Monkey Bread #1

Got this strain from my regular plug. Looked up the genetics, and saw the parent strains, and hoped it would be 🔥. My guy doesn't typically let me down. To the nose, the nugs smelled of earth, grass, and tea. After putting a nice nug through the grinder, I was hit again with earth, grass, and a gassy undertone. The smell was phenomenal, and I had a feeling it was going to hit nicely in my bong. One bowl gives me about 3 good hits on my 15" triple perc bong. Even though my bong wasn't fresh, the hits were smooth as you could hope for. Absolutely no coughing from this baby. It hit as smooth as it smelled. You are first hit with the grassy, earth, and tea flavors. On the exhale the gas hits you. It was more gassy than I anticipated. Certainly not a bad thing by any means. This wasn't my first smoke of the day, so my effects might be a bit muted. However, waves of calmness really washed over me within 15 minutes. It turned into a nice, calm, and relaxing time for me with my anxiety for a few hours. No couch lock, but if I had the choice I definitely could have taken a nice nap. My normally jumbled mind was calmed and clear. Not anything of the munchies from this strain, which is good for my fat ass. If you are looking for a strain to help with anxiety, bipolar disorder, and/or depression, this is definitely a strain to try if you have the chance.

Picked this up from Rise in Maryland, a pack of prerolls. Smoking experience: very smooth! Burns slow and evenly, and I never had to relight. Flavor: Sort of a spice cake flavor, though not very strong, the carophyllene definitely comes through as the dominant flavor. There was a moderately strong citrus flavor, which I personally really prefer. High: Starts slow. I smoked a Half gram and was about half way through before I started to feel it. I actually felt it in my hands and feet first, before spreading up through the back and shoulders. This is most definitely a body high as advertised. The effect is smooth and sort of mellow, definitely not a knock you on your ass strain. Peaked about 45min after, and lasted about 3 hours with a super calming after glow. Overall, about a 7.5/10. The flavors and smoothness carry this strain for me, it’s a unique profile that some will really enjoy. If you are looking for something sweet or earthy, this is not quite it, but as someone who enjoys gelatos and similar strains, I was pleasantly surprised by this one. Worth trying for sure!

bought a quarter from a denver dispensary for my puff co pro and it knocked my buddy on his back even though he smokes recreationally and i have my medical card for seizures lol