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2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Triangle Kush is a phenotype of the classic OG Kush--an indica with a heavy couchlock, spacey giggles, and a solid case of the munchies. The perfect strain for those seeking relief from physical aches and pains, or just for winding down at the end of the night.

Triangle Kush Bong Buddies

Triangle Kush

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda. Golden Lemons is a hard-hitting sativa-dominant hybrid that sits heavily behind the eyes. Prepare for that classic stoney, giggly, absent-minded high, and have plenty of snacks on hand for the hardcore munchies that will strike once the high settles in. It pairs excellently with funny movies and good company.

Golden Lemons Pre-Roll 1g

Golden Lemon

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Banana OG and Trophy Wife come together to create an indica-dominant hybrid we dubbed Gluttony. Make sure to have plenty of snacks on hand to indulge in, because this strain awakens the munchies like no other. 

Gluttony Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Banana OG

Black Russian and Secret OG have come together to create Black Out. This heavy indica provides a blanket of relaxation to the body as well as the mind, so this is a strain best enjoyed later in the evening.

Black Out Pre-Roll 1g

Black Russian

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda. Ghost OG and Trophy Wife combine to create Ex Wife, a potent indica-dominant hybrid with robust effects that include tranquility, restfulness, and bold relaxation. It provides relief from insomnia, soothes pain, and may leave you glued to the couch.

Ex Wife Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Ghost OG

Animal Mintz and Redneck Wedding's union brings us Grandpa's Gun Chest. This hard-hitting indica is a hidden gem, providing users with a heavy body high that results in euphoric relaxation.

Grandpa's Gun Chest Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mints

Banana OG is an indica-dominant hybrid, made by crossing OG Kush with Banana. It's said to have a scent and flavor of overripe bananas. This heavy indica will creep up on the user, leaving them in a near comatose state before intense hunger and sleepiness set in. This is a popular strain among medical users for relief from pain, appetite loss, and insomnia. 

Banana OG Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

Sunset Sherbert and MAC come together to create Sunset MAC, a potent indica with a floral taste and tingling body high. Easing physical pain and mental strife, this sleepy strain makes it hard to stay awake! Drifting off into a peaceful slumber, you'll feel as though you're drifting off into the stars...

Sunset MAC Pre-Roll 1g

Banana OG is an indica-dominant hybrid, made by crossing OG Kush with Banana. It's said to have a scent and flavor of overripe bananas. This heavy indica will creep up on the user, leaving them in a near comatose state before intense hunger and sleepiness set in. This is a popular strain among medical users for relief from pain, appetite loss, and insomnia.

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

One kiss from this Sugar Mama, and you'll be head over heels! A hazy, dissociative high washes over you in a way that melts away your worries and makes you feel warm and tingly inside. 

Sugar Mama Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Sugar Mama

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! A cross between Phat Panda’s top-selling Golden Pineapple and Hawaiian Puna Budder, this carefree sativa is sweet with citrusy tropical notes. Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is known to spark an adventurous streak, and is perfect for pairing with an outdoor adventure. It may not be a vacation on the beach, but this happy strain can still provide relaxation and peace.

Hawaiian Golden Pineapple Mega Roll 10g

Golden Pineapple

A potent cross between Maui Wowie and Orange Zkittlez, this is a sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave you relaxed, uplifted, and clear-headed.

Head Space Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! MAC Flower, Passion Fruit Oil, and a blend of kief!

MAC Passion Firecracker Infused Pre-Roll 1g 

We brought together Cherry Cookies and Trophy Wife to create this sinfully potent indica strain. Lust is especially hard-hitting, and is known to induce a lustful craving for the munchies. It is a popular nighttime strain, and may induce a good sleep.

Lust Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Cherry Cookies

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Nooner Flower, Skywalker Oil, and a blend of kief!

Nooner Skywalker Firecracker

By combining Animal Mintz and Face Off OG, we have curated the ultimate indica-dominant hybrid! Panda Face is a potent strain, and known to leave users in a sedated, catatonic state. Be prepared for a muscle-melting body high, droopy eyelids, and an inability to stay awake! 

Panda Face Pre-roll - Platinum Line 1g

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! MAC, standing for Miracle Alien Cookies, is an indica-dominant hybrid. It combines two indica strains, Starfighter and Alien Cookies, with sativa Columbian Gold to create a body-heavy strain that blasts your imagination to the stars and instantly improves your mood. It is known to leave even high-tolerance consumers in such a giggly, stupefied state that they may as well be on another planet! 

MAC Platinum Bong Buddies

Triangle Kush is a phenotype of the classic OG Kush--an indica with a heavy couchlock, spacey giggles, and a solid case of the munchies. The perfect strain for those seeking relief from physical aches and pains, or just for winding down at the end of the night.

Triangle Kush Pre-Roll 1g

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! Apple Mac combines fan-favorite MAC with our topselling Trophy Wife to create a heavy-hitting hybrid sure to please users of all tolerances. It sits heavily behind the eyes and provides users with that classic stoney feeling that Trophy Wife is renown for, along with a giggly mood-boost and increased ability to focus. Apple Mac is the perfect strain for playing games that require strategy, or activities that require thinking outside of the box.

Apple Mac Platinum Line Mega Roll 10g

This alchemical hybrid is a perfectly balanced blend of strains GMO and Trophy Wife. While it may not turn you into an an astrophysicist or an expert of entomology, you may find yourself pondering the big questions in life after enjoying this stoney strain! With a solid body buzz to accompany a cerebral boost in creativity, Weird Science fronts the most enjoyable elements of its parent strains, and is popular among even high-tolerance consumers. 

Weird Science Platinum Line

GMO Cookies

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! Golden Pineapple is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave its user feeling euphoric and highly productive. Its aroma is described as fruity and light, boasting an enjoyable tropical citrus flavor. Golden Pineapple delivers effective relief for symptoms associated with anxiety and stress while still maintaining a physically energizing and mentally tranquil experience. This mood-elevating blend of Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush pairs well with game nights with good company.

Golden Pineapple Mega Roll 10g

Frosted Cherry Cookies is a tasty anytime-of-the-day strain, perfect for consumers of all tolerances. Drawing from sativa and indica heritage, users experience the best of both worlds with an uplifting body buzz and boost of creativity.

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