Blue Satellite strain

Trash and taste like hay when smoked.

It smells bad. Like burning tennis shoe with notes of butt and foulness. I gave it away.

This strain is one of those love/hate ones - I love it sometimes but it has a few drawbacks for me. Of course everyone is different. The particular plant I have been medicating with is aquaponically grown. I like the high and for me this weed is a bit of a creeper, like it slowly seeps into my headspace. It makes me focused but can also make me carry a bit of tension. Sometimes I am nicely uplifted and refreshed and sometimes I get a headache from the smoke of this bad boy. Or it makes me clench my jaw. I do like how it is potent enough to rip up a long time user like myself but doesn't create a huge burn out quickly as some high thc strains can. I actually have found this strain is good for physical activity days. Going hiking, spring cleaning, chasing littles, or even like moving day. If I sweat and discharge the tension then it's a good strain for giving a boost or pushing through bad pain on a "must do" day. I don't mind the smell but the taste is kinda blah to me. In fact, I taste celery haha and ammonia, not my idea of a yummy time. That being said, it is easier on my asthma than a lot of other strains and that's a huge bonus while smoking is still the cheapest way to consume. I'd prolly go 3.75 on this one but that might change when I smoke it from soil grown flowers. It's a good one if nothing better is around or if you love celery :P

Great daytime medication. It enhanced productivity greatly as I continued to work for hours without stopping. Very tasty and smells fantastic. One of the best sativas, awesome combination of strains! Ingenious.

"What the fuck? What the actual fuck?" That's exactly what I thought when I looked at the $5 gram of Blue Satellite that I bought from a nameless dispensary. In the little Ziplock bag -- the kind of bag you usually would associate with a dimebag sale, circa 1989 -- were exactly three untrimmed, scraggly, buds, each one a little bigger than my thumb nail. The label, which looked like it was printed with someone's 1995 inkjet printer, said the bag contained 1.00 gram of buddage. One gram, my ass. I know a light bag when I see one and I was looking at one right there. Ok, so I'm only out five bucks and sometimes, good things come in small packages, right? WRONG! My first warning was the THC content: 13%. That's not a good sign that you're about the smoke some premium bud. The second was when I went to pluck apart one of the nugs and it practically crumbled into dust. Ohboy . . . well, might as well blaze it. Touch the flame to the bowl and instantly half the contents go up in smoke, followed by THROAT HARSH and an eye-watering coughing fit. For a strain called Satellite, this one certainly failed to launch. I was high for like 10 minutes, buzzed for maybe another 15 and then everything crashed back down to Earth. Sure, the whole ride only set me back a fiver, but it was like paying for half a hand-job: it left me tantalized, but ultimately unsatisfied.

Very nice daytime sativa strain. Light color green with blue tint, fully covered in trichome's. Appealing smell, Fuel, sweet, Very kind. Helps nausea caused by digestive problems and hand pain from carpel tunnel becomes a little more bearable. Scored my sample from MMJ total health care online and am a very happy customer/patient. Will be trying this strain again and will source seeds so I can grow this and have it full time. Would love to try shatter/rosin/bubble hash from the blue satellite. Would be some perfect medicine to reach for in the morning. Give it a try if you have digestive issues/nausea and carpel tunnel syndrome.

Very nice stuff. Long-lasting cerebral effect. Pleasant, happy, chatty, floaty high. Is quite effective on nerve pain, which is impressive for a sativa. I've had indicas that are better, but this stuff does a bang-up job. I will definitely buy this strain again for a daytime pain relief medication.

This is actually one of my favourite strains. Bought a gram to try it out and the name describes it as it comes, Blue satelite. It feels like you're lost in space but still awake.

Blue Satellite has beautifully dense and compact buds with a purple hue that blends in with its yellowish green colours. I love how easy this strain is to smoke, definitely light on the lungs. A very nice high that is almost psychedellic and the comedown feels like an indica. A great overall strain.

Sticky buds, the thick inner stems were like wood and had to be removed as I broke up the flowers. Tasted like berries and honey. It was "up", talkative, happy, fun. Not the best for pain, but it took a bit of the edge off and gave me a lift after work for more than an hour an a half. In a fog as I came down. I will be vaping an indica soon for relief, though.”