J........3

member since 2020

Recent Reviews5 total

Ice Cream Cake

8/15/2020
This strain is great. Tons of small, dense buds covered in frost that falls right off in the grinder if you’re too rough. Smells very citrusy but doesn’t taste citrusy, it’s thick and creamy. The buds are so dense that it doesn’t matter how you pack the bowl, you only have to light it once. Pretty intense, euphoric head high followed by a mellow, relaxing body high. I’ll definitely get it again and recommend it to just about anyone.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTingly

Mango

8/12/2020
This is just a nice, mellow buzz. Relaxing but not debilitating, happy but not euphoric. Just a great smoke for after a long day at work. Doesn’t lock me to the couch, doesn’t knock me out, just makes me happy and giggly.
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GigglyHappyRelaxed

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

8/12/2020
Generally not a sativa guy and this strain just reinforced that. Picked it up for the name really but the effects just aren’t for me. Has me paranoid and anxious and makes me hungry but when I eat everything tastes like metal or blood. The smoke is pretty harsh too. It tastes alright though, kinda fruity and it hit pretty fast, which I guess would be a positive if you like the effects. All in all it just didn’t do it for me.
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Energetic

Forbidden Fruit

8/12/2020
This strain is sick. I honestly just picked it up because the purple buds with orange pistols looked incredible and it did not disappoint. It tastes so unique — fruity and earthy and a little spicy. The effects were immediate. Just a wave of relaxation, a great warm numbing feeling. It had me looking up at the stars on a cool summer night finding constellations I hadn’t looked for since I was a kid (cut short by my dog stealing tomatoes from our garden). Got inside and sank right into my mattress feeling heavy and warm and drifted off to sleep.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

SnowLAnd

7/10/2020
Really love this strain. Hits smooth, tastes great, and a fantastic high. Great for just relaxing, zoning out, listening to music, and winding down before bed. The body high hits almost like an opiate — I’d imagine it would work well for pain relief or for people struggling with opiate addiction. If I’m stressed or on edge late at night, a little of this and I’m relaxed and sleep like a baby.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly