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The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Gelato #33 Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Trop Fetti is an hybrid strain thoughtfully developed by Oni Seed Co and pheno-hunted by the pros at Frosted Genetics. Born from the vibrant fusion of Tropicanna Cookies F1 and the beloved crosses of Animal Cookies and Cherry Pie, Trop Fetti delivers a unique  sensory experience that captivates both novice and seasoned enthusiasts. This strain is celebrated for its harmonious blend of sweet and savory flavors, where luscious pineapple and zesty citrus notes mingle seamlessly with earthy and flowery undertones, creating a truly indulgent taste profile reminiscent of your favorite fruity candies.

The distinctive aroma of Trop Fetti is a testament to its rich terpene profile, featuring Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, and Linalool. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a subtle spicy warmth that enhances the overall complexity. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, grounding the sweet and tangy flavors with depth and richness. This intricate terpene blend not only delights the palate but also fosters a balanced and enjoyable high, ensuring each puff is as flavorful as it is satisfying.

When savoring Trop Fetti, users are greeted with a vibrant buzz that effortlessly transitions into a mellowing relaxation, creating a balanced state of mind and body. The initial surge of euphoria sparks creativity and an uplifted mood, perfect for engaging in artistic projects or enjoying lively conversations. As the effects deepen, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads, easing tension and promoting a sense of calm contentment. This seamless blend of active creativity and tranquil relaxation makes Trop Fetti an ideal companion for enhancing your day, whether you're diving into a creative endeavor or looking to enjoy peaceful moments of reflection. 

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [Tropicanna Cookies F1] x [Animal Cookies x Cherry Pie]
Breeder: Oni Seed Co (Pheno-hunted by Frosted Genetics)
Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Active, Creative, Hungry, Tingly, Uplifted
Top Report Strain Flavors: Pineapple, Citrus, Earthy, Flowery, Mango, Sweet 

Trop Fetti 14G Intros Flower

Trop Fetti 14G Flower

The Strain  -  Blueberry Muffin is an indica-dominant hybrid strain meticulously crafted by Humboldt Seed Co., born from the flavorful cross of Purple Panty Dropper and Razzleberry. This exceptional blend offers a harmonious mix of relaxing, invigorating, and stimulating effects, making it a favorite among enthusiasts of indica and hybrid varieties. The aroma of Blueberry Muffin is reminiscent of freshly baked muffins, featuring a sweet essence that transitions into smooth, creamy undertones, delighting the senses with every inhale.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Bisabolol, Limonene, and Humulene, which contribute significantly to its rich flavors and effects. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth, enhancing the nutty and vanilla notes, while Myrcene brings forward earthy and musky tones that promote relaxation. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral hints, complementing the buttery aroma. Limonene infuses a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood and adding complexity to the blueberry flavors. Humulene contributes woody and herbal nuances, rounding out the overall sensory experience.

Blueberry Muffin is known for inducing feelings of relaxation, focus, and happiness. Users often report an initial cerebral uplift that envelops the mind in a gentle euphoria, gradually giving way to a serene sense of concentration. Drawing from its parent genetics, the calming properties of Purple Panty Dropper combine with the uplifting and stimulating effects of Razzleberry to create a full-bodied experience. This strain offers a balanced effect that soothes the body while invigorating the mind, making it an ideal choice for those seeking a harmonious blend of tranquility and alertness.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: Purple Panty Dropper x Razzleberry

Breeder: Humboldt Seed Co.

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Body-High, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Butter, Vanilla, Nutty

Blueberry Muffin .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain  -  Dirty Taxi is a potent hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, born from the cross of GMO and Chem D I95. This unique blend results in a powerful yet nuanced cannabis experience that leans towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria. Drawing from its rich lineage, Dirty Taxi offers a soothing journey that begins with a swift surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus before settling into a calm and uplifting state.

