Terpee Slerpee reviews

Terpy Slurpy it's called nowadays in the coffeeshops in The Netherlands (Noord Brabant). This weed is sold by the cofeeshops, and its grown by companies that where chosen by the government. This ensures quality, and consistancy. As soon as you open the jar (5gr in my case) the super strong smell of ammonia/cat pee overwhelms your nose. The deeper you smell the better you get the diffrent tones in the smell. Even dry, it smells like a fresh plant, thats how strong the smell is. Once you smoke it, the taste is way more in the background. But it's super light to s moke. Not harsh at all! I'd dare to smoke this in a bong, unlike amnesia or haze strains that make you cough bad. This is smooooothhhhh. 5GR costs 50-55EUR depending on the coffeeshop you visit. 1GR costs 11-13EUR. It's a MUST TRY! my favorite strain of 2025.

Harvested 5-6-24 by Glorious Cannabis, Michigan. Seeds by Surfer Seeds Oregon. Orange Skittles X GMO. This is a 2024 entry into the High Times Cannabis Cup, Michigan, People's Choice: Sativa Flower. 24.1% ThC, 0% CBD, 3.82% terps, 28.1% cannaboids. Sweet citrus perfume, lemons - oranges - cherries - lilac flower. Dense firm buds, no trichomes visible, squat indica spade/ahoulders. Comprised of 100's of mini-balls with orange hairs on each from each bud. Light gas tingle in nose. Complex sour taste like the grape leaf on a Greek Dolmade. Nice smooth euphoria, energized, excited, tingly, legs and hips feel great, lower back pressure gone. Smokes like a pure Sativa, very nice indeed. Giggly, happy, talkative. A slight woody dryness to smoke with no cough, no eye pressure and a nice smooth euphoria. Best sour taste I have had, mouth watering.

I love this strain. Clear headed high and great for productivity. AM strain

Its good but don't give u energy it's relax u put in couch mode and than u sleepy very dry mouth but it's good smoke

my brain was wanderin round a field of flowers without movin from my seat! massage to the brain, sit down n paint, maybe watch a movie idk bruther. anyway strain is gr8 for having fun, but not for work n deadlines, and it tastes delish 🤠☁️

Great head buzz! Zero paranoia, not much hunger but it’s like a party in my brain. I think it’s a new favorite.

i wish there was a "fish" flavor option lol, this strain smells fishy when burned but it is very nice

The strain is a very smooth nutty flavor... Relaxes all the muscles and helps take the pain away. Great melting feeling with this one 🌻💚 & helped with my appetite!