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A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda. Ghost OG and Trophy Wife combine to create Ex Wife, a potent indica-dominant hybrid with robust effects that include tranquility, restfulness, and bold relaxation. It provides relief from insomnia, soothes pain, and may leave you glued to the couch.

Ex Wife Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Ghost OG

Zweet Inzanity is the sativa-dominant hybrid you've been searching for! With that classic stoney feeling that hits heavily behind the eyes, you will find yourself giggly and absentminded. This is a great daytime strain that will make even the most boring tasks entertaining! 

Zweet Inzanity Pre-Roll 1g

Zweet Insanity

Indecent Proposal Platinum Line Bong Buddies

12th Man Down is a hazy hybrid, with a heavy body high as well as a stoney head high. This hard-hitter is popular among seasoned consumers with high tolerances.  

12th Man Down Pre-Roll 1g

A potent cross between Maui Wowie and Orange Zkittlez, this is a sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave you relaxed, uplifted, and clear-headed.

Head Space Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! MAC Flower, Passion Fruit Oil, and a blend of kief!

MAC Passion Firecracker Infused Pre-Roll 1g 

A cross between Animal Mintz and Face Off OG, this indica-leaning strain is a popular choice for users seeking relief from pain or insomnia. The perfect nighttime strain, Animal Face will leave users feeling tranquil, relaxed, and heavy in the best way.

Animal Face Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mints

Ice Cream Cake and Grape Pie Wedding Crasher come together to form an indica-dominant hybrid with beautiful purple buds and a fruity sweet taste. Grape Cream Cake smokes so smoothly that users are inclined to smoke bowl after bowl, but be careful--this is a strain that will sneak up on you! A wave of physical and mental relaxation will wash over you, and you may find yourself struggling to stay awake or function coherently.

Grape Cream Cake Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Ice Cream Cake

Grape Cream Cake Platinum Line Mega Roll 10g

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Frosted Cherry Cookies Flower, Washington Apple Oil, and a blend of kief!

Frosted Cherry Apple Firecracker

By combining Dutch Treat with our topselling Trophy Wife, we have curated a stoney, uplifting hybrid we call Dutch Delight. With a hazy head high and formidable body buzz, this strain is a favorite among high-tolerance consumers.

Dutch Delight Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

Dutch Treat

One kiss from this Sugar Mama, and you'll be head over heels! A hazy, dissociative high washes over you in a way that melts away your worries and makes you feel warm and tingly inside. 

Sugar Mama Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Sugar Mama

Mail Order Bride is a sedative indica strain made by crossing Bubba's Gift with our topselling Trophy Wife. This stoney strain is heavy behind the eyes, and beneficial for pain management, relieving stress, and inducing sleep.

Mail Order Bride Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Bubba's Gift

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Tropical Trainwreck Oil, and a blend of kief!

Tropical Dutch Delight Firecracker

Sugar Mama - Platinum Line

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Envy Flower, GDP Oil, and a blend of kief!

Envy GDP Firecracker

Zweet Inzanity

Lemon Sugar Koosh collides with Redneck Wedding to make the pungent hybrid we call Strange Lemons! Citrusy and earthy, this whacky combo provides a robust, absentminded high that is perfect for winding down after a long day. 

Strange Lemons Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Golden Pineapple is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave its user feeling euphoric and highly productive. Its aroma is described as fruity and light, boasting an enjoyable tropical citrus flavor. Golden Pineapple delivers effective relief for symptoms associated with anxiety and stress while still maintaining a physically energizing and mentally tranquil experience. This mood-elevating blend of Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush pairs well with game nights with good company.

Golden Pineapple Bong Buddies

Golden Pineapple

A glass chillum loaded with .3g of flower; the perfect size for a quick and easy smoke sesh. The best part? You can reload and reuse it for a fresh hit, time and time again. Our most popular indica-dominant hybrid, Trophy Wife is known to be ultra-potent, even among veteran consumers. It tastes skunky and sweet, with a smooth finish on the exhale. This is a common strain among users seeking relief from pain, anxiety, and insomnia for its heavily sedating qualities and uplifting hazy mood-boost.

Trophy Wife Bazooka 0.3g

Trophy Wife

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Dutch Treat is one of the premier and most widely-recognized connoisseur strains to come out of Amsterdam, Holland. Noted as one of the fundamental cannabis characters in Amsterdam's coffee shop culture, the Dutch Treat enjoys a reputation decorated with awards and recognition spanning the history of the Amsterdam cannabis legacy. It is highly appealing in its presentation with dense and sticky buds, an acute fragrance of sweet pine and the slight hint of mint or eucalyptus, with the added benefits of stress relief, and a sense of light relaxation. Truly a well-rounded and enjoyable experience.

Dutch Treat Bong Buddies

Kush Mintz and Golden Pineapple come together to create a tasty and potent sativa-dominant hybrid called Pineapple Mintz. Fruity terpenes tickle your tastebuds and awaken your senses, leaving users prone to bouts of creativity and fits of lighthearted giggles. 

Pineapple Mintz Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Runtz Flower, Zkittlez Oil, and a blend of kief!

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