The strain's complex flavor profile is characterized by earthy and pungent notes complemented by hints of citrus, pepper, and herbal spices. Its primary terpene profile—featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Pinene—contributes to this distinctive taste and aroma. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Myrcene brings earthy undertones that promote relaxation. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy peppery nuance, enhancing the overall depth of flavor. Humulene adds subtle herbal notes, and Pinene infuses a refreshing pine aroma, rounding out the sensory experience.

Dirty Taxi is renowned for its focused, energetic, and happy effects. Users often report an invigorating sensation that spreads throughout the body, prompting physical activity and elevating the mood. The uplifting qualities inherited from GMO and Chem D I95 combine to create a balanced high that keeps spirits elevated and the mind engaged. Whether aiming to boost creativity, enhance motivation, or simply indulge in a euphoric escape, Dirty Taxi offers a memorable and satisfying encounter that resonates with both the body and mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95

Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pepper, Herbal, Spicy

Dirty Taxi .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain - Orange Eruption is a vibrant sativa hybrid meticulously developed by Mirayo by Santana, resulting from the exquisite cross of Orange Juice and Girl Scout Cookies. This dynamic strain captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where sweet citrus notes blend seamlessly with the rich, creamy essence inherited from its parent strains. Orange Eruption promises a delightful sensory experience, delivering a burst of delicious orange flavor that dances on the palate and leaves a refreshing, lingering taste.

The terpene profile of Orange Eruption is a masterful combination of Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, and Nerolidol 2, each contributing to its complex flavor and uplifting effects. Limonene infuses the strain with bright citrus zest, enhancing its invigorating aroma, while Myrcene adds subtle earthy undertones that balance the sweetness. Caryophyllene introduces a hint of spice, and Humulene provides a touch of herbal depth, creating a well-rounded and satisfying flavor profile. Ocimene and Nerolidol 2 contribute floral and woody nuances, making every inhale a flavorful adventure.

When enjoying Orange Eruption, users are greeted with an immediate surge of energy and a buoyant, upbeat mood that inspires creativity and focus. This stimulating high fosters a sense of enthusiasm and mental clarity, perfect for tackling creative projects or engaging in lively conversations. As the effects progress, a gentle wave of calm relaxation washes over the body, promoting a harmonious balance between mind and spirit. This dual-action makes Orange Eruption an ideal companion for both productive daytime activities and moments of joyful leisure, ensuring a vibrant and uplifting cannabis experience that enhances your day with positivity and inspiration.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
Lineage: Orange Juice x Girl Scout Cookies
Breeder: Mirayo by Santana
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Cerebral, Creative, Focused, Social
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earthy, Spice, Floral, Woody 

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Orange Eruption 3.5g Flower

The Strain - Orange Eruption is a vibrant sativa hybrid meticulously developed by Mirayo by Santana, resulting from the exquisite cross of Orange Juice and Girl Scout Cookies. This dynamic strain captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where sweet citrus notes blend seamlessly with the rich, creamy essence inherited from its parent strains. Orange Eruption promises a delightful sensory experience, delivering a burst of delicious orange flavor that dances on the palate and leaves a refreshing, lingering taste.

The terpene profile of Orange Eruption is a masterful combination of Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, and Nerolidol 2, each contributing to its complex flavor and uplifting effects. Limonene infuses the strain with bright citrus zest, enhancing its invigorating aroma, while Myrcene adds subtle earthy undertones that balance the sweetness. Caryophyllene introduces a hint of spice, and Humulene provides a touch of herbal depth, creating a well-rounded and satisfying flavor profile. Ocimene and Nerolidol 2 contribute floral and woody nuances, making every inhale a flavorful adventure.

