Allen Wrench reviews

Not sure why everyone is saying this is stimulating it's definitely not sativa feeling for me every time I take a glob I get so tired 😴. It's good for relaxation and sleep

My experience with this strain was it seemed one of the strongest sativas I ever had so far. Gives a lot of energy and I was taking it before I train cardio and helped me to push really hard.

got a quarter 4 $30, nice rip you don't realize for a moment, then you do and that makes you wonder how dam long was that moment. When they open again, I will bag another quarter. If they have any left. Nice stuff DimeBag, thks

TL;DR: If you want to giggle, smoke some Allen Wrench. I asked a budtender to give me something that would make me giggly as shit. So giggly, that I wouldn’t be able to do anything else. She handed me Allen Wrench, and I was on my way. I wasn’t expecting much, but when I lit up that joint for the first time, boy was I in for something awesome. It’s earthy, strong smell filled the room, and it went down relatively smooth. Minutes later, I was laughing so hard I was crying. That lasted for almost half an hour. Coming down from the high, after the giggles, is a period of pure relaxation and bliss. You feel just.... okay with everything. You don’t want to/can’t move your muscles because you’re just so relaxed. When you’re in the right headspace, you’re just so happy and amused by everything, like nothing in life is wrong and you just got mauled by a ton of puppies and kittens. You know that feeling you get when you see a picture on Instagram or something of a newborn puppy just chillin’ in a teacup or some shit? Yeah. Coming down from this strain gives you THAT feeling, the whole way down. A word of warning though. You HAVE to be in the right headspace. My friend was anxious and ashamed because she went into her high with those feelings tagging along. This strain has the potential to amplify whatever feelings you are having, so be cautious. I ended one of my highs feeling like absolute crap and bawling my eyes out, but because my husband was there to support me and reassure me that everything was okay, I felt really, REALLY good after crying. Allen Wrench would be a great strain for you if you have trouble opening up to people about your problems. Start low and go slow with this strain, because it hits fast and hard. Overall, this is a fantastic strain. You wanna giggle? Smoke some Allen Wrench.

Allen where have you been all my life!!! I’m a Sativa lover. I’ve only been smoking 3 months hehehe BUT.....I have done some serious experimenting. Taking notes, comparing thc and cbd, just thc, just cbd, edibles, tincture you name it. I kind of feel like Tom Cruise did in ‘Cocktails’. He jumped up on the bar and said “if you wanna get drunk just take a shot”. I’m like if you wanna feel really good you have to smoke it.

Ok guys... writing this review high on Allen Wrench. So I have never reviewed a strain on here, nor had an account but this strain was so gooooood I had to write onn n here rigfht now. Sorry my midn is glitching on accident. So Here s the thing. This strain is more like Salvia than marijuana... I am seeing stuff amd hearing weird sounds and having a hard time writing. It's great! but super dissociative. Got me actigve, I ran to the store... literally ran there to get taquitos and donuts and soda and nutty buddys. I feel like if I keep writinf this is gonna get wierd. Its already wierd, but like worse you know? Anyway... and on and on hje went. never seeming to get bored by the fantasy of his own arrival. Interested, Danver pondered on. He walked until he came on a clearing, a beautiful clearing made for the wishes of men, not for the dissapearing of sorrows, no, but a re-immagination of your own being and self, that which gives purpose and drive to occurance. Being ever present, I began to think... is this... the end? Amen and peace fellow smoke-walkers

And then there's Allen Wrench. When it comes to the Wrench, don't flail around with grams: go right for an eighter. You'll appreciate the bag of High Times centerfold buds -- compact, rippled with red hairs and powdered with a dusting of white crystals; this is some of da kind that demands your attention. Don't just snap off a bud and cram it in your pipe, you fucking Philistine! No, stop and admire. Breathe in the chemically scent. Give it the ol' pinch-test for density. THEN cram it in your pipe and smoke it! 15 minutes later when you're laughing your ass off at "Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens", try to give a fuck about something. Protip: you won't be able to! That's because Allen Wrench absorbs 10,000 times its own weight in fucks! Dinner's three hours late? Don't give a fuck. Car's being re-possessed? Don't give a fuck. Cat's speaking Swahili and your third eye is now projecting Dan Deacon videos? I told you to lay off those bathsalts, motherfucker! Who needs that shit when you've got a miracle like Allen Wrench smouldering in your pipe? Hit that shit quick before it all goes up in smoke! "Waste not the Allen," sayth the dude sitting to your right who has been waiting for you to pass that pipe since you started reading this shit. And do you give a fuck? No? Exactly.

I really like Allen Wrench. It's the very first strain that makes me feel bouncy: not just energized but buoyant. It's not that strong in terms of making me feel high, but I find I'm very clear, creative and funny while filled with energy. Not anxious energy, more relaxed flow energy. It has a nice flavour too.