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Absolute freight train. This bag has a really strong and nice smell. It’s like a sweet lemon mushroom with a touch of wood. When you inhale, you get a mix of apple, pear, diesel gas, and turpentine. When you exhale, it’s savory, and there’s a creamy aftertaste. It helps with eye pressure and upset tummy (like pepto bismol for the GI tract) and eases muscle spasms and tension, like icy hot. It’s for the mules—regular hardworking people - and acts like a daily multivitamin for workers dealing with tummy issues, muscle spasms, or eye pressure, helping them relax and get ready for bed. I didn’t even know I had eye pressure until I smoked this. Batch stats: 24% THC (Active), 29% TAC (Available), 3.15% Terps (Beta-Myrcene, Limonene, Alpha-Pinene)

Second strain I'd ever tried and it will forever hold my #2 spot. Perfect balance to unwind after work - mental relaxation without couch-lock. Bright green, fluffy buds, littered with fire orange trichomes. THCA 23.9%, CBGA 1.47%, D9 .37%, CBCA .25%, Terps 2.71%, beta-caryoph .75% (!!!!), Limonene .55%. Harvest 4/25, test 9/25, tried 11/25. Cloud cover in Mass.

Had a rough week, needed some help getting to bed, decided to splurge on a top-shelf trey ($25 for an eighth in Mass). Harvest 11/25, tried 2/26, THCA 28%, CBGA .61%, D9 .49%, Terps 1.95%, a-pinene .69%, beta-myrc .42%). Felt like a freight train of shut-eye hit around the 20/30min mark. 10/10 recommend cultivator (cresco in mass). Bright green buds and neon orange trichomes - not at all what I was expecting for an indica-dominant strain. Smoke turned more flavorful after about .5g, when the chocolate aroma really came out.

Without a doubt, in my top 3 strains of all time. First batch I tried was a lower-thc bulk flower purchase, which was just what I was looking for. Smooth, velvety, light, and body effects were stellar. Harvest 7/25, tried 11/25, THCA 19.2%, D9 1%, CBGA .35%, CBCA .21%, THCVA/CBG ~.07%, Terps 1.52%, limonene .49%, beta-caryoph .4%). Continue to go back to this strain as my go-to for evening wind-downs during the week. Cresco in Mass.

Tried Hells Angels OG by GOAT in Mass (Harvest 10/2025, THCA 25.7%, D9 .36%, CBGA .2%, THCVA .1%, Terps 1.9%, limonene .42%, linalool .4%, beta-myrc .29%). Heard a few mixed reviews about the brand (dry), but did some research on the strain/effects and seemed like a solid bet. Flower was on the edge of dry but still respectable. Head high was meh, terps were mid.

Gave sherb cake a go after I found an older pre-roll laying around (harvested 3/2025, tested 9/19/25, THCA 26%, D9 .66%, CBCA .18%, THCV .96%, Terps 2.88%, beta-myrcene .64%, beta-caryoph .61%, limonene .47%). Ended up being a great pick - wanted something to quiet my mind/ease me into sleep and that's exactly what I got. Smooth, creamy smoke with a really nice finish. 10/10. Cloud Cover in Mass.