Baby Yoda

The Intellectual Stoner here, broadcasting from a galaxy far, far away, to drop my thoughts on Baby Yoda. This little green Jedi is an Indica dominant hybrid born from Khalifa Kush and The Menthol. The buds themselves were light green with some sparse orange hairs, but the frost was so heavy with white hairs it almost looked like snow on Hoth. The aroma? Straight up earthy and fruity, with little sparks of citrus and berry sneaking in — and I swear I caught a faint whiff of diesel, like the Millennium Falcon warming up in the hangar. Testing at 28.31% THC, this strain packed a real punch. The flavor carried that earthy base with hints of pine and citrus floating through like Yoda’s cryptic wisdom. The high was relaxing, euphoric, and had me glued to the couch — or should I say, “in da couch.” Perfect for pain, stress, anxiety, and insomnia. Honestly, this strain felt like having Baby Yoda use the Force on all my problems.

This is a nice heavy dank chunky Indica. I’ll usually try anything named after a Star Wars character, because I haven’t had a bad one yet to be honest. This one is very similar to jungle Kush in taste and smell. Good for pain, sleep, PTSD. Reminds me of one of those good heavy old-school Indica strains.

This strain saved my life. I strictly dabbed for years and had a health scare and as a result of my diagnosis, the doctors convinced me to quit smoking because they said it was worsening my anxiety and panic attacks and all I wanted was for my heart to not pound so I listened. I was able to quit for 13 days and during that time I was an absolute shell of the person I used to be. I layed in bed all day long every single day scared I was going to die because of how severe my withdrawls were. I decided on the 14th day that I had to start smoking again because I went to the hospital 3 times with no answers and i wanted to feel like myself again at any cost. This is when I discovered baby yoda and the rest is history. This strain is literally like taking a warm relaxing bath, how you feel when you start to fall in love (tingly) I've never felt more calm, relaxed and safe in my entire life. I can't smoke sativa or anything that energizes you because I have heart palpitations. Baby Yoda is my medicine and it has brought me back to a healthy way of smoking. Instead of taking 3 dabs an hour, I will hit a preroll twice every 2-3 hours and the instantaneous calm you begin to feel has become something I cant imagine living without and I feel like no weed could ever top it. I also have struggled with an eating disorder my entire life but when I smoke this strain I eat meal after meal, snack after snack. I cant say good enough things.