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Mail Order Bride is a sedative indica strain made by crossing Bubba's Gift with our topselling Trophy Wife. This stoney strain is heavy behind the eyes, and beneficial for pain management, relieving stress, and inducing sleep.

Mail Order Bride - Platinum Line

Bubba's Gift

12th Man Down is a hazy hybrid, with a heavy body high as well as a stoney head high. This hard-hitter is popular among seasoned consumers with high tolerances.  

12th Man Down Pre-Roll 1g

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Dutch Treat Oil, and a blend of kief!

Double Dutch Delight Firecracker

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Frosted Cherry Cookies Flower, Washington Apple Oil, and a blend of kief!

Frosted Cherry Apple Firecracker

This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

A glass chillum loaded with .3g of flower; the perfect size for a quick and easy smoke sesh. The best part? You can reload and reuse it for a fresh hit, time and time again. Our most popular indica-dominant hybrid, Trophy Wife is known to be ultra-potent, even among veteran consumers. It tastes skunky and sweet, with a smooth finish on the exhale. This is a common strain among users seeking relief from pain, anxiety, and insomnia for its heavily sedating qualities and uplifting hazy mood-boost.

Trophy Wife Bazooka 0.3g

Trophy Wife

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Dutch Treat is one of the premier and most widely-recognized connoisseur strains to come out of Amsterdam, Holland. Noted as one of the fundamental cannabis characters in Amsterdam's coffee shop culture, the Dutch Treat enjoys a reputation decorated with awards and recognition spanning the history of the Amsterdam cannabis legacy. It is highly appealing in its presentation with dense and sticky buds, an acute fragrance of sweet pine and the slight hint of mint or eucalyptus, with the added benefits of stress relief, and a sense of light relaxation. Truly a well-rounded and enjoyable experience.

Dutch Treat Bong Buddies

Dutch Treat

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Gorilla Glue #5, aka New Glue, is an indica-dominant hybrid that offers the same intense euphoria and full-body relaxation its parents are renowned for. This variation has heavier effects than GG #4 (Original Glue), making it a great strain for nighttime use.

White Widow 1:1 Bong Buddies

Panda Snax #17 is quick to provide everything a user looks for in an indica--a hazy euphoria, a serious case of the munchies, and an ultra potent body high that washes over you from your head to your toes. It is a beneficial strain for those seeking relief from pain, insomnia, or appetite loss.

Panda Snax #17 Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Gelato

Ghost OG and Terpee Slurpee combine to create Ghost Sauce--a fiery sweet hybrid with a sleepy finish. Tasty terpenes give this strain a fruity and peppery taste and a smooth-riding high right into snooze town.

Ghost Sauce Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Terpee Slerpee

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Animal Mintz and Redneck Wedding's union brings us Grandpa's Gun Chest. This hard-hitting indica is a hidden gem, providing users with a heavy body high that results in euphroic relaxation.

Grandpa's Gun Chest Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Animal Mints

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Haterade is the indica-dominant hybrid result of crossing Larry OG with Granddaddy Purple. It hits your mind as well as your body, so expect an uplifted euphoria in addition to the buzzing body high that starts behind your eyes and melts all the way down to your toes.

Haterade Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Haterade

A chillum loaded with .3g of flower. Golden Pineapple is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave its user feeling euphoric and highly productive. Its aroma is described as fruity and light, boasting an enjoyable tropical citrus flavor. Golden Pineapple delivers effective relief for symptoms associated with anxiety and stress while still maintaining a physically energizing and mentally tranquil experience. This mood-elevating blend of Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush pairs well with game nights with good company.

Golden Pineapple Bazooka Chillum 0.3g

Golden Pineapple

Punch Breath Pre-Roll 1g

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Purple Punch and Do Si Dos star in this indica special feature: The Gorgon! Experience the all-encompassing body tingle that will glue you to your seat with a heavy, sedating high. 

The Gorgon Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Purple Punch

Inzane In The Membrane Pre-Roll 1g

Inzane In The Membrane

Our most popular indica-dominant hybrid, Trophy Wife is known to be ultra-potent, even among veteran consumers. It tastes skunky and sweet, with a smooth finish on the exhale. This is a common strain among users seeking relief from pain, anxiety, and insomnia for its heavily sedating qualities and uplifting hazy mood-boost.

Trophy Wife Pre-Rolls Panda Tin (3 x 1g)

Oregon Diesel

Mob Wife Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Jack Herer

King's Blend Pre-Roll 1g

Star Pebbles Bong Buddies

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda. This sativa-dominant hybrid will take you on a journey to a galaxy far, far away! This potent blend of GMO and Larry OG brings you the best of both worlds, with uplifting and giggly sativa effects from its kush lineage, combined with the soothing and calming physical effects from its indica heritage. With a spicy terpene profile and clear-headed high, this balanced strain is sure to become one of your favorites.

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