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KA-POW! One bowl knocked me the fuck out real fast. This is for nighttime use, or for days that you want to forget. Should've started with one hit first.

When it comes to cannabis, not many strains have the ability to treat my insomnia and put me to sleep, but Afghani is one of the few strains that works every time I smoke it. My current batch is a little harsh, but still does its thing. Relaxation settles in after the first hit, and the heavy eyes follow soon after. Once I finish a bowl, I just wait for the yawning 🥱 to begin before drifting off to sleep. It's better than Benadryl, which is usually my only other option.

Chem's Fruit Stand is without a doubt the best smelling and tasting strain I have ever experienced. When grinding it you get hit with an explosion of fresh fruit along with an undertone of sweet flowers. The taste is just how it smells. It's actually mouthwatering on the exhale. The high is a really happy feeling. Mentally stimulating and physically relaxing but it won't put you out. It's euphoric. I've purchased it every time I've seen it for sale. It's always been super fresh whenever I get my hands on it.

I purchased flower from Harbor House Collective. They cross Triangle Kush with Northern Lights #1 to make their TKO strain. It is one of the most helpful strains for someone who suffers from insomnia because of ADHD. After smoking, you feel like you're floating on a cloud and just kinda fade away into a deep sleep. I usually need a pharmaceutical concoction to put me out, but one bowl of TKO will put me to sleep all night. I haven't smoked this for any reason other than to help me sleep, so I can't say what the daytime effects would be.

• Watermelon Zkittles: Love the smell and taste of this. Sweet and floral. I have purchased WZ bud many times from Rythm, and every time the results have been outstanding. The high is so uplifting that it takes away any down feelings and puts a smile on your face ☺️. Kinda trippy; it seems to enhance all of the senses. This never fails to impress. Even with 7 new strains on hand, this always stands out. Anyone who's feeling down, depressed or mentally exhausted, this is a must try.

• Cheese: This gives off some real good vibes. A real nice mood lifter. It will raise creativity, but is a bit lacking in motivation to get anything started. FWIW, a friend says that he has never smoked a strain that makes him as happy as Cheese does. Music sounds incredible with this. So many times I find myself listening to music until my earbuds run dead. It also turns depression on its head and will leave you happy. Cheese delivers positive vibes.👍

• NF1: Good morning! Time to get up. A little like Green Crack. You exhale any tiredness from each hit. Got it months later and still lives up to my description above.👍

Headband : Smoking this is like running full-speed into a wall while being high on cocaine. It's a tingly, kinda numb, mind bending type of high. It's like being on the tip of a Saturn V5 rocket as it lifts off. The come down feels slow and gentle, almost as if the parachutes have been deployed. 👍

Kong: Kong get u stoned, ugh. This is the kind of shit that doesn't have a ceiling. It gets you so high that your eyes gloss over and you can hardly see. Time doesn't matter when you smoke this because smoking this is an experience.👍

Some strains make you happy. Some make you feel uplifted. A few strains actually make you feel euphoric. Northern Lights #5 offers full-on euphoria combined with head-to-toe body relaxation. If you use it before bed you'll probably fall asleep, but it's still a strain that you can use anytime, day or night. The last time I smoked this was 30 years ago(!) and I've been looking for it ever since. The full-blown euphoria and relaxation was on the verge of psychedelic. I finally came across some NL#5 flower, and the first hit from my bowl took me back 3 decades. My expectations were crazy-high, and it met them all.