Green Goddess reviews

Absolutely love this stain! Doesn't make you feel dizzy or foggy nor lazy like that street weed. Definitely will buy this kind again.

I just bought this on a whim and all I have to say is wow.

This is my favourite strain. Very mellow but doesn't couch me. Has a decent bit and an enjoyable smoking experience. My one advice though is smoke it in a pipe or bong or if you are going to roll it, do so loose or when it's more dried out. I do find this strain tends to burn itself out which can be annoying. Still, it's an excellent smoke.

One of my most favorite strains. Great taste smell and feel.

Wow. Ladies. Wow. Not sure what to say without being weird or TMI. I’ve tried lots of strains, and many have had aphrodisiac qualities. Green Goddess puts them all to shame. Other strains enhance whatever experience you are having, which might be sexual or not. Green Goddess turned me into a larger than life sexual being. What does that even mean? The meaning of life was revealed to me, and the meaning of my life appears to be the receipt of sexual pleasure, by me, from everyone in the world. I was perplexed by the fact that when sober, people are just people, but when I’m high, their purposes are to fulfill me, and why the hell wasn’t everyone trying to break down my door to get at me, lol. Any inhibitions you might have are 100% gone, so if you’ve wanted to try something new and have been hesitant, Green Goddess is there to tell you, “Get it Girl! You deserve it!!” Nice daytime high, but after a few hours, a nice nap would not be remiss.

This is my absolute favorite strain for both my physical and mental issues. I get mild anxiety, depression, severe pain, dizziness, spasms, severe weakness in my arms, ticks, etc. (I'm currently awaiting an MRI to confirm Multiple Sclerosis). The high is so clear and happy and I am able to focus on things. My pain disappears and one small dab of shatter from it makes my spasms and ticks vanish - or 2 small bowls when I use the bud. I am extremely sensitive to tastes and smells as they alone can make me nauseous, but the Green Goddess strain tastes and smells amazing to me - to me it tastes like sweet pine needles (if that makes sense). It gives me enough energy and relief to be able to function like a normal human when I smoke it. I've tried many other strains, but Green Goddess is my go-to for my symptoms.

If there was a way to put 3½ as a rating I would but I really enjoy this strain, I feel relaxed and happy, one of my favorites.

I've smoked and documented more than 50 strains, and this is by far my favorite #1 weed. There is NO BETTER weed for a concert or listening to music. There is no better weed than Green Goddess, and I am not saying that because I'm high on it now - I actually am smoking Diamond OG. But, I regress. If you see Green Goddess anywhere, you should pick it up, never pass it down. It is a very unbeat sativa but has small indica (relaxed) feels to it. I remember doing a Dead & Company show here this year, and smoked a whole joint of this before going into the show. I was completely high, but enjoyed every single minute of what was going on around me.