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The Strain: Apple Stomper arrives as a bold hybrid born from Dante’s Inferno x Apple Fritter, marrying orchard-fresh sweetness with a deep, resinous backbone. Right away you’ll notice the strain’s fruity pedigree in the aroma and flavor, a bright apple and candied sugar ride over darker notes inherited from Dante’s side. Expect a complex bouquet where pie-like sweetness meets earthy, slightly diesel-tinged depth. It’s a dance of contrasts that keeps every inhale interesting.

Read through the terpene roster and the effects fall into place: limonene brings a citrusy lift and mood brightener, caryophyllene adds a warm, peppery anchor that steadies the mind, and myrcene supplies a mellowing, mellow-musky undercurrent. Humulene contributes subtle herbal earthiness while linalool sprinkles in floral calm and nerolidol adds a soft, woody hush. Together these compounds produce an experience that opens with a clear, upbeat mental nudge and then eases into a cozy, grounded calm - an uplifting first act that gently resolves into relaxed contentment.

Use Apple Stomper when you want a spirited yet easygoing vibe: it jump-starts conversation and creativity, then smooths the edges for low-key evenings or slow, focused projects. You might find it sparks lightheartedness and snack-time cravings as the uplift softens into a pleasant body ease. In short, Apple Stomper is a flavorful hybrid that flits between lively and laid-back, delivering both bright energy and comfortable calm in one rounded package.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Dante's Inferno] X [Apple Fritter]
Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed, Focused, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Apple, Vanilla, Diesel, Citrus, Woody

Apple Stomper 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Ghost OG

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 14G Flower

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are
suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and
giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early
stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Ghost OG 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Hibernate is a potent indica strain meticulously crafted by the master breeders at Greenpoint Seeds, born from the cross of Shut Eye and Stardawg. This unique blend brings together an impressive lineage that includes Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog. Hibernate lives up to its name by offering deeply relaxing and soothing effects, making it an ideal choice for those seeking tranquility and restful sleep. Its terpene profile features Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol, all contributing to its distinctive flavor and calming properties.

The flavor profile of Hibernate leans toward earthy and woody notes, complemented by hints of pine and a strong lemon peel accent. Limonene adds a citrusy zest that brightens the overall taste, while Myrcene and Humulene contribute to the strain's herbal and earthy undertones. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral nuances, enhancing the complexity of the flavor. The aroma is equally captivating, with variations that include lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and the skunky essence characteristic of Stardawg.

Drawing from its rich genetic background, Hibernate offers a profoundly relaxing and euphoric experience. Users often report feelings of deep calmness and serenity, with a gentle wave of sleepiness that envelops both mind and body. The influence of Shut Eye provides intensely soothing effects, while Stardawg adds a touch of uplifting euphoria. This harmonious blend makes Hibernate an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day, promoting a peaceful state of mind and preparing for a restful night's sleep.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Hibernate Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gelato #33 3.5G Flower

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wifi Cookies 5pk x 0.5g

GMO Cookies 28G Flower

The Strain: SOI 420 by Grandiflora Genetics is a dynamic hybrid merging the unique genetics of Red Velvet and Soufle, resulting in a complex, balanced experience. Known for its smooth blend of relaxation and uplift, SOI 420 blends the calming effects of myrcene and linalool with the bright, mood-enhancing properties of limonene. The presence of caryophyllene and humulene rounds out the experience, giving it a grounding body high that doesn’t overwhelm, making this strain ideal for those seeking relaxation with a touch of mental clarity. SOI 420 is crafted to provide just the right balance, allowing for relaxation without total sedation.

The flavors of SOI 420 are as nuanced as its effects, with a layered profile that combines earthy, spicy undertones with hints of citrus and floral sweetness. The initial inhale brings a warm, peppery note from caryophyllene, quickly followed by a refreshing citrus zest from limonene and a subtle hint of lavender from linalool. This complex taste is elevated by humulene’s herbal, slightly woody undertones, offering a balanced flavor profile that’s both refreshing and satisfying. Each puff delivers a smooth yet vibrant taste, leaving a pleasant, lingering sweetness that speaks to its Red Velvet lineage.

