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The Product: Illicit’s Gorilla Pie Live Resin Infused Prerolls take this celebrated hybrid and amplify its richness, flavor, and power. Each preroll is crafted with premium flower infused with Illicit’s signature live resin oil, boosting potency and depth while
extending the burn for a slower, more even session. The addition of live resin enhances the natural terpene expression, allowing the full-bodied sweetness and pungent undertones of Gorilla Pie to shine through with remarkable clarity.

Born from Jelly Pie and Gorilla Glue 4, Gorilla Pie delivers a dynamic blend of effects and flavors that sit perfectly between uplifting and deeply relaxing. Notes of ripe grape and dark cherry are balanced by hints of black pepper and diesel,
creating a profile that’s both indulgent and complex. Myrcene and Limonene bring out the strain’s juicy sweetness and citrus edge, while Caryophyllene and Linalool lend a warm spice and gentle calm, rounding out a smoke that feels rich and layered from start to finish.

The effects of Gorilla Pie unfold gradually, beginning with a euphoric lift that sharpens focus and encourages connection before easing into a tranquil body calm. Creativity feels fluid, laughter comes easily, and a contented stillness settles in as
the session deepens. These live resin infused prerolls embody balance in every sense: flavorful, potent, and satisfying - delivering an experience that lingers long after the final draw.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Terpineol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative, Social, Calm
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry, Grape, Pepper

Gorilla Pie 1g Live Resin Infused Preroll 2-Pack

The Strain  -  Dr. Funkenstein, also known as "Dr. Funk," is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]

Breeder: Royal King Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Bruce Banner 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

Bruce Banner 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

WiFi Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain: Mintlato is a hybrid born of Animal Mints and Gelato 41, showcasing a terpene cast led by limonene, caryophyllene, humulene, myrcene, and pinene. At first draw, limonene brings a bright citrus zing that awakens the senses, while pinene’s fresh pine notes add a brisk clarity. Myrcene’s earthy, musky undertones lend a plush, soothing backdrop, and caryophyllene’s spicy warmth weaves through the mix, rounding out the flavor with a subtle peppery edge. Humulene’s herbal whisper ties everything together, creating a complex, mint-tinged profile that feels both crisp and luxuriant.

Onset is marked by a light uplift—limonene promotes a buoyant sense of optimism, lifting the spirit without racing the mind. As that initial glow settles, myrcene and humulene ease the body into gentle relaxation, melting away tension without heavy sedation. Pinene’s clarity helps maintain focus, keeping thoughts crisp even as a comfortable calm washes over you. The result is a balanced high that can fuel creative bursts, spark conversation, or simply enhance a lazy afternoon with a refreshing twist.

With its harmonious interplay of invigorating and soothing notes, Mintlato invites you to explore a variety of activities. Tackle a brainstorming session with newfound clarity, lose yourself in mellow music with a relaxed frame of mind, or savor a quiet moment of reflection as the minty breeze lingers on your palate - Mintlato adapts to your mood, amplifying joy and composure in equal measure.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Animal Mints] x [Gelato 41]
Breeder: Exotic Genetix
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Myrcene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Clear-Headed, Energized, Focused, Calm
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Mint, Citrus, Pine, Herbal, Earthy, Sweet

Mintlato .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 14G Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Dr. Funkenstein, also known as "Dr. Funk," is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Blueberry] x [Bubba Kush]
Breeder: Royal King Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Hungry, Sleepy, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Blueberry, Cheesy, Sweet

Dr. Funkenstein

The Strain: Wedding Pie, developed by Cannarado Genetics, is an indulgent hybrid crafted from the celebrated cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. This strain delights the palate with a super sweet flavor profile, where juicy grape and succulent berry notes are artfully layered with hints of nutty dough and subtle spices. The vibrant character is further enhanced by its primary terpenes: limonene delivers a lively burst of citrus brightness, caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth, myrcene contributes a rich earthy depth, linalool provides delicate floral sweetness, and humulene imparts a refined herbal nuance.

Every inhale of Wedding Pie unfolds an intricate symphony of flavor —a blend reminiscent of a gourmet dessert. The zesty tang from limonene awakens the senses, while the warm spice of caryophyllene creates an inviting complexity. Myrcene grounds the flavor with its robust, earthy character, perfectly balanced by the soft, soothing floral notes of linalool. A whisper of humulene adds a subtle herbal finish, resulting in a taste that is both vibrant and comforting, offering a culinary journey with every puff.

