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The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

WiFi Cookies 3.5G Flower

Strain Description:

Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body
effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won
itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great
for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day
at home. As a hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too
overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are
suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and
giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early
stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of
pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and
inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to
smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as
this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

Ghost OG 28G Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

Diamond Infused Ready2Roll from Illicit's premium strain selection offers cannabis enthusiasts a potent and convenient way to enjoy high-quality flower. Infused for enhanced potency, this product delivers elevated levels of cannabinoids combined with terpene-rich flavors. Perfectly suited for those who prefer rolling their own prerolls, blunts, or loading bowls in favorite glass, Ready2Roll provides a versatile and satisfying experience for connoisseurs seeking exceptional quality and strength.

Hybrid Diamond Infused Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain: Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain. Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their own consciousness.

Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience. Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of creative energy.

As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of satisfaction that permeates the user's being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on your memory.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]

Breeder: Illicit Gardens

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

Chem Butter 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Dr. Funkenstein, also known as "Dr. Funk," is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Ghost OG

The Strain: SOI 420 by Grandiflora Genetics is a dynamic hybrid merging the unique genetics of Red Velvet and Soufle, resulting in a complex, balanced experience. Known for its smooth blend of relaxation and uplift, SOI 420 blends the calming effects of myrcene and linalool with the bright, mood-enhancing properties of limonene. The presence of caryophyllene and humulene rounds out the experience, giving it a grounding body high that doesn’t overwhelm, making this strain ideal for those seeking relaxation with a touch of mental clarity. SOI 420 is crafted to provide just the right balance, allowing for relaxation without total sedation.

The flavors of SOI 420 are as nuanced as its effects, with a layered profile that combines earthy, spicy undertones with hints of citrus and floral sweetness. The initial inhale brings a warm, peppery note from caryophyllene, quickly followed by a refreshing citrus zest from limonene and a subtle hint of lavender from linalool. This complex taste is elevated by humulene’s herbal, slightly woody undertones, offering a balanced flavor profile that’s both refreshing and satisfying. Each puff delivers a smooth yet vibrant taste, leaving a pleasant, lingering sweetness that speaks to its Red Velvet lineage.

In appearance, SOI 420 is visually captivating, with dense, frosted buds that blend deep green hues with touches of purple and red. Its structure is firm and coated in a heavy layer of sparkling trichomes, hinting at the strain’s potency and terpene richness. The vivid orange pistils contrast beautifully against the darker shades, making each nugget as visually appealing as it is potent. SOI 420 is a well-rounded hybrid that combines flavorful depth, balanced effects, and striking aesthetics, making it a must-try for those seeking a refined and enjoyable cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Red Velvet] x [Soufle]

Breeder: Grandiflora Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Balanced, Grounded, Relaxed, Clarity, Body High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Spicy, Citrus, Floral, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

SOI 420 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Violet Fog Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid that greets the nose with candied grape sweetness up front, layered over a savory, resinous base. Bright citrus peels sparkle through the profile while warm, peppery spice and a hint of floral coolness round out the bouquet, yielding a complex scent that's both playful and grounding.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

Violet Fog 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Lemon Tree Punch is a captivating hybrid strain crafted by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the flavorful cross of Lemon Tree and Purple Punch. This exceptional blend marries the sweet-and-sour zest of Lemon Tree with the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch, resulting in a rich and complex flavor profile. Strong notes of lemon, grape, and berry dominate the aroma, intertwined with subtle hints of diesel and earthy undertones. Depending on the phenotype, some expressions may highlight the grape and berry flavors, while others emphasize the citrusy essence, offering a unique experience with each taste.

The strain's primary terpenes include Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool, and Bisabolol, contributing to its multifaceted flavors and effects. Limonene imparts a bright citrus flavor and is associated with uplifting mood and energy. Humulene and Myrcene add earthy and herbal nuances, promoting a sense of calm and relaxation. Linalool introduces gentle floral notes, enhancing the overall aromatic experience. Together, these terpenes create a harmonious balance that is both invigorating and soothing.