When enjoying Orange Eruption, users are greeted with an immediate surge of energy and a buoyant, upbeat mood that inspires creativity and focus. This stimulating high fosters a sense of enthusiasm and mental clarity, perfect for tackling creative projects or engaging in lively conversations. As the effects progress, a gentle wave of calm relaxation washes over the body, promoting a harmonious balance between mind and spirit. This dual-action makes Orange Eruption an ideal companion for both productive daytime activities and moments of joyful leisure, ensuring a vibrant and uplifting cannabis experience that enhances your day with positivity and inspiration.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
Lineage: Orange Juice x Girl Scout Cookies
Breeder: Mirayo by Santana
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Cerebral, Creative, Focused, Social
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earthy, Spice, Floral, Woody 

Orange Eruption 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Lucky 7s is an exquisite hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the esteemed cross of Lucky Charms and Stardawg. This remarkable blend merges the sweet, fruity essence of Cherry Pie with the rich, earthy undertones of Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a harmonious and captivating cannabis experience. Lucky 7s stands out for its complex aroma, where earthy notes intertwine with vibrant hints of pine and tropical fruits, creating an inviting and memorable scent profile.

The flavor journey of Lucky 7s is a delightful interplay of sweetness and freshness. Each inhale offers a burst of fruity sweetness, reminiscent of ripe berries and tropical mango, perfectly balanced by a subtle piney undertone. This sophisticated taste is enhanced by its rich terpene profile, which includes Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, and Humulene. Caryophyllene adds a touch of spice, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the palate. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity that keeps each puff enjoyable and satisfying.

When indulging in Lucky 7s, users experience a balanced and uplifting high that seamlessly blends mental stimulation with physical relaxation. The initial surge of euphoria elevates the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and creative clarity that inspires thoughtful conversation and artistic pursuits. As the high progresses, a gentle body relaxation sets in, soothing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. This dual effect ensures that Lucky 7s is versatile enough to enhance both active daytime activities and serene evening moments, providing a fulfilling and joyful cannabis experience that resonates deeply with both novice and seasoned enthusiasts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lucky Charms] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Uplifted, Cerebral, Euphoric, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Pine, Sweet, Tropical, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Lucky 7's Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Orange Eruption is a vibrant sativa hybrid meticulously developed by Mirayo by Santana, resulting from the exquisite cross of Orange Juice and Girl Scout Cookies. This dynamic strain captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where sweet citrus notes blend seamlessly with the rich, creamy essence inherited from its parent strains. Orange Eruption promises a delightful sensory experience, delivering a burst of delicious orange flavor that dances on the palate and leaves a refreshing, lingering taste.

The terpene profile of Orange Eruption is a masterful combination of Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, and Nerolidol 2, each contributing to its complex flavor and uplifting effects. Limonene infuses the strain with bright citrus zest, enhancing its invigorating aroma, while Myrcene adds subtle earthy undertones that balance the sweetness. Caryophyllene introduces a hint of spice, and Humulene provides a touch of herbal depth, creating a well-rounded and satisfying flavor profile. Ocimene and Nerolidol 2 contribute floral and woody nuances, making every inhale a flavorful adventure.

When enjoying Orange Eruption, users are greeted with an immediate surge of energy and a buoyant, upbeat mood that inspires creativity and focus. This stimulating high fosters a sense of enthusiasm and mental clarity, perfect for tackling creative projects or engaging in lively conversations. As the effects progress, a gentle wave of calm relaxation washes over the body, promoting a harmonious balance between mind and spirit. This dual-action makes Orange Eruption an ideal companion for both productive daytime activities and moments of joyful leisure, ensuring a vibrant and uplifting cannabis experience that enhances your day with positivity and inspiration.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
Lineage: Orange Juice x Girl Scout Cookies
Breeder: Mirayo by Santana
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Cerebral, Creative, Focused, Social
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earthy, Spice, Floral, Woody 

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Orange Eruption Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Orange Eruption is a vibrant sativa hybrid meticulously developed by Mirayo by Santana, resulting from the exquisite cross of Orange Juice and Girl Scout Cookies. This dynamic strain captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where sweet citrus notes blend seamlessly with the rich, creamy essence inherited from its parent strains. Orange Eruption promises a delightful sensory experience, delivering a burst of delicious orange flavor that dances on the palate and leaves a refreshing, lingering taste.

