California Dream

This strain is so special. I picked it up last night, because I accidentally left my vape at home after taking a 40-minute Über drive to my favorite hangout for my version of a good time. A quick walk down the road to a nearby dispensary brought this strain into my life in the best way possible. For starters, I was annoyed at myself for forgetting my vape when I expressly went out for the purpose of partying. By the time I exhaled that first puff my frustration evaporated just … like … that. In fact, the strain was so good with such a happy, stony, euphoric effect that I kept forgetting to hit my vape. I experienced absolutely no paranoia. I was giggling like a school girl while getting some work done. I felt very chatty. And just completely at ease and comfortable in my body. It also helped take the edge off pain from my severe hip arthritis. This next bit is a little TMIish, but I want to share in the event other people especially women who suffer from sexual dysfunction. I went out to celebrate my birthday last night, because on my actual birthday (St. Patty’s), I did not feel much like partying. I’ve suffered a compound catastrophic loss, and the grief can be staggering at times. One of the first things to go was my sex drive. By the time I got home and ready for bed last night, whoa. I had a much needed make-out sesh with my little purple demon, which is how I refer to my vibrator. Ladies, you want this strain if you’re suffering from sexual dysfunction. I’m equal-opportunity, and even though the TMI is specific to the ladies, perhaps it will help men with sexual dysfunction as well. A win-win.

I’m smoked about a 1/4 of this so far. Wow my love for this strain goes up with every puff. My initial review would have been a 90/100. I purchased this cannabis from The Forest in KC. Standard Wellness grows, dries, and cures it. One thing about California Dream is its a cough master strain. YOU WILL COUGH. Or at-least with the California Dream I purchased. I will be growing some Cali Dream and seeing how it compares. The flavor is so unique, different with every inhale and exhale. Very nice mid day or morning strain for me. Right now I’ll give it a 92/100. I have a feeling if I grow it; it would be closer to 97/100. Super amazing strain. I also had no paranoia but I also rarely become paranoid when smoking.

Pretty decent tree piney sweet taste