The effects of Wedding Pie gently usher you into a realm of euphoric relaxation and mental clarity. A light, tingling sensation gradually gives way to a blissful, all-encompassing buzz that lifts your mood and quiets the mind. The initial surge of citrus-inspired energy sparks a positive, uplifted state, while the deep earthy and floral undertones encourage a serene and contemplative calm. Ideal for immersing yourself in soulful music, engaging in thoughtful dialogue, or simply retreating into a reflective moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Grape Pie]
Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Sweet, Nutty, Citrus, Floral

Wedding Pie 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

GMO Cookies Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

GMO Cookies

The Strain: Step into a realm of vibrant experiences with Elon West, a captivating hybrid strain from Greenpoint Seeds that masterfully blends the unique genetics of Blutonian and Riddallar. This thoughtfully balanced strain offers a harmonious fusion of uplifting and calming effects, making it a versatile choice for various moments throughout your day. Elon West stands out with its intricate flavor profile and dynamic terpene composition, promising a memorable and enjoyable journey with every inhale.

Delight your palate with the rich and diverse flavors of Elon West. The initial burst of zesty citrus intertwines seamlessly with refreshing pine notes, creating a bright and invigorating taste experience. As you savor each puff, earthy undertones emerge, adding depth and complexity to the flavor profile. A subtle hint of spice lingers on the finish, complemented by delicate floral accents that round out the overall taste. This exquisite blend of citrus, pine, earthy, spicy, and floral flavors

ensures that every vaping session is both flavorful and satisfying.

Embrace the balanced effects of Elon West as it elevates your mood and enhances your emotional state. The uplifting euphoria fosters a sense of happiness and creativity, perfect for brainstorming new ideas or engaging in stimulating conversations. Simultaneously, a gentle wave of relaxation soothes the body, easing any lingering tension and promoting a calm and centered mindset. Elon West provides the perfect harmony of energy and tranquility to enrich your activities and elevate your overall experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blutonian] x [Riddallar]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted, Creative, Calm

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Earthy, Spicy, Floral

Elon West 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain: Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain. Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their own consciousness.

Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience. Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of creative energy.

As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of satisfaction that permeates the user's being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on your memory.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]

Breeder: Illicit Gardens

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

Chem Butter 3.5G Flower

Chem Butter

The Strain: SOI 420 by Grandiflora Genetics is a dynamic hybrid merging the unique genetics of Red Velvet and Soufle, resulting in a complex, balanced experience. Known for its smooth blend of relaxation and uplift, SOI 420 blends the calming effects of myrcene and linalool with the bright, mood-enhancing properties of limonene. The presence of caryophyllene and humulene rounds out the experience, giving it a grounding body high that doesn’t overwhelm, making this strain ideal for those seeking relaxation with a touch of mental clarity. SOI 420 is crafted to provide just the right balance, allowing for relaxation without total sedation.

The flavors of SOI 420 are as nuanced as its effects, with a layered profile that combines earthy, spicy undertones with hints of citrus and floral sweetness. The initial inhale brings a warm, peppery note from caryophyllene, quickly followed by a refreshing citrus zest from limonene and a subtle hint of lavender from linalool. This complex taste is elevated by humulene’s herbal, slightly woody undertones, offering a balanced flavor profile that’s both refreshing and satisfying. Each puff delivers a smooth yet vibrant taste, leaving a pleasant, lingering sweetness that speaks to its Red Velvet lineage.

In appearance, SOI 420 is visually captivating, with dense, frosted buds that blend deep green hues with touches of purple and red. Its structure is firm and coated in a heavy layer of sparkling trichomes, hinting at the strain’s potency and terpene richness. The vivid orange pistils contrast beautifully against the darker shades, making each nugget as visually appealing as it is potent. SOI 420 is a well-rounded hybrid that combines flavorful depth, balanced effects, and striking aesthetics, making it a must-try for those seeking a refined and enjoyable cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Red Velvet] x [Soufle]

Breeder: Grandiflora Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Balanced, Grounded, Relaxed, Clarity, Body High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Spicy, Citrus, Floral, Sweet

SOI 420 Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Dungeon Vault Genetics’ Grapezilla stomps onto the scene as a mighty indica born from Original Glue and Vino OG. With Myrcene leading the charge, expect a mellow, musky earthiness that gently settles the mind, while Pinene’s crisp pine notes sharpen focus and clarity. Caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth that gives each inhale a spicy kick, and Limonene brings a bright citrus twist that lifts the senses. Humulene rounds out the profile with subtle herbal undertones.