The terpene profile of Orange Eruption is a masterful combination of Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, and Nerolidol 2, each contributing to its complex flavor and uplifting effects. Limonene infuses the strain with bright citrus zest, enhancing its invigorating aroma, while Myrcene adds subtle earthy undertones that balance the sweetness. Caryophyllene introduces a hint of spice, and Humulene provides a touch of herbal depth, creating a well-rounded and satisfying flavor profile. Ocimene and Nerolidol 2 contribute floral and woody nuances, making every inhale a flavorful adventure.

When enjoying Orange Eruption, users are greeted with an immediate surge of energy and a buoyant, upbeat mood that inspires creativity and focus. This stimulating high fosters a sense of enthusiasm and mental clarity, perfect for tackling creative projects or engaging in lively conversations. As the effects progress, a gentle wave of calm relaxation washes over the body, promoting a harmonious balance between mind and spirit. This dual-action makes Orange Eruption an ideal companion for both productive daytime activities and moments of joyful leisure, ensuring a vibrant and uplifting cannabis experience that enhances your day with positivity and inspiration.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid
Lineage: Orange Juice x Girl Scout Cookies
Breeder: Mirayo by Santana
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Ocimene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Cerebral, Creative, Focused, Social
Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earthy, Spice, Floral, Woody 
The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Orange Eruption Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

Orange Eruption 28G Intros Flower

Orange Eruption 28G Flower

The Strain - Enjoy a ‘slice’ of Lemon Pound Cake, a tantalizing hybrid strain born from the fusion of Lemon Skunk and Cheese. Crafted with care by Botany Farms, this exquisite creation’s flavors are true to its namesake, delivering a symphony of flavors and effects that enchant both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its rich terpene profile, Lemon Pound Cake harmonizes sweet citrus notes with creamy undertones, creating an inviting and memorable cannabis experience.

The flavor journey of Lemon Pound Cake is a true indulgence for the senses. Each inhale unveils a burst of zesty lemon and vibrant citrus, perfectly complemented by the subtle creaminess of cheese. This unique combination is enhanced by its terpene blend of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Humulene, which work together to create a smooth and flavorful profile. The initial tangy sweetness gives way to a lingering, earthy spice, ensuring every puff is as satisfying as the last.

When indulging in Lemon Pound Cake, users are welcomed by a seamless fusion of uplifting and calming sensations. The initial burst of euphoria sparks joy and a lighthearted mood, encouraging a positive outlook and enhanced sociability. As the experience deepens, a soothing relaxation spreads throughout the body, melting away tension and fostering a serene sense of focus. This combination allows for both invigorated mental activity and peaceful physical ease, making Lemon Pound Cake a versatile choice for enhancing your day or winding down with grace. Embrace the harmonious balance and delightful clarity that Lemon Pound Cake delivers, adding a treasured essence to any cannabis collection.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lemon Skunk] x [Cheese]

Breeder: Botany Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Social, Focused, Euphoric, Relaxed 

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Lemon, Citrus, Cheese, Earthy, Tangy

Lemon Pound Cake 7g Popcorn Flower

Lemon Pound Cake Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]
Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery


Franken Pie 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

Franken Pie Ready2Roll 5g Flower

Franken Pie .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility..

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

GMO Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain  -  GMO Cookies is a potent indica hybrid strain developed by Mamiko Seeds, born from the powerful cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog. Despite its name, GMO Cookies is not a genetically modified organism but a masterful blend of two legendary strains. This variety is celebrated for its unique flavor profile, featuring strong aromas of diesel, coffee, and fruit, with subtle hints of garlic, mushroom, and onion (GMO) inherited from its Chemdog lineage.

The strain's complex terpene profile includes Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Bisabolol, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Limonene adds a touch of citrus that uplifts the senses, while Caryophyllene introduces spicy notes that enhance the earthy and pungent aroma. Myrcene brings musky and herbal undertones, promoting a sense of relaxation. Humulene adds subtle earthy and woody flavors, and Bisabolol imparts gentle floral hints that round out the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in an earthy, pungent flavor with diesel overtones that linger on the palate.

