Mule Fuel strain

Absolute freight train. This bag has a really strong and nice smell. It’s like a sweet lemon mushroom with a touch of wood. When you inhale, you get a mix of apple, pear, diesel gas, and turpentine. When you exhale, it’s savory, and there’s a creamy aftertaste. It helps with eye pressure and upset tummy (like pepto bismol for the GI tract) and eases muscle spasms and tension, like icy hot. It’s for the mules—regular hardworking people - and acts like a daily multivitamin for workers dealing with tummy issues, muscle spasms, or eye pressure, helping them relax and get ready for bed. I didn’t even know I had eye pressure until I smoked this. Batch stats: 24% THC (Active), 29% TAC (Available), 3.15% Terps (Beta-Myrcene, Limonene, Alpha-Pinene)

This strain comes on strong with an energy burst, dizzy, head rush, red eyes, instantly sucking my mouth of all saliva, bone dry. 20 minutes in I can feel my body floating off my couch. Heavily sedated, feeling tired, body buzz mixed with loss of sensorys. Comatose after second bong rips, I lasted halfway through the session. Highly recommended, reminds me of LA Confidential from the 2000s

I usually smoke indicas but decided to try this sativa-leaning hybrid. Holy shit. I lost all motor function after smoking half the infused mini pre-roll I got from all:hours. I even dropped the joint onto the ground which I don’t think I’ve ever done before. But then the high got very pleasant after a bit. It felt like my eyes were made of marshmallows and I lost the ability to think. 10/10 would recommend.