It’s that time again! The end of the month means a compilation of strain reviews that made us smile and the hilariously inventive Leafly users who submitted them. We ponder, we shudder, we giggle-snort. Here’s the best of the best of September:
In the world of celebrity strains, Cinderella 99 is totally a teen heartthrob.
“On a scale of Steve buscemi to Channing Tatum…it's defitnely a zac Efron.”
Sometimes the joy that is food is so amplified by a good smoke session that you just might want to give that ice cream cone a big ol' hug.
"Smoked this. About 20 mins later I felt like a little girl skipping through a wheat field towards an ice cream with arms n legs before a choc chip cookie, also with arms and legs, skipped towards us making the happiest group hug I've ever had inside a baskin robbins. =)"
TMI, my friend. TMI.
"Very calm high, I feel nice an relaxed and when I pee, everything feels right."
Speaking of Blue Dream, here's another gem of a review. We really appreciate the apt visualization here. What does blue taste like, exactly? What does dream taste like, either? 20th floor, please.
"You can really distinguish the blue from the dream. Had me up like an elevator going from the fourth floor to the twentieth."
Apparently, Grandma really loved her wine……and perhaps some Jack Herer?
"reminds me of my grandmas house…smells heavily of wine grapes"
That thing's operational!
"after a few hits of this it was bye bye alderaan."
You say that and yet, here we are…..
"I smoked too much of this. I shouldn't even be writing a review."
"Hey, babe. Guess what?" "What?" "Part way through my whistling, I was wondering where the sound was coming from."
I see what you did there.
"I think I smoked this before. I cant remember."
Sometimes you're Professor X, sometimes you're the mutant punk on the run.
"Had me feeling like dr.xavier from the xmen hooked up to cerebro and mentally looking for punk rock mutants who were stoned in amsterdam. Never found them though."
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