Lemon Tree Punch offers a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that in small doses, it may boost mood and increase motivation, providing a gentle cerebral uplift that enhances focus and creativity. When consumed in larger quantities, the invigorating sensation shifts into a mellow relaxation, soothing the mind and fostering a peaceful state. Despite the calming body effects, the mind remains clear and functional. This versatile hybrid is ideal for those seeking to elevate their spirits during the day or unwind in the evening, making it a great all-day choice.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Tree] x [Purple Punch]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, Linalool, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxed, Focused

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Grape, Berry, Diesel, Earth

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Lemon Tree Punch Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

GMO Cookies Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie Ready2Roll 5G Flower

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, Terpinolene, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene

The Strain: Peanut Butter Strudel is a one-of-a-kind hybrid innovation from Beanmill Genetics, born of the cross between Dos-Si-Dos and Strudel Breath. This strain fuses rich heritage with irresistible flavor, offering an experience that is both sumptuous and uniquely engaging. Its genetic lineage brings together the distinctive tang of peanut butter with an indulgent twist from complementary strains, resulting in a flavor profile that stands out in every session.

Savor a flavor that is as decadent as dessert—imagine the lush, sugary notes of peanut butter intermingled with the creamy allure of vanilla and a cascade of sweet caramel. Limonene infuses the blend with a bright, citrusy spark, injecting a refreshing burst that counterbalances the deep, savory elements. Caryophyllene steps in to add a subtle spicy warmth, while the grounding, herbal character of humulene and the crisp accent of pinene round out this intricate tapestry. In every draw, the taste evolves into something reminiscent of a gourmet caramel candy with just a hint of spice.

As the high unfolds, Peanut Butter Strudel delivers a quick surge of gentle euphoria that lifts your mood and invites a relaxed, happy state of mind. The initial, soothing effect sparks an easy, cheerful vibe, making it a delightful companion for creative brainstorming, casual conversations, or even a mindful stretch session. Soon, a pleasant physical tingle gently permeates your limbs, encouraging you to move, stretch, or simply enjoy a moment of serene stillness. Embrace the carefree spirit and comforting vibes of Peanut Butter Strudel—an experience that transforms your day into a series of sweet, mellow, and inspiring moments.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dos-Si-Dos] x [Strudel Breath]
Breeder: Beanmill Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Mellow, Inspired, Calm, Focused, Contented
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Peanut Butter, Caramel, Vanilla, Sweet, Creamy

Peanut Butter Strudel Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gorilla Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie 3.5g Flower

The Strain: Apple Stomper arrives as a bold hybrid born from Dante’s Inferno x Apple Fritter, marrying orchard-fresh sweetness with a deep, resinous backbone. Right away you’ll notice the strain’s fruity pedigree in the aroma and flavor, a bright apple and candied sugar ride over darker notes inherited from Dante’s side. Expect a complex bouquet where pie-like sweetness meets earthy, slightly diesel-tinged depth. It’s a dance of contrasts that keeps every inhale interesting.

Read through the terpene roster and the effects fall into place: limonene brings a citrusy lift and mood brightener, caryophyllene adds a warm, peppery anchor that steadies the mind, and myrcene supplies a mellowing, mellow-musky undercurrent. Humulene contributes subtle herbal earthiness while linalool sprinkles in floral calm and nerolidol adds a soft, woody hush. Together these compounds produce an experience that opens with a clear, upbeat mental nudge and then eases into a cozy, grounded calm - an uplifting first act that gently resolves into relaxed contentment.

Use Apple Stomper when you want a spirited yet easygoing vibe: it jump-starts conversation and creativity, then smooths the edges for low-key evenings or slow, focused projects. You might find it sparks lightheartedness and snack-time cravings as the uplift softens into a pleasant body ease. In short, Apple Stomper is a flavorful hybrid that flits between lively and laid-back, delivering both bright energy and comfortable calm in one rounded package.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dante's Inferno] X [Apple Fritter]
Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed, Focused, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Apple, Vanilla, Diesel, Citrus, Woody

Apple Stomper 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gorilla Pie Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC's dynamic progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Max AC 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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