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Thrift Shop Challenge: High People Buy Stuff, Hilarity Ensues

August 17, 2016

Ah, the thrift shop. It’s the sticky, mildly-to-moderately grimy, questionable-fashion-choices beacon of savings for the budget-conscious, hipsters, and Macklemore lovers alike. With thrift store interest at an all-time high, there’s even a day set aside to celebrate bargain bin shopping: August 17th.

To pay homage to this sacred secondhand shopping day, we set up a challenge for five thrift-loving Leafly employees who were more than eager to blow off work and dig through some sweet thrift store finds. Naturally, this being Leafly, we introduced a bit of a canna-friendly twist: would our veteran thrifters be able to unearth some gently used gems while moderately to severely high?

The rules of game were simple: smoke a joint, receive $25, and purchase whatever strikes your fancy within a 30 minute timeframe. Items would be paraded through the office, a winner would be crowned, friendships would be broken, and much Purell would be used. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the Leafly 2016 Thrift Shop Challenge.

What happens when you go thrift shopping while high? Accidental germs, Kenny Loggins, dry mouth, and more.

Step 1: Get Joints and Buddy Up

GG (f.k.a Gorilla Glue) joint with $25 cash for the Leafly Thrift Store Cannabis Challenge

You get a pre-roll! And you get a pre-roll! Everybody gets a pre-rollllllll!

Our five volunteer shoppers were:

  • Philip, Software Engineer
  • Brett, Associate Editor
  • Jordan, Account Executive
  • Bailey, Editor
  • Matt, Finance

Each shopper was assigned a chaperone, or “accountabilibuddy,” whose job was to hold onto the shopper’s money and provide time updates. Accountabilibuddies were instructed not to provide feedback on their partners’ items, as we wanted to take full advantage of the thrifters’ terrible decision-making.

Because we wanted each shopper’s state of mind to be significantly altered, we purchased five GG (f.k.a Gorilla Glue) pre-rolls from Herbs House that weighed in at nearly a gram apiece.

Charlie the Herbs House budtender selling Leafly GG (f.k.a Gorilla Glue) pre-rolls for the Thrift Store Cannabis Challenge

Budtender Charlie giving pre-roll recommendations (and rocking a GDP Leafly tee).

A bonus $5 was awarded to whoever was able to finish his or her pre-roll first, and the honor went to Brett, our associate editor who could easily medal in Joint Smoking if it were an Olympic event.

Accountabilibuddy observation:

“My buddy couldn’t finish his pre-roll and shared it with me. Who’s accountable for who now?”

Once everyone was feeling the potent effects of their joints, we headed to a nearby Goodwill to commence our shopping blitz.

Step 2: Stretch and Synchronize

Leafly employees stretching before the Thrift Store Cannabis Challenge

You gotta limber up before thrifting (left to right: Matt, Jordan, Philip, Bailey, Brett).

After performing some warmup stretches, each shopper’s accountabilibuddy synchronized their phones for accurate timekeeping.

Synchronizing phones for accurate timekeeping during the Leafly Thrift Store Cannabis Challenge

Note the stoned shoppers sans phones who put their hands in because they were confused.

With a “3, 2, 1, goooooooooo,” accountabilibuddies started their 30 minute timers and the Thrift Store Challenge was underway.

Step 3: Shop in Stoned Silence

Leafly employees running into Goodwill for the Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Get out of our way, there’s much thrifting to do!

Our thrifters ranged from a 6-9 on the “How High are You on a Scale of 1-10” ranking, so most of the shopping was done in amusing silence as each person struggled to navigate through the cavernous store.

Accountabilibuddy observation:

“How’s Matt doing?”

“He’s been holding a thermos and staring at it for five minutes.”

Leafly employee admiring a ceramic owl during the Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Clearly Brett gives a hoot about this ceramic find.

Overheard shopper exclamation:

“What the fuck is this? It’s so dumb. I’m gonna get it!”

