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Hippie Crippler

Hippie Crippler

4.3| 64 Reviews

Strain Highlights

Don’t worry, Hippie Crippler isn’t some strange affliction you may get from hanging around with flower children, it’s an uplifting sativa-dominant hybrid. Patients love this cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite for its sweet smell and taste. Take this Hippie home and you’ll be glad you did. While this strain is popular for daytime, it may leave some patients bleary-eyed and a little spacey depending on tolerance and dosage.

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Strain Attributes

Lack of Appetite
Dry Mouth
Dry Eyes

Strain Data

Parents of Hippie Crippler


  • 1. Diesel
  • 2. Pungent
  • 3. Pine

Review Highlights

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“Friends get amazing buds :) NY needs to legalize seriously because this whole country is going down economically and marijuana will stimulate the economy if the government can place a simple tax or levy on marijuana. On the other hand, this strain was AMAZING. I am lucky to get this where I am from. Honestly I was instantly uplifted just seconds after inhale. Very strong, pungent order in and out of grinder. Awes...”

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“I set the fire alarm ringtone as my alarm. Passed out after a joint. Woke up 20 minutes later to my alarm going off. Ran into kitchen and opened the oven. I started tweaking thinking that the "smoke police" where going to come banging like "hey it smells like a whole lot of kush out here !!!"--I realized that I was faded and it was my phone the one time. All in 5 seconds. Thank you Hippie Crippler.”


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