In appearance, SOI 420 is visually captivating, with dense, frosted buds that blend deep green hues with touches of purple and red. Its structure is firm and coated in a heavy layer of sparkling trichomes, hinting at the strain’s potency and terpene richness. The vivid orange pistils contrast beautifully against the darker shades, making each nugget as visually appealing as it is potent. SOI 420 is a well-rounded hybrid that combines flavorful depth, balanced effects, and striking aesthetics, making it a must-try for those seeking a refined and enjoyable cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Red Velvet] x [Soufle]

Breeder: Grandiflora Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Balanced, Grounded, Relaxed, Clarity, Body High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Spicy, Citrus, Floral, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

SOI 420 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain: Dungeon Vault Genetics’ Grapezilla stomps onto the scene as a mighty indica born from Original Glue and Vino OG. With Myrcene leading the charge, expect a mellow, musky earthiness that gently settles the mind, while Pinene’s crisp pine notes sharpen focus and clarity. Caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth that gives each inhale a spicy kick, and Limonene brings a bright citrus twist that lifts the senses. Humulene rounds out the profile with subtle herbal undertones.

Upon first puff, sweet grape flavors surge forward, underscored by a low rumble of diesel funk inherited from its Glue parentage. Myrcene’s cozy musk weaves through that grape sweetness, while Pinene’s refreshing forest breeze cuts through the richness. Caryophyllene’s peppery spice and Limonene’s lemon-lime flair mingle on the exhale, leaving a complex aftertaste that invites another toke.

Grapezilla’s effects mirror its terpene tapestry: a gradual wave of calm that encourages deep relaxation and puts the body at ease. Pinene’s clarity helps keep the mind gently engaged, so you can dive into a good book, sink into your favorite playlist, or simply relish a quiet moment. Caryophyllene’s warm embrace and Myrcene’s soothing weight make sinking into the couch all but inevitable, yet Limonene’s lift ensures you never lose complete alertness - truly the apex of chill.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Original Glue] x [Vino OG]
Breeder: Dungeon Vault Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Diesel, Earthy, Pine, Citrus

Grapezilla .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain: Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC's dynamic progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Max AC 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gorilla Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie Ready2Roll 5G Flower

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, Terpinolene, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

WiFi Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain: Wedding Pie, developed by Cannarado Genetics, is an indulgent hybrid crafted from the celebrated cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. This strain delights the palate with a super sweet flavor profile, where juicy grape and succulent berry notes are artfully layered with hints of nutty dough and subtle spices. The vibrant character is further enhanced by its primary terpenes: limonene delivers a lively burst of citrus brightness, caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth, myrcene contributes a rich earthy depth, linalool provides delicate floral sweetness, and humulene imparts a refined herbal nuance.

Every inhale of Wedding Pie unfolds an intricate symphony of flavor —a blend reminiscent of a gourmet dessert. The zesty tang from limonene awakens the senses, while the warm spice of caryophyllene creates an inviting complexity. Myrcene grounds the flavor with its robust, earthy character, perfectly balanced by the soft, soothing floral notes of linalool. A whisper of humulene adds a subtle herbal finish, resulting in a taste that is both vibrant and comforting, offering a culinary journey with every puff.

The effects of Wedding Pie gently usher you into a realm of euphoric relaxation and mental clarity. A light, tingling sensation gradually gives way to a blissful, all-encompassing buzz that lifts your mood and quiets the mind. The initial surge of citrus-inspired energy sparks a positive, uplifted state, while the deep earthy and floral undertones encourage a serene and contemplative calm. Ideal for immersing yourself in soulful music, engaging in thoughtful dialogue, or simply retreating into a reflective moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Grape Pie]
Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Sweet, Nutty, Citrus, Floral

Wedding Pie 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Dr. Funkenstein, also known as "Dr. Funk," is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

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