GMO Cookies is renowned for its deeply relaxing effects that envelop the body while allowing the mind to remain focused. Users often report feeling relaxed, happy, and uplifted, enjoying a long-lasting high that soothes both mind and body. Drawing from its Girl Scout Cookies lineage, it offers euphoric and uplifting sensations that enhance mood and promote happiness. The Chemdog heritage contributes to the potent body relaxation, providing a soothing experience without total sedation. This balanced blend makes GMO Cookies a favorite among those seeking mental clarity paired with physical tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Girl Scout Cookies] x [Chemdog]

Breeder: Mamiko Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, b-Caryophyllene, a-Humulene, b-
Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Uplifted

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Pungent, Diesel

GMO Cookies 28G Intros Flower

The Strain  -  Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of 
black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Jelly Pie] x [Gorilla Glue #4]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, beta-Caryophyllene,
alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Blissful, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Cherry

Gorilla Pie 14G Intros Flower

The Strain  -  KC Kush, also known as Kosher Kush, is an indica-dominant hybrid strain developed by DNA Genetics, reportedly born from the cross of Kosher Dog and Stardawg. This unique blend combines the calming effects of an indica with the subtle uplifting qualities of a sativa, offering a well-rounded experience ideal for relaxation and tranquility. KC Kush is known for its ability to ease the mind and soothe the body, making it a perfect choice for unwinding after a long day or settling in for a restful night's sleep.

The flavor profile of KC Kush is a delightful mix of citrus, orange, and sweet notes. Its primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol, all contributing to its aromatic and flavorful characteristics. Myrcene imparts earthy undertones and promotes relaxation, while Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses. Caryophyllene introduces a subtle spicy hint, Linalool brings a floral sweetness, and Terpineol offers a pleasant herbal aroma, rounding out the strain's complex taste.

Users often report feeling relaxed, sleepy, and happy after enjoying KC Kush. Drawing from its Kosher Dog lineage, the strain provides a deep sense of calm and contentment. The Stardawg genetics contribute a gentle uplift in mood, fostering feelings of happiness and well-being. This harmonious blend of effects allows for physical relaxation without overwhelming sedation, making KC Kush an ideal companion for those seeking peace and positivity in their cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Kosher Dog] x [Stardawg] (Reported)

Breeder: DNA Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Orange, Sweet

KC Kush 1g Flower

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Peach Crescendo Ready2Roll 5G Flower

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

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The Strain  -  Purple Tonic is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that artfully combines the genetics of Purple Mayhem and AC/DC. Known for its high levels of CBD, this strain offers a unique experience that balances deep relaxation with a touch of uplifting energy. Despite its indica dominance, Purple Tonic may surprise users with sociability, clear-headedness, and focus when enjoyed in smaller, controlled doses.

The aroma of Purple Tonic is a delightful fusion of sweet and fruity notes, layered with earthy and piney undertones and a hint of blueberry. This complex scent profile is a testament to its rich terpene composition, featuring Myrcene, Terpinolene, Limonene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky flavors, enhancing relaxation. Terpinolene adds fresh pine and floral notes that invigorate the senses, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest to uplift the mood. Pinene brings sharp pine aromas that can enhance alertness, and Caryophyllene adds a subtle spicy warmth, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity.

Drawing from its parent strains, Purple Tonic offers a balanced array of effects suited to various moods and settings. The influence of Purple Mayhem provides a soothing relaxation that gently envelops the body, while the high-CBD content inherited from AC/DC promotes a calm and focused mind. Users often report feeling relaxed, social, and happy, making Purple Tonic an excellent choice for social gatherings or unwinding after a long day. In larger amounts, the strain's indica qualities become more pronounced, leading to a deeper sense of tranquility and a more introspective state of mind.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Mayhem] x [AC/DC]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, Terpinolene, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Social, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Fruity, Earthy, Piney, Blueberry

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.7g version and included five of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

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