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Nooner is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from crossing Panda Snax #24 with Trophy Wife. This strain is known for its physically relaxing properties, having the tendency to reduce users to a puddle of zen with a solid case of the munchies before lulling them into a deep sleep.

Nooner Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mintz and Redneck Wedding's union brings us Grandpa's Gun Chest. This hard-hitting indica is a hidden gem, providing users with a heavy body high that results in euphoric relaxation.

Grandpa's Gun Chest Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mints

Mail Order Bride is a sedative indica strain made by crossing Bubba's Gift with our topselling Trophy Wife. This stoney strain is heavy behind the eyes, and beneficial for pain management, relieving stress, and inducing sleep.

Mail Order Bride - Platinum Line

Bubba's Gift

By combining Dutch Treat with our topselling Trophy Wife, we have curated a stoney, uplifting hybrid we call Dutch Delight. With a hazy head high and formidable body buzz, this strain is a favorite among high-tolerance consumers.

Dutch Delight Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

Dutch Treat

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! Banana OG is an indica-dominant hybrid, made by crossing OG Kush with Banana. It's said to have a scent and flavor of overripe bananas. This heavy indica will creep up on the user, leaving them in a near comatose state before intense hunger and sleepiness set in. This is a popular strain among medical users for relief from pain, appetite loss, and insomnia. 

Banana OG Mega Roll 10g

Banana OG

A potent cross between Maui Wowie and Orange Zkittlez, this is a sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave you relaxed, uplifted, and clear-headed.

Head Space Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! MAC Flower, Passion Fruit Oil, and a blend of kief!

MAC Passion Firecracker Infused Pre-Roll 1g 

A true hybrid, Ice Cream Cake provides a sweet and hazy high that will put your mind at ease as well as your body. With Gelato #33 and Wedding Cake as its parent strains, it's no wonder that ultra-potent strain is popular with users of all tolerances. It's the perfect strain for lazy day vibing or creating art, as it provides a hefty mood boost that may result in effortless creativity.

Ice Cream Cake Pre-Roll 1g

Ice Cream Cake

Banana OG is an indica-dominant hybrid, made by crossing OG Kush with Banana. It's said to have a scent and flavor of overripe bananas. This heavy indica will creep up on the user, leaving them in a near comatose state before intense hunger and sleepiness set in. This is a popular strain among medical users for relief from pain, appetite loss, and insomnia. 

Banana OG Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

Your favorite Phat Panda pre roll--MEGA SIZED! With 10g of premium Phat Panda flower, our Mega Rolls are perfect for passing around the circle! Cherry Mintz is a tasty, tart blend of Cherry AK47 and our topselling Animal Mintz. It draws from its sativa and indica heritage evenly, producing a very well-balanced hybrid that effects the mind and the body. Take your time when consuming this strain, as it is known to have a creeping effect and take a little longer to set in. It's the perfect strain for those seeking an uplifted mindset and a blanketing body buzz without becoming overly drowsy. 

Cherry Mintz Platinum Line Mega Roll 10g

This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy Platinum Line Mega Roll 10g

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Dutch Treat Oil, and a blend of kief!

Double Dutch Delight Firecracker

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Frosted Cherry Cookies Flower, Washington Apple Oil, and a blend of kief!

Frosted Cherry Apple Firecracker

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Pride is the combination of two epic indica strains: Trophy Wife and Face Off OG. By combining two of our heaviest hitters, we have curated a perfectly potent strain that leaves users in a puddle of muscle-melting relaxation and ready for a solid nap. It tastes earthy on the inhale, and gives notes of citrus on the exhale. 

Pride Platinum Line Bong Buddies

We brought together Cherry Cookies and Trophy Wife to create this sinfully potent indica strain. Lust is especially hard-hitting, and is known to induce a lustful craving for the munchies. It is a popular nighttime strain, and may induce a good sleep.

Lust Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Cherry Cookies

Terpee Slerpee is a stinky, flavorful fusion of garlic, mushrooms, onions, and orange zkittlez! Equally savory and citrusy, this indica-dominant hybrid is bursting with terpenes to maximize your high and relax you from head to toe.

Terpee Slurpee Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Terpee Slerpee

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Nooner Flower, Skywalker Oil, and a blend of kief!

Nooner Skywalker Firecracker

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding Platinum Line Bong Buddies

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Wedding Cake Flower, Raspberry Skywalker Oil, and a blend of kief!

Raspberry Wedding Cake Firecracker Infused Pre-Roll 1g

Wedding Cake

Triangle Kush is a phenotype of the classic OG Kush--an indica with a heavy couchlock, spacey giggles, and a solid case of the munchies. The perfect strain for those seeking relief from physical aches and pains, or just for winding down at the end of the night.

Triangle Kush Pre-Roll 1g

Triangle Kush

A glass chillum loaded with .3g of flower; the perfect size for a quick and easy smoke sesh. The best part? You can reload and reuse it for a fresh hit, time and time again. A cross between Phat Panda’s top-selling Golden Pineapple and Hawaiian Puna Budder, this carefree sativa is sweet with citrusy tropical notes. Hawaiian Golden Pineapple is known to spark an adventurous streak, and is perfect for pairing with an outdoor adventure. It may not be a vacation on the beach, but this happy strain can still provide relaxation and peace.

Hawaiian Golden Pineapple Bazooka 0.3g

Golden Pineapple

Frosted Cherry Cookies is a tasty anytime-of-the-day strain, perfect for consumers of all tolerances. Drawing from sativa and indica heritage, users experience the best of both worlds with an uplifting body buzz and boost of creativity.

Frosted Cherry Cookies

This sativa-dominant hybrid was born from the bed of AJ's Sour Diesel, Blue Fire, and Face Off OG. Sour Blue Face is a hazy sativa that will provide that classic stoney feeling, with an absentminded high paired with heavy eyes and lots of giggles. This strain isn't overly paranoid or energized, making it an ideal strain for users who want to dip their toes into the sativa pool.

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