When I was a mere lad, my father warned me of the dangers of marijuana. He told me, "If I catch you stealing any of MY pot, I'll kick your scrawny little ass!" My father was an angry drunk with Vietnam flashbacks. He could have used some White Russian. However, with Russian in the name, he would have thought it was some kind of Commie plot to steal his ditchweed. But he'd have been wrong: White Russian is a fluffy little cloud of THC goodness populated by ponies and Care Bears and other cute anthropomorphic animals that Furrys furiously masturbate to. This strain has a smooth take off and a high that is mellow, relaxing and creativity-inspiring. Hell, I took three hits of that shit before I wrote this and you're still reading it! So remember, White Russian: It's not just the cocktail you order to impress your gay friends anymore.
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