Hippie Crippler

Hippie Crippler

4.3| 71 Reviews

Strain Highlights

Don’t worry, Hippie Crippler isn’t some strange affliction you may get from hanging around with flower children, it’s an uplifting sativa-dominant hybrid. Patients love this cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite for its sweet smell and taste. Take this Hippie home and you’ll be glad you did. While this strain is popular for daytime, it may leave some patients bleary-eyed and a little spacey depending on tolerance and dosage.

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Strain Attributes

Dry Mouth
Lack of Appetite
Dry Mouth
Dry Eyes

Strain Data

Parents of Hippie Crippler


  • 1. Pine
  • 2. Earthy
  • 3. Sweet

Review Highlights

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“Friends get amazing buds :) NY needs to legalize seriously because this whole country is going down economically and marijuana will stimulate the economy if the government can place a simple tax or levy on marijuana. On the other hand, this strain was AMAZING. I am lucky to get this where I am from. Honestly I was instantly uplifted just seconds after inhale. Very strong, pungent order in and out of grinder. Awes...”

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“I've been trying out different sativa-dominant hybrid strains for about a month now to combat my major depression. I've tried Cannalope Haze and Green Crack, but Hippie Crippler is the best strain that actually makes me feel energetic. With depression, I suffer from intense lethargy and chronic fatigue. Hippie Crippler got me feeling good AND having no problem getting tasks done (even got me to exercise) with that b...”


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