T........4

A classic that delivers on its reputation. I am calm cool and collected and pain is less. This is big chunky knobs of plant, but still pretty dense for all of that and it has an undeniably sweet musty blueberry aroma. Delectable. Being high on this shit makes using the word “delectable” delectable. I am calm and happy and enjoying myself, what else could I ask for?

The kindest version of myself is what I became when I smoked it. Have been going through deep depression and I felt relieved from that for 3-4 hours. It was what I needed and I am grateful for it.

I have some of this, don’t have any numbers and don’t know the lineage. Judging from the smell, it’s a GMO cross, maybe with gg#4 but I don’t know. Definitely indica-dominant in that it calms and brings some focus. I sit for long spells on this, but I wouldn’t say “couchlock” though. It’s pungent and sticky, doesn’t blow my socks off but I do really like it at the end of the day for calming down and an emotional reset. I would try it again because it’s sticky but I do wish it had some more of a full terp profile. This is rubber and garlic all day, thus the Dirty Taxi moniker

Long wispy buds, the morphology of what I got would seem to favor the Haze side. The smell is not strong. I don’t have the terp % but I don’t think it could have been that high. The flavor was stronger, with some lemon and a sort of soapy taste that revealed itself after the first initial hits. The high has some cerebral pressure on the temples and a little feeling of disorientation at the outset but that fades and a nice buzz remains. I had been feeling a great deal of stress and I am relaxed now and calm rather than happy or euphoric. A somewhat subdued, introspective high.

I was ready to shit all over this weed, like "fuck the hype on this Runtz shit". This shit didn't smell like much to be honest, kind of tea and grass, maybe a little hint of pint, and it was maybe a .5 gram bud that was popcorn in size and shape, nothing special although it had pretty good trych coverage. But fuck all that, this shit was a bottle rocket to euphorialand, a mad rush of good-natured "find humor in everything" vibe and a seriously non stop smile. I loved it, got a quarter and my only complaint is that I wish I'd bought a half. Get a reputable top shelf cut and tell me I'm wrong. Got me vibin to my shit hahaha.

Got this as flower, 24.1% thc. Pretty popular strain in OKC area. Fairly dry, but still pungent. Purple flower with heavy trych coverage.This is an indica with a good head and body buzz and personally I find it to induce couch lock, euphoria, and enhanced focus (things slow down in a sense). This is a before bed strain for me, I rank it up there with gmo, purple punch, and Dosidos. Gets me stretched out and lifted.

This strain is a terpene powerhouse. You don’t even have to break it up to get there, the nugs just reek. I love it. I seen someone else say it’s a dreamy high and that’s right. It’s a euphoric dreamy high that washes over you. It’s similar to papaya punch, another purple punch cross, which doesn’t have the same terpene profile or power.

I have had this strain at many locations. Got an eighth of this from Craft in Edmond, OK and it runs $40 but they have lots of discounts. It is very small sub-popcorn sized nugs that are lime green and have some frost. 15.1% THC, which is a bit low but I have even seen it 13% and it still hit so it doesn’t always seem to matter with this strain. Not too dried out, a good cure that left it a little tacky and springy to the touch. The smell is my favorite part of this strain. I get yogurt and citrus, like lemon froyo with a hoppy finish and I love it. It is a refreshing sharp smell. The high is hybrid in just the right way. This batch was not a towering high but did get the job done. For me it hits high in temples like a brain massage for about an hour and then it works it’s way down. I don’t get a tingly sensation but it does seem to lesson pain in my back. Other effects are mild munchies, I have had worse. I use this strain to enhance listening to music. Finding new stuff or enjoying old stuff on a deeper level. I get a little cerebral energy, a little focus, and little pyscedelic edge to get into the music. A personal favorite that I hope stays in dispensaries for years to come.

My first experience with this strain. I got a top shelf quarter, $17 a gram. The jar appeal was through the roof. Huge nugs covered with trichomes, and dripping with terpenes. The smell was sublime, definitely floral if lilac doesn’t come straight to mind. It was tacky and stuck together when I broke it up. The effect were hybrid, as the bud tender had suggested. Immediate, deep, rich euphoria hit so fast I had a fit of laughter about the quality of the weed. That faded into a sedated happy calm. Then I ate literally everything in the house and crashed for the night. It’s as good as advertised.

This shit if you get it top shelf will look like it fell in the powdered sugar bowl, stink like BO, and hit with the force of Krypton’s last son. I am an everyday smoker and have been for years but this will cut through the highest of tolerances. And I assure you , you will never forget the smell haha