Wowzers

One word: WOWZERS!!! Fucking a right, if a name ever fit! Got a perfectly grown, manicured, 3.5g jar by Gabriel Cannabis, a top top shelf grower here in WA. The definition of eye candy, shades of purples and green, crazy orange hairs, just frosted...I mean FROSTED! The smell is sweet, spicy, minty, gassy funk. The taste is just ridiculous...any attempt to describe on my part would fail. Just candy...you can taste the lineage in this batch. Sweet and spicy, and smooth...no coughing. Ash Burns to white...perfect. The high is a happy euphoric spacey stoney warm relaxing indica leaning...starts with a bang though, had to sit down after inhaling a huge bonghit. WOWZERS! Swirling cerebral floaty headrush...not for novices. The terps...all about terps! Even the packaging is perfect from Gabriel, jar with the WOWZERS Exotic Genetics logo on purple...don't miss this one. 😎💨👍

Wowzerz..is by far a unique high for me, within 5 to 7 minutes I started feeling the effects of euphoria(1) were at first it really opens your eyes to your life souroundings, with a follow up of being Lazer focused(#2) on the euphorical effect(#1) like an epiphany.. tbh. I felt super uplifted(#3) and new exactly my next steps in life 💯

I have personally been "highly" invested in the "million strains" game...pun intended.. came across this Wowzers at a dispensary in Massachusetts. I have already spoken both Runtz, as well as Rainbow Chip, which i really enjoyed. especially it being a cheaper, somewhat lower THC % 18. however, I was on a mission for some Garlic Chip and was told they just received a new strain called Wowzers #13. So I grabbed a half zip of it being it was a great price for the lineage and thc%, couldn't pass it up. as I embark and slowly crack open the "Rhythm" containing this amazing looking, great smelling piff. great buds, super dense and not a leaf to find. all nug with Wowzers. crack this resinous nug open and the purple hue darkens on the blinding gleaming crystals and entwine it with the nice red hairs that look glued to the bud.... ne ways. I have terrible stress and anxiety issues. thus rendering sleep and relaxation difficult.. This strain is one of the best for the price. so much so I am making my first review for it. trying to put on for this nice relaxing strain. hits the lungs like a hammer but has a nice unique taste.. recommended for sure as a worth it if you can find it.