Shopping during the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Bailey tows potential items for purchase while miraculously avoiding destroying the entire aisle of breakables.

Stray observations:

  • Brett found a wooden train whistle and blew on it to coax out its signature “woo woooooo” noise, upon which three of us, including a disgusted passerby, pointed out that she just put her mouth on a used Goodwill item. Her response: “I forgot! I’m too high for this!”
  • Bailey dragged a $20 Star Wars kite through the store for 22 minutes before making her accountabilibuddy put it away.
  • Jordan abandoned half a cart full of items with eight minutes left on the clock.
  • Several items were nearly broken/knocked off shelves due to a persistent lack of spatial awareness.
  • Brett was obsessed with finding a blanket. She found a tapestry she really liked, but when she held it up she realized it was actually a mumu.
  • Philip’s accountabilibuddy informed me that he finished with 11:35 to spare, but noted that Phil insisted his buddy do all the talking at the register because his mouth was too dry to speak.
Purchasing items at the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Philip purchasing his items with the help of his accountabilibuddy, cuz dry mouth.

Step 4: Judge the Purchases

Deciding on items during the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Hmm, which item will win more votes?

Back at the office, each shopper’s items were photographed and labeled 1-5 to prevent any biased voting from coworkers. Employees were encouraged to vote for their favorite purchase so we could crown a Stoned Thrift Store Champion.

Brett’s Items

Shopper #1's items for the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Brett’s thrift store finds.

High Scale (1-10): 6
Amount Given: $30 (including a bonus $5 for finishing her joint first)
Total Spend: $29.56 ($0.44 under budget)
Time Spent Shopping: 30 minutes

Items Purchased:

  • Bongo drum
  • Stash box adorned with the sun, moon, and stars
  • Brown furry throw of questionable cleanliness

Purchase Justification:

“I was inspired to get stuff to create a cozy blanket smoking fort (complete with bongo drum, a must-have addition I decided on as soon as I spotted the drum at Goodwill, haha). I chose a cozy blanket that reminded me of a bearskin rug, and my awesome bongo, and a cool stash box/treasure chest for all my weeeeeed.”

Voter Feedback: “Are you Matthew McConaughey?”
Number of Votes: 13

Philip’s Items

Shopper #2's items for the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Philip’s thrift store finds.

High Scale (1-10): 8-9
Amount Given: $25
Total Spend: $24.10 ($0.90 under budget)
Time Spent Shopping: About 15 minutes

Items Purchased:

  • The perfect donut maker
  • Baboon beanie baby
  • Lizard beanie baby
  • Pruning shears with wrist strap
  • Jin Rong Hua tiger CD case
  • Hologram Jesus address book
  • Glass frame 5×7 Gold Strike casino resort with shattered corner

Purchase Justification:

“The perfect donut maker seemed like a great thing to buy at a thrift shop. Just like the original owner, I will also probably use it exactly once before donating it back — the circle of life, really. I got the baboon and lizards because they were in an extremely sexual position when I found them [editor’s note: we “unmounted” them for the photo — sorry, readers]. Pruning shears might be good for trimming buds.

The tiger CD case spoke to me. The hologram Jesus book also spoke to me — it’s a hologram Jesus book, for Christ’s sake. I picked the glass casino resort frame because it looks clearly stolen, like it was ripped off a wall. It does not look like something you’d find in the souvenir gift shop. All I remember is that my dry mouth was pushing me to finish faster.”

Voter Feedback: “Oh shit, a donut maker?! Let’s put that bad boy to work!”
Number of Votes: 5

Jordan’s Items

Shopper #3's items for the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Jordan’s thrift store finds.

High Scale (1-10): 8
Amount Given: $25
Total Spend: $24.89 ($0.11 under budget)
Time Spent Shopping: 30 minutes

Items Purchased:

  • Kitty litter scooper
  • Plastic sword
  • Pet dish
  • Elmo plush doll
  • Gambling-themed pet leash
  • Extremely grimy plastic giraffe
  • Plastic Pluto bank
  • Goofy plush doll that may or may not be holding a bong

Purchase Justification:

“Goofy is walking his dog (Pluto, who of course brings his food bowl with him on the walk) while riding on a giraffe. While he’s doing that, he’s trying to behead Elmo with the sword.

