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Sour Garlic Cookies is about as strange of a strain as it's namesake. Starting with the high though!! Wow! Didn't expect to have the whole circle get St0o0OoD0Oned so quickly lmfao!! I guess this one isn't joking being for experienced consumers hahaha! 28% THC is no joke, I see, I see. FR.. If I were you reading this, please use a bit of caution with this specimen. Normally I don't, but glad I was at home when this hit me like a Baseball Bat!! Anyway, onto the descriptions... To start, it sorta has a nutty+fruity aroma, slightly like some coffee beans smell (both before & after roasting them). The skunk profile moderately comes through. I assume (mainly?) from the GSC lineage. However, it's not like getting a street Kush variety bag, where the only thing you taste & smell is skunk. It's a tolerable amount, to say the least. Hard to tell because of the two parent strains, but I assume the butter/garlic tastes that occasionally shine through come from the Cookies parent as well. The Chemdawg surely takes the blame for the fairly strong earthy undertones & a little mineral'y aftertaste, but it blends well with the other flavors present. Very good stuff!!! 9.5☆/10☆ I Highly recommended

Pineapple Express!!! A fkn household name this day in age! Wow!! It's a surreal pleasure to smoke! Don't ever turn down the opportunity to pick up some of this special flower, because it's taste + smell is almost 100% guaranteed to impress you EACH TIME!!! There's no denying (partially because of the movie, of course) it's one of the best "crowd-pleaser" strains. A1 concert/festival pack that's sure to make a few people smile when they hear what flavor you brought in. The smell resembles that of a plate of freshly sliced ripe pineapple! Tastes a bit more like mixed citrus juices than the pineapple itself though, but the tropic'ness & dank'ness come through nicely as well. Slight hints of (generic) pine terps occasionally sneak through both the smell & taste, but it isn't overpowering at all like some Pine Tree tasting strains can be! Hahaha!! UNDOUBTEDLY, Pineapple Express is in my top 10 favorite strains of all time! 9.75☆/10☆ Must try before you die folks!!! I'll try it again & again each time I run across it... until it (probably will?) goes extinct... :')

LB boyz.. WYA?!!? Runtz has such a great history... My fam loved this one! Even my Pops enjoyed it & he rarely smokes nowadays, but is still a "dirty ol' hippie" from South California!! I however, wasn't extremely wild about the high it provides... & that's after trying it twice. Commonly described as a "balanced" hybrid strain (around 50/50), which to me, has never been more true than w/ Pink Runtz. It's MILD as hell for the claimed 25% THC.. I'd say it's more like 18-20% max. Perfect for the light-average, or moderate consumer. The quality, color & bud structure most likely all depend on the grower, the medium + equipment used & steps taken professionally during + after the growing process. Probably a hard grow? I wouldn't waste the time & effort growing this type, that's for damn sure! Good smoke, just too basic for me! Also, the one other time I had it in ATL from a friend (reputable source [but] non-dispensary), it seemed to have more of the Zkittles qualities from the hybrid. Therefore, that batch was noticeably lighter colored, fluffier, & felt more uplifting & energizing. Either way, I'll pass on this one next time! I rate it a 6.5/10 AT BEST...

Jet fuel is awesome!! I've had it on two separate occasions now. The 1st time was a disposable cartridge of live resin. It was pretty tasty & strong as hell too! The 2nd time around was flower. This is a strain that'll get your ass going, but also enough of a "brid" that it still has relaxing properties, only they don't dominant the way feel that ya feel from this type. Bottom line, Jet Fuel is most certainly worth trying if you haven't had it yet.

Strawberry Cough is an instant classic in my books. It truly does taste very much like a wild strawberry, with a touch of the tartness, and just 100% spot on flavor profile!! Expands/becomes quite floral smelling + the smoke is "pillowy" & very soothing. A+++ strain that you shouldn't ever pass up!!!

A bright, earthy Kush derivative. Kinda smells peppery, with a surprisingly pleasant tobacco-like aftertaste. Interesting "backstory" to this one, considering it has Khalifa Kush in the lineage. Very cool. Nice hybrid (probably somewhere around 50/50?) Yoda FTW =)

After trying this multiple times in flower form & once in concentrate form, I have a lot of love for this strain now. I'm seeing it often and in many places, so I know it's becoming quite popular. I believe it's from Florida OG roots. The smell is subtle, but sweet & slightly skunky. The taste can be described as nutty. All around, this is a really great hybrid that does lean toward the indica-dominant side, but isn't overly sedating, even in "not-so-moderate" doses.

Really outstanding bud!! The batch I tried was phenomenal!!! SOOO coated in trichomes, that it literally looked almost completely white! Light green underneath w/ an abundance of subtle yellow pistils, & some orange/orange-red hairs, too. The smell was kinda like sweet rolls. Taste was earthy/woody & generally pleasing, although kinda overshadowed by the stunning kolas & interesting smell.

If your mind is geared towards relaxation & sleep then this strain will do exactly what the name is meant to imply! Ba-Ba-Bam! 3-hit knockout!! Purple Punch is a beautiful bud that smokes as good as it looks. Generally the more purple this one is, the better the batch. Kinda sweet taste, with a hint of skunkiness from the OG lineage. Very reminiscent of grape Kool-Aid. This classic is a "must try" for those who have yet to enjoy this experience. Zzz Zzz

4.5/5 - Sour Diesel is as OG as it gets. Probably the most popular strain in modern time. You literally can't go wrong. Smells/tastes almost the same. The smell really comes through in the way the smoke tastes. Also, in my opinion it's a great strain for beginners all the way to master chiefs!