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Weird 🦄 strain with legendary lineage. Definitely gave me some sativa jidders and tingles. Great for taking down a that torta you’ve been eyeing on a Saturday evening after a long week at work. Smells like generic bathroom cleaner. My tip 🍄‍🟫 is sensitive, euphoria is boomin, but I got bad cotton mouth and red eye though. Stay hydrated 💦😝

Straight Up BANGER 🙌🏾🤙🏾😶‍🌫️ Smells like mouthfull of every single starburst flavor 🟡🟠🔴🩷. Brings you waaay up then lays you down like a newborn. If you have PTSD it’s a better as a daytime strain 👍🏾 Top level Sativa Hybrid!

Does not feel like a sativa… First time taking this I had some back pain from sleeping the wrong way. 10 Minutes later the pain was gone. Felt calm and euphoric for the rest of the evening. No paranoia. No racing heart. No anxiety. Just a warm happy feeling. All this at “20%” THC. Smells like rotting fruit soaked in diesel 🤤. Similar to the King Louis and Bubba I’ve encountered. Definitely cultivated with “wellness” in mind.

I feel like this strain is heavily bootlegged, or just a common name for any unknown strain that smells like grape and gas. I DHV vaped about six hits, and by God, I’m floating. It’s relaxing, with hints of euphoria and a psychedelic “aftertaste.” Nothing but good thoughts and that warm, cozy feeling. Pop in some psychedelic rock and go to town! If that’s Blue Dream, this is Purple Heaven 🙌🏾

Bought 14Gs for $20 at a seedy dispensary in Wilmington, CA while I was on the clock working. Made my work truck smell like a skunk had a fight with a hobo. Had to air it out before clocking out. Went home, threw it in my Lobo, and went to town. Dancing to indie rock in my underwear type of vibe. Then it laid my ass down to sleeeeeeeeeep 💤. (It is psychedelic) Even though it smells like a homeless encampment in the woods, it tastes like a Christmas tree lot 🌲in an upscale suburb. The type that do the hot chocolate and apple cider. Great for PTSD and depression 🙏🏾.

4.5 ⭐️ A real dumb, drooly, munchy, geeky strain. But it gives you the JITTERS. Oddly enough, it led to one of my strongest climaxes ever… Spider-Man level of projectile force, right on the headboard. The flavor profile is dirty Swiss cheese with a crisp pear or Granny Smith apple finish. 🥴🧀🍏🍐🐬

THIS IS SPIRITUAL VIAGRA - Rename this strain Sexual Delicacy 🤤 Turns love making Into a intimate psychedelic experience. Date night strain? ♥️🌹💘 Why isn’t CINNAMON a flavor option?!?!? But anyways, it smells like a skunk 🦨 died in a bag of Cinnamon Toast Crunch powder. Smoooooth fun 💦 “sativa”

This strain will let you be what you want to be. Want to hang out at a bar and play pinball? No problem! Do you want to chill at the pad and watch Sci Fi? No problem! You want to fall asleep? No problem, just close your eyes! I get it boomer smoker, 96 Sour Diesel is a HOFer! But you can’t deny that these cookies crosses are the JAM❗️🤙🏾

It was a cold, rainy night in Southern California. I decided to light it up before catching an Uber to a jazz bar in Pasadena. Took a few hits from my DHV, then hopped in an Uber that felt like a velvet blanket fresh out of the dryer. You know that waaaaarm feeling 🥰. Man oh man, the music feels good. It’s a nice, coffee-like buzz but not paranoid, probably because of the dry herb vape. You’ve got to be engaged in something pleasurable or else you can go down the rabbit hole, but other than that, good times I say. When I got home, I decided to get a good smell of the pack. The first whiff was a skunky cheese head with a hint of mint. If you want a good “sativa” that’s great for late night happenings without falling asleep on a bar stool… this will be your jam.

Godsend for PTSD Relaxed, warm blanket feeling. But you are aware enough to maybe get over and figure out some trauma. Damn…. I needed this 🥲