…The pooper scooper was for me personally, lol.”

Voter Feedback: “Is that a Jamaican chalice in Goofy’s hand?”
Number of Votes: 4

Bailey’s Items

Shopper #4's items for the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Bailey’s thrift store finds.

High Scale (1-10): 7
Amount Given: $25
Total Spend: $22.07 ($2.93 under budget)
Time Spent Shopping: 30 minutes

Items Purchased:

  • VHS copy of What Women Want
  • Seal Wolf in Too Deep romance novel
  • Shot glass featuring an upside-down man mooning us
  • Cheerleader bobble head picture frame
  • Grimace drinking glass
  • Angel and two children picture frame
  • Random collage photo frame
  • How Steve Sees It
  • Wizard with a broken head

Purchase Justification:

“I legitimately have no memory of putting What Women Want into my basket. For the romance novel, who doesn’t love abs greased up in baby oil? And that title drips with literary genius. The writer in me chose this gem. The shot glass was because butts. I chose the bobble head because I miss the bobble head craze. The drinking glass was a must-have because Grimace looks like a big purple nug. For the angel and two children picture frame…I have no idea.

The collage photo frame spoke to me because they weren’t stock photos. This girl literally donated her personal memories to Goodwill. I feel like most people would remove their photos beforehand, but shout-out to this girl for saying, ‘fuck it.’ Full disclosure on the Peter Allen record: his seductive pose won my stoned heart. As for the Reilly & Maloney record, something about their eyes and foreheads inspired me.

With ‘How Steve Sees It’, it’s the mystery that got me. Who is Steve? Why did he print himself out holding a toy globe? Was this the first slide of his powerpoint? How does Steve see it? SO MANY QUESTIONS. SO MUCH INTRIGUE.

Lastly, I bought the broken wizard because Goodwill was charging $2.99 for this shitty broken figurine, and that’s sorta funny.”

Voter Feedback: “Presented by the ‘Forever Alone’ collection.”
Number of Votes: 17

Matt’s Items

Shopper #5's items for the Leafly Thrift Shop Cannabis Challenge

Matt’s thrift store finds.

High Scale (1-10): 8
Amount Given: $25
Total Spend: $15.60 ($9.40 under budget, unsurprising for the dude from Finance)
Time Spent Shopping: About 20 minutes

Items Purchased:

  • Kenny Loggins “High Adventure” record
  • Growums pizza garden kit (basil, oregano, pepper, tomato seeds)
  • The Garfield fat cat 3-pack book
  • Plastic Jurassic Park thermos
  • Squirrel underpants
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book, UK edition
  • Spam-themed crazy eights card game

Purchase Justification:

“The ‘High Adventure’ described this Goodwill trip pretty well. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have ‘Danger Zone’ on it, so it’s a pretty fruitless album (sorry, Kenny). It’s a bit late in the season for starting this pizza garden kit, but the marketing of this item caught my eye. Garfield and I both love lasagna. Also it’s a great book to glance through. For the thermos, I thought, ‘Great movie! This will keep my drinks cold/warm!’

As for squirrel underpants, who would buy this, let alone buy this secondhand? No comment on the Spam-themed card game. Not sure what happened there.

I needed the Harry Potter book for my own personal collection. It’s the UK cover version.”

Voter Feedback: “Kenny Loggins is the real Half-Blood Prince.”
Number of Votes: 20

And the Winner Is…

Matt from Finance wins Leafly's Thrift Shop Cannabis Cannabis Challenge

He never veered into the Danger Zone, which ultimately made the difference for this Stoned Thrifting Champion

Barely edging out the competition, Matt from Finance won the 2016 Leafly Thrift Shop Challenge with a total of 20 votes for his squirrel skivvies, dino thermos, Garfield comics, and other assorted delights, proving he did indeed have the ultimate “High Adventure.” Bailey’s disturbing melange of personal photos, broken tchotchkies, and creepy album covers came in a close second, presumably because the Leafly office is dying to know how Steve sees it.

Congratulations to Matt, who won bragging rights and a much coveted UK version of the sixth Harry Potter book. When it comes to thrifting while stoned, yer a wizard, Matty.

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  • WhatHappenedToCanaduh

    Please send them into the sex toy store next 🙂

    • jellobgood

      Please send Bailey to my place next, and have her bring that dress and those boots!

  • StarryBlu2

    I would have most likely done best as my favorite shopping is at thrift stores. My Prescription was 5 grams per day but I usually ripped through 10 grams per day as I used to be a grower with license, permit & prescription. My homegrown was natural and a whole lot better and more potent than tweed’s. At THAT time I went through a lot more than 10 grams per day on much stronger marijuana.Then 2014 came, laws were changed and I moved. I was almost charged but I DID let Health Canada know I was moving and gave them the address 4 times but it took them almost a year to find that info. I got it 1 day before last court date. Then I had to go to a Doctor who prescribed only 5 grams per day which sucked especially since I had to order it. NOT the same quality at all. NOW, I need another prescription but the prescribing Doctor won’t know if he will be prescribing again any time soon as there had been trouble over him charging $300.00 for prescribing. So now I am in search of a Winnipeg or Steinbach Doctor who will redo my prescription hopefully at 7 grams per day, the max allowed for prescription medicinal marijuana or was anyway. NOW this is difficult finding a prescribing Doctor. I had been prescribed with license, grower’s licence and permit in 2005 and again in 2008. They had me smoking 2, 3 gram joints outside of the Hospital I was in with a big burly Orderly watching. I had to gain weight and hadn’t been able to. But smoking a lot only makes me feel normal. It is when I don’t that I have problems. My Doctor’s Council Board will not allow any of their Doctors to prescribe medicinal marijuana. So she told me to get another prescription as my blood pressure has gone too high again, migraines increased again, pain is 4ever there, she actually told me my health was so much better when I was smoking and had to see her. But my prescription ran out July 17th & I can not find another Doctor to prescribe. I can’t afford another $300.00 for it either. Don’t know what to do now.

  • Richard Maloney

    I laughed out loud multiple times while reading this.

  • Rebecca Goveia

    Freaking awesome!!! LMFAO

  • great job!

  • also this is the only way that i go to the goodwill, going through the dis-guarded memories of others should only be done when sporting a strong buzz. I found a wedding dress last month.

  • Tash

    Yep.. L’edOL many times while reading this high on some Sticky B!

  • Mares Cribbins

    about the funniest article I’ve read, in a long time…sending it off to friends, and family…LMFAO….(Enjoy Leafly very much. Has been a God send with dr’s fighting medical marijuana use…BUT it’s legal, here in Orygun…medical and recreational.) Keep up the good work, we need you…

  • JWebb

    Bailey rockin the “Khaleesi” look! Grrrrrr!

  • JusMoney

    great article. great great article. funniest thing on leafly ever. and a great concept. make it a regular feature. take it on the road. and yes, mad props to bailey for her picks, her justifications, and for being a doll, which takes nothing away from the sultry brett.

  • OtakuJT

    I need to do this one day with my buds (haha).
    It’d be a hella fun time considering I haven’t gone thift shopping in idk how long, so a euphoria bonus with my high.
    Stoned me with money, not good to trust me of all stoners with it, but worth it!
    And me with the people I actually trust. Because I’m a lightweight and this accountabilibuddy system is going to save me from alot of stuff that could happen.

    Thanks to just this article, I officially am proud to have found this page when I did. Kinda because I wouldn’t have found this idea or the page itself if it wasn’t for the link I found to this.
    Thank you, Leafly!