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Legend of Nigeria is a potent-off-one-puff sativa. With notes of diesel and pine, this uplifting strain will get you up and moving, and get those creative juices flowing! It is also popular among medical marijuana patients for help managing anxiety, depression, and OCD. 

Legend of Nigeria Preroll 1g

Legend of Nigeria

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! This potent indica strain comes from a long line of heavy indica heritage. Envy will provide muscle-melting relaxation and hard-hitting cerebral bliss as you wade through a dreamy euphoria. Born by crossing Animal Face with Haterade, this strain is sure to satisfy even seasoned cannabis consumers with high tolerances.

Envy Platinum Line Bong Buddies

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Driving Mrs. Panda is an indica-dominant hybrid made by combining our topselling Trophy Wife with fan-favorite Sundae Driver. Join Mrs. Panda on a drive to dreamland with this smooth, sleepy blend that will leave you yawning and ready for a nap. 

Driving Mrs. Panda Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Sundae Driver

Punch Breath

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Kings Blend is a cannabis cultivar fit for royalty. This hybrid boasts a noble terpene profile ripe with earthy and sour citrus aromas. Kings Blend combines soothing physical sedation with mental euphoria; perfect for winding down in the evening and reflecting on the universe.

King's Blend Bong Buddies

Cosmic Cherries is an indica-lover's delight! Earthy and sweet, this blend of MAC 1 and Cherry Pie will blast your mind to outer space, while keeping your body planted firmly on the couch. Not recommended for novice consumers, many users report a potent body and mind-numbing experience.

Cosmic Cherries Pre-Roll 1g

Cherry Pie

Potent and pungent, GMO and Secret OG have come together to create a stinky, heavy indica that is sure to become your new favorite evening-time strain. So kick back, relax, and take your shoes off! These nugs are so acrid that no one will be able to tell if it's your feet or the weed--but that's okay; it can stay our Dirty Little Secret.

Dirty Little Secret Pre-Roll 1g

GMO Cookies

Animal Mintz and Redneck Wedding's union brings us Grandpa's Gun Chest. This hard-hitting indica is a hidden gem, providing users with a heavy body high that results in euphoric relaxation.

Grandpa's Gun Chest Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Animal Mints

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda. Ghost OG and Trophy Wife combine to create Ex Wife, a potent indica-dominant hybrid with robust effects that include tranquility, restfulness, and bold relaxation. It provides relief from insomnia, soothes pain, and may leave you glued to the couch.

Ex Wife Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Ghost OG

OG Chem Live Resin Cartridge 1g

OG Chem

By combining Dutch Treat with our topselling Trophy Wife, we have curated a stoney, uplifting hybrid we call Dutch Delight. With a hazy head high and formidable body buzz, this strain is a favorite among high-tolerance consumers.

Dutch Delight Pre-Rolls 28-Pack (28 x 1g)

Dutch Treat

We brought together potent sativa Cow God and topselling indica Trophy Wife for a perfect hybrid marriage. Experience the uplifting head high from the sativa side, balanced perfectly with an indica body buzz. This strain will get you feeling warm and fuzzy in all the right ways, and leave you hungry for more. 

Beef Cake Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

Paired perfectly with a red cup and pisswater beer, Redneck Wedding is a wonderful social lubricant for any occasion. With lineage from our topselling Trophy Wife and fan-favorite GMO, this strain provides the best of both worlds. This happy hybrid provides a a cerebral head high and mellow body buzz that won't stop you from dancing your heart out when they play the Cupid Shuffle!

Redneck Wedding - Platinum Line

Golden Pineapple is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid that will leave its user feeling euphoric and highly productive. Its aroma is described as fruity and light, boasting an enjoyable tropical citrus flavor. Golden Pineapple delivers effective relief for symptoms associated with anxiety and stress while still maintaining a physically energizing and mentally tranquil experience. This mood-elevating blend of Golden Goat and Pineapple Kush pairs well with game nights with good company.

Golden Pineapple Pre-Roll Panda Tin (3 x 1g)

Golden Pineapple

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Ice Cream Cake and Grape Pie Wedding Crasher come together to form an indica-dominant hybrid with beautiful purple buds and a fruity sweet taste. Grape Cream Cake smokes so smoothly that users are inclined to smoke bowl after bowl, but be careful--this is a strain that will sneak up on you! A wave of physical and mental relaxation will wash over you, and you may find yourself struggling to stay awake or function coherently.

Grape Cream Cake Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Ice Cream Cake

Driving Mrs. Panda is an indica-dominant hybrid made by combining our topselling Trophy Wife with fan-favorite Sundae Driver. Join Mrs. Panda on a drive to dreamland with this smooth, sleepy blend that will leave you yawning and ready for a nap. 

Driving Mrs. Panda Platinum Line Pre-Roll 1g

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Dutch Delight Flower, Dutch Treat Oil, and a blend of kief!

Double Dutch Delight Firecracker

A full-gram pre roll by Phat Panda, infused with oil and rolled in kief to pack an extra punch! Cherry Mintz Flower, Lime Dream Oil, and a blend of kief!

Cherry Mintz Lime Dream Firecracker

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! Sour Blue Fruit is a hybrid strain consisting of sativas AJ's Sour Diesel and Blue Fire, and crossing them with indica Heavy Duty Fruity. Users experience equal amounts of head high and body buzz, making this an ideal hybrid for any time of the day. 

Sour Blue Fruit Bong Buddies

2g of Phat Panda flower, with nugs the perfect size for packing a bowl! We brought together potent sativa Cow God and topselling indica Trophy Wife for a perfect hybrid marriage. Experience the uplifting head high from the sativa side, balanced perfectly with an indica body buzz. This strain will get you feeling warm and fuzzy in all the right ways, and leave you hungry for more. 

Beef Cake Platinum Line Bong Buddies

Battery w/Button (White)

Battery w/ Button (Rainbow)

This alchemical hybrid is a perfectly balanced blend of strains GMO and Trophy Wife. While it may not turn you into an an astrophysicist or an expert of entomology, you may find yourself pondering the big questions in life after enjoying this stoney strain! With a solid body buzz to accompany a cerebral boost in creativity, Weird Science fronts the most enjoyable elements of its parent strains, and is popular among even high-tolerance consumers. 

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