you to fully embrace the moment with a renewed sense of peace and happiness.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Peanut Butter Breath] x [Acai Gelato]
Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Euphoric, Relaxed, Social, Creative
Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Nutty, Berries, Earthy, Citrus 

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Peanut Butter Acai 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

GMO Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

GMO Cookies

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

Grape Runtz 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Franken Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Dr. Funkenstein, also known as "Dr. Funk," is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein 3.5g Flower

Sherb Cake is an Indica-dominant hybrid crafted by Seed Junky Genetics blending the renowned Sherbet and Wedding Cake strains. This sophisticated combination results in a cannabis experience that seamlessly merges deep relaxation with creative inspiration. Sherb Cake captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where zesty orange-citrus notes intertwine with delicate floral hints and a subtle touch of mint, creating a truly memorable sensory journey.

The flavor profile of Sherb Cake is a delightful symphony of creamy citrus and refreshing mint, enriched by underlying spicy undertones. Each inhale offers a smooth, rich taste reminiscent of sweet, tangy oranges complemented by the cool essence of mint, while the exhale reveals a nuanced blend of pepper and floral accents. This intricate flavor composition is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to deliver a balanced and enjoyable palate experience that lingers pleasantly.

When enjoying Sherb Cake, users may be greeted with a sense of cerebral euphoria that sparks creativity and elevates the mood. This uplifting high encourages imaginative thinking and a joyful state of mind, making it an excellent choice for artistic pursuits or engaging conversations. As the effects progress, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads through the body, melting away tension and fostering a serene sense of contentment. This harmonious blend of mental stimulation and physical ease creates an enriching experience, allowing users to fully embrace their creative impulses while enjoying a tranquil and happy state of mind.

Strain Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Lineage: [Sherbet] x [Wedding Cake]
Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Euphoric, Creativity, Social, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Creamy, Citrus, Mint, Pepper, Floral

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Sherb Cake 3.5g Flower

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

WiFi Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie .5g Smokos Preroll Single

The Strain: Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC's dynamic progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Max AC .5g Smokos Preroll Single

The Strain: Peanut Butter Strudel is a one-of-a-kind hybrid innovation from Beanmill Genetics, born of the cross between Dos-Si-Dos and Strudel Breath. This strain fuses rich heritage with irresistible flavor, offering an experience that is both sumptuous and uniquely engaging. Its genetic lineage brings together the distinctive tang of peanut butter with an indulgent twist from complementary strains, resulting in a flavor profile that stands out in every session.

Savor a flavor that is as decadent as dessert—imagine the lush, sugary notes of peanut butter intermingled with the creamy allure of vanilla and a cascade of sweet caramel. Limonene infuses the blend with a bright, citrusy spark, injecting a refreshing burst that counterbalances the deep, savory elements. Caryophyllene steps in to add a subtle spicy warmth, while the grounding, herbal character of humulene and the crisp accent of pinene round out this intricate tapestry. In every draw, the taste evolves into something reminiscent of a gourmet caramel candy with just a hint of spice.

As the high unfolds, Peanut Butter Strudel delivers a quick surge of gentle euphoria that lifts your mood and invites a relaxed, happy state of mind. The initial, soothing effect sparks an easy, cheerful vibe, making it a delightful companion for creative brainstorming, casual conversations, or even a mindful stretch session. Soon, a pleasant physical tingle gently permeates your limbs, encouraging you to move, stretch, or simply enjoy a moment of serene stillness. Embrace the carefree spirit and comforting vibes of Peanut Butter Strudel—an experience that transforms your day into a series of sweet, mellow, and inspiring moments.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dos-Si-Dos] x [Strudel Breath]
Breeder: Beanmill Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Mellow, Inspired, Calm, Focused, Contented
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Peanut Butter, Caramel, Vanilla, Sweet, Creamy

Peanut Butter Strudel 3.5G Flower

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are
suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and
giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early
stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Ghost OG 3.5G Flower

Ghost OG

Franken Pie 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 28G Flower

The Strain: Step into a realm of vibrant experiences with Elon West, a captivating hybrid strain from Greenpoint Seeds that masterfully blends the unique genetics of Blutonian and Riddallar. This thoughtfully balanced strain offers a harmonious fusion of uplifting and calming effects, making it a versatile choice for various moments throughout your day. Elon West stands out with its intricate flavor profile and dynamic terpene composition, promising a memorable and enjoyable journey with every inhale.

Delight your palate with the rich and diverse flavors of Elon West. The initial burst of zesty citrus intertwines seamlessly with refreshing pine notes, creating a bright and invigorating taste experience. As you savor each puff, earthy undertones emerge, adding depth and complexity to the flavor profile. A subtle hint of spice lingers on the finish, complemented by delicate floral accents that round out the overall taste. This exquisite blend of citrus, pine, earthy, spicy, and floral flavors

ensures that every vaping session is both flavorful and satisfying.

Embrace the balanced effects of Elon West as it elevates your mood and enhances your emotional state. The uplifting euphoria fosters a sense of happiness and creativity, perfect for brainstorming new ideas or engaging in stimulating conversations. Simultaneously, a gentle wave of relaxation soothes the body, easing any lingering tension and promoting a calm and centered mindset. Elon West provides the perfect harmony of energy and tranquility to enrich your activities and elevate your overall experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blutonian] x [Riddallar]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted, Creative, Calm

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Earthy, Spicy, Floral

Elon West Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller version and doubled them up for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Franken Pie Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies 3.5G Flower

Max AC 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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