Upon first puff, sweet grape flavors surge forward, underscored by a low rumble of diesel funk inherited from its Glue parentage. Myrcene’s cozy musk weaves through that grape sweetness, while Pinene’s refreshing forest breeze cuts through the richness. Caryophyllene’s peppery spice and Limonene’s lemon-lime flair mingle on the exhale, leaving a complex aftertaste that invites another toke.

Grapezilla’s effects mirror its terpene tapestry: a gradual wave of calm that encourages deep relaxation and puts the body at ease. Pinene’s clarity helps keep the mind gently engaged, so you can dive into a good book, sink into your favorite playlist, or simply relish a quiet moment. Caryophyllene’s warm embrace and Myrcene’s soothing weight make sinking into the couch all but inevitable, yet Limonene’s lift ensures you never lose complete alertness - truly the apex of chill.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Original Glue] x [Vino OG]
Breeder: Dungeon Vault Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Calm, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Diesel, Earthy, Pine, Citrus

Grapezilla 3.5g Flower

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

Grape Runtz 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie Ready2Roll 5G Flower

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, Terpinolene, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gorilla Pie 3.5G Flower

Gorilla Pie

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are
suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and
giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early
stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Ghost OG 3.5G Flower

Ghost OG

The Strain - Ghost OG, a cut of OG Kush, is a hybrid strain loved for its balanced cerebral and body effects. Often described as simultaneously potent and non-intrusive, Ghost OG has won itself Cup awards and renown among consumers.

Despite its intimidating name, Ghost OG is actually a mellow, relaxing strain that’s great for recreational use. This is the strain to go to when you’re having a Netflix-and-Chill day at home. As an indica-dominant hybrid, Ghost OG can melt all your worries, stressors, and anxieties away and replace them with a soothing, peaceful experience. There’s nothing better than watching your favorite comedy or listening to your favorite album than with Ghost OG in the mix.

Even though the high of Ghost OG is noticeable, it’s rarely considered to be too overpowering or overwhelming. This hybrid comes with moderate THC levels that are suitable for all smoking levels. The overall experience of Ghost OG is zen, euphoric, and giggly. This hybrid produces a happy high that veers on the cerebral side in the early stages.

The second wave of Ghost OG shows its indica side. The brain and body enter a state of pure relaxation. This can help combat feelings of pain, anxiety, nausea, and inflammation. Any discomfort in the body with gradually fade away as you continue to smoke Ghost OG on the couch. It also might be a good idea to keep snacks around as this strain promotes the munchies.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Afghani] x [OG Kush]

Breeder: Apothecary Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: b-Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2, b-Myrcene, a-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Citrus, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Ghost OG Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Hibernate is a potent indica strain meticulously crafted by the master breeders at Greenpoint Seeds, born from the cross of Shut Eye and Stardawg. This unique blend brings together an impressive lineage that includes Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog. Hibernate lives up to its name by offering deeply relaxing and soothing effects, making it an ideal choice for those seeking tranquility and restful sleep. Its terpene profile features Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol, all contributing to its distinctive flavor and calming properties.

The flavor profile of Hibernate leans toward earthy and woody notes, complemented by hints of pine and a strong lemon peel accent. Limonene adds a citrusy zest that brightens the overall taste, while Myrcene and Humulene contribute to the strain's herbal and earthy undertones. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral nuances, enhancing the complexity of the flavor. The aroma is equally captivating, with variations that include lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and the skunky essence characteristic of Stardawg.

Drawing from its rich genetic background, Hibernate offers a profoundly relaxing and euphoric experience. Users often report feelings of deep calmness and serenity, with a gentle wave of sleepiness that envelops both mind and body. The influence of Shut Eye provides intensely soothing effects, while Stardawg adds a touch of uplifting euphoria. This harmonious blend makes Hibernate an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day, promoting a peaceful state of mind and preparing for a restful night's sleep.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Hibernate Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Grapezilla 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

GMO Cookies 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

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