Cheetah Piss reviews

I mistakenly assumed it was a sativa. After I bought it, I researched about it on this good ole' website and one another. I was disappointed that I had learned this was a 50/50 hybrid, because I intended to get a sativa. But to my pleasant surprise, I felt it like a sativa. Smelt like a cat piss, but it didn't hurt your nose like real cat piss does, and lemon. I'm feeling so sweet as sweet as your first time with Donny Burger and, I can say it's a sativa version of DB. Also feeling tingly mix with euphoria, pretty energetic and focused and doing joyful and soft head swaying and dancing. Good cerebral high, but relaxing (cerebral) and low key as nice as a town in Arizona. In my long cannabis diary, I have 1-9 star system, I would say it's 7 or 8 star, 9 star is possible. I'll see how it goes on today. I'm feeling as sweet as a good angel or Dean Martin (in 60s) if you think in visual, I don't know about his sound. Feels so niceeee. Enjoy. Peace out.

The name is strange for such a sweet complex strain: I get a creamy boba tea mixed with lemon cake flavor through the dry herb vape with a strong uplifting relaxing high with good euphoria and pain relief. an anxiety killer. a new top 20 favorite for me.

I recently was fortunate enough to get direct access to cheetah piss from some amazing genetics luckily, and wow , to start cheetah piss immediately shows off its superior structure with perfect calyx’s and pistils that form the basically perfect bud structure being both dense and fluffy with a heavy layer of yellow tinted crystal dusting painting every once of each bud with beautiful trichomes.i have come across some phenols that are very very purple of cheetah piss and then came across phenos of it that are a nice earthy light green with medium long reddish orange hairs through each bud.all the phenos share the perfect bud structure with nice fluffy and dense qualities to each bud.Cheetah Piss def Has a verrrrrrryyyyyy loud nose to it with a nice citrus diesel and ammonia upfront and then upon breaking down buds into small pieces for a joint it releases a potent and thick aroma of chem to the absolute max along with a bit of ammonia and cakey/lemon sweetness with a small hint of minty aroma that ties everything together into a super super loud dankness that instantly engulfs the whole room .pungent is an understatement to say the least. The high is also amazing boasting a immediate sativa head rush and then briefly it calms you but it is a true creeper hybrid because after about ten minutes or so after smoking some in a jay it hits you like an eighteen wheeler going 250 mph lol . Seriously it creeps up maintaining the head sativa high throughout and then cloaking you in a float like relaxation state in which your also energized and focused to a certain degree depending on your tolerance and smoking habits tbh . To say the least I have entertained and tried over 100-250 maybe plus strains and I always circle back to cheetah piss , it is by far my number one favorite strain of all time depending on the phenotype .

I made it into cannabutter (with .25oz, decarb in oven at 250 for 4 hours, then infused 1 stick butter, 1.5c water in a crock pot for 4.5 hours as well. strained twice). I don't know dosage in mg but I had between .25tsp-.5tsp liquid butter mixed with 2 fingers of v8. I'm 5'6 and 300lbs. most intense part of high lasts about 5 hours, tapering off for another 4 in higher dosages. Even with lower dose, the pain relief is excellent--exactly what I need for help with my hypermobile joints and fibromyalgia. concentration is better with lower dose, and the combination makes it very easy to hyperfocus into something and be productive. However, if you are physically disabled in a way where chronic pain limits your mobility, esp with standing/sitting for long acts of time, be careful. it definitely helps when getting massage to soothe end of day pains or general muscular/skeletal/joint pain (like popping things back into perfect place.). Mental: plenty of executive function and energy. helps speed thoughts of adhd/autism folks. similar to mania for bipolar. mood feels significantly more stable, though, like even if I got up to a medium level of not great thing, id still be able to be hopeful and confident of finding solutions. not great for ptsd or anxiety if you don't know calming techniques to stop spirals and block intrusive thoughts. As far as the arousal effects go, they're....intense. Staying hydrated is very important because it does have a lot of dry mouth while also moving liquid....elsewhere for afabs. with higher dosages, don't plan on being too productive with the first chunk of the high. eating again after a few hours does help you regain the braincell though. overall, really enjoyable high. will update with comment on come down after the larger dose. this is also when ill discuss help with depression/the low end of bipolar disorder

My old man had some of this stuff and gave me a few buds. He told me to take it easy as it is a harsher sativa than even what he, a veteran stoner, would be used to having. Me being me, I didn’t listen. I was in for a ride! First impressions: herbal, grapefruit, slightly catty. Easy on the lungs though with a very citrus and peppery flavor. The effects were hyper focused, tingly, weighted in the legs. With 6-7 hits though, there was also paranoia and racing thoughts; with 5, that was the sweet spot. So lower doses=no paranoia for me. And because the wife and I love to uh, have zesty sessions when we’re indulging, yeah the arousal definitely was there! Overall, not a bad strain, just listen to my old man’s advice and you’ll be fine…

I was happily surprised with this strain. I was iffy about trying this just because of the name but don't let that scare you. it is really strong and pungent but not in a bad way. the smell and the taste both are super lemony. Honestly, it reminds me of a lemon Starburst. Especially the smell. Also, the high is great. Hits super fast and hard with a burst of energy and happy, expanding euphoria. Followed by a wave of creativity and focus and a nice mellow body high. Kind of light and floaty. Lasts awhile also. Great for fatigue, mood swings, pain, and social anxiety. Made me really sociable and happy. Feel like myself again. Don't sleep on this strain. Mine was 20% thc flower. Smoked a good .5 g and had me right for a couple hours.

Pretty good

I have been drinking expensive medicine to help with my ADHD and let me tell u I’ve taken the most powerful medicine which are basically tweaked meth and none of them works. My friend gave me some space brownies and apparently cheetah piss was the strain within. I ate a whole brownie and after 2 hours, all the voices in my head that talks non stop disappeared. I could remember the finest details of memory from decades ago. I was an excellent conversationalist for the 5 days that it had an effect on me. ADHD people suffer from things like memory lapses but for 5 days my memory, speech, cognitive function was excellent. I realized I am smart, my brain chems are just imbalanced and this help balance those chems out. It sucks that back in my country marijuana is still illegal, these things can help millions of people who share the same problem I have