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9 Holy Strains That Can Change Pope Francis’ Opinion of Cannabis

Published on July 10, 2014 · Last updated August 14, 2022

Ever since Pope Francis (née Jorge Mario Bergoglio) was elected to succeed Pope Benedict XVI on March 13, 2013, the world has for the most part responded positively to His Holiness’ behavior at the top of the religious food chain. As of December 2013, 88% of American Catholics approve of how he’s handling his role as head of the Catholic church, and even non-religious people admire Pope Francis’ humility, his vow to live simply, his acts of compassion, and his love for and acceptance of folks from all walks of life. Dude was even a bar bouncer and a janitor before becoming a priest. What’s not to like about him?

Well, it turns out pope-in’ ain’t easy, and as much as I admire Pope Francis for being the pope-iest Pope to come along in decades, he holds one opinion that broke my little heathen heart. Last week, he condemned efforts to legalize cannabis, saying that limited attempts to legalize recreational drugs “are not only highly questionable from a legislative standpoint, but they fail to produce the desired effects.” He also added, “the problem of drug use is not solved with drugs!”

Pope Francis, I get where you’re coming from. You’ve previously spoken out against the evils of drug addiction, so I can see how you’d be wary about cannabis legalization. However, cannabis is far less addictive (9-10%) than tobacco smokers (20%-30%), heroin users (23-25%), alcohol users (15%), and cocaine users (15%-20%), plus it has therapeutic and medical benefits.

Maybe you need a little bit of cannabis education, Mr. Pope. For instance, did you know that cannabis and religion often go hand-in-hand? It’s true! As a matter of fact, I’ve got a list of nine strains that I think are right up your pious alley. Check out a few of these holy wonders and you’ll see that cannabis isn’t so bad, after all.

1. 3 Kings

In the biblical sense, the Three Kings, also known as the biblical Magi or the three Wise Men (not to be confused with the “Ooohhhhh a wise guy, eh?” schtick of the Three Stooges) were a trio of foreigners who visited Jesus after his birth. They brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh because they had no idea what sort of thing newborn babies are into (in hindsight, burping cloths and a Baby Bjorn would have probably been more ideal than pungent tree resin, though the gold was a classy touch).

What better way to commemorate the birth of baby Jesus than with the hybrid 3 Kings strain, known for its appropriately piney, pungent smell and its euphoric, happy effects. Pair it with Dream Star to simulate the Star of Bethlehem and you’ve got yourself a pretty uplifting birthday celebration.

2. Endless Sky

Isn’t heaven supposed to be some sort of Endless Sky where everyone lives on a fluffy cloud and gets free access to Backstreet Boys concerts? If so, let its indica counterpart bring yourelaxation so you can dream about the day you get to meet your maker and high-five Him for inviting you through the pearly gates.

3. Holy Grail Kush

The Holy Grail has had quite the heyday in pop culture, from Monty Python to Indiana Jones. There’s no way you’re not an Indiana Jones fan, Mr. Pope, so I strongly recommend you partake in this woodyhybrid while commemorating the supposed vessel of the Last Supper with a viewing of the 1989 classic. Just know with Holy Grail Kush, you have chosen wisely.

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4. Jesus OG

Try the indica named after Mr. JC himself, Jesus OG. Its citrus, earthy flavors and focused effects may channel the power of Christ to compel you to pair it with the hybrid Bio-Jesus, a euphoric hybrid that provides exceptional pain relief. That’s double the Jesus in one session — think of it as hitting up church twice on the same Sunday.

5. Soul Shine

Not to be confused with Soul Glo (just let your soooooooooullllll glowwwwwwww!), Soul Shine is an arousing hybrid that will amplify your love for the man upstairs. (Not the dude who lives in the apartment above yours, I mean the actual Man Upstairs.) As Pope, I imagine you’ve got one of the shiniest souls around, so this is a great option for someone with your sparkly innards.

6. Lamb’s Bread

In religious terms, lamb’s bread is also known as sacramental bread, the body of Christ, altar bread, or Communion bread. It’s used in the Christian ritual of the Eucharist/Holy Communion, where Christians accept a sacrament in the form of a piece of bread or cracker and a sip of wine or grape juice. In cannabis terms, Lamb’s Bread is an earthy sativa that brings euphoric, uplifting, andcreative effects. That sounds like a better Communion offering to me, don’t you agree, Pope? Think of how much more amazing the church songs would be once the congregation gets their creative juices flowing (and we all know Christian hymns could use some oomph).

7. Trinity

The Trinity in Christian terms describes God as three expressions: the Father, the Son (aka Jesus), and the Holy Spirit. If God is a hybrid of these three, it’s only fitting that the Trinity cannabis strain is also a hybrid (though I would hope God isn’t as skunky-smelling). Try this one out for its trio of happy, uplifting, and energetic qualities and you’ll think three is a magic number, indeed.

8. Exodus Cheese

The Book of Exodus tells the story of Moses leading the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt, where they wandered the desert for a ridiculous amount of time, subsisting on manna and miraculous water. They didn’t even have any cheese, which to me is easily the biggest sacrifice (well, that and the whole “wandering aimlessly through the dessert in search of a safe haven” part). So pick up some of the hybrid Exodus Cheese, enjoy its sweet,cheesy flavors, and reflect on how thankful you are to eat cheese whenever you want instead of manna for the 40th day in a row (hopefully you’re not lactose intolerant, Mr. Pope).

9. God’s Treat

…or God’s Gift, or God Bud. Whatever your preference, know that a number of strains are named after The Big Guy because a lot of growers are thankful that one of His creations was this incredible plant with therapeutic purposes. So whaddya say, Pope Francis, why don’t you pick up some hybrid God’s Treat and acknowledge that there are many positive aspects of cannabis that benefit millions of people around the world? After all, it must be stressful to be Pope, and this Treat can deliver relaxing and sleepy effects to help you rest up so you can continue to spread your goodwill to those in need…much how cannabis does.

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Rebecca Kelley
Rebecca Kelley
Rebecca is the Content Director at Leafly, where she oversees Leafly News production and other content projects.
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