Captain's Cake Reviews
"If you see Captain's Cake...TRY IT! This unique strain is both beautiful and powerful. A 70/30 indica lean, this strain's sativa shines when smoked in low doses. When smoked in higher doses, this will provide for a cerebral body high (if that makes sense). Last night I cheefed a 1g joint of cake after dinner and felt like it was laced with coke or some crazy sh*t. I was manic almost as if I had taken stimulants. ..."
"Capatain's Cake is a heavyweight strain for heavyweights. You can smell it's OG parents on her; faint earthy pine with woody undertones. On the exhale you can really taste the GSC; reminiscent of one of those old school Christmas cookies. I almost forgot the best part: the high. It's a buzz that crushes anxiety under its heavy handed euphoria. This bud is potent enough that you only need to smoke a few hits and tast..."
"I medicate daily, about two hours before I go to sleep. My goal is to dissociate from my workday; I want the stress, anxiety, and hypervigilance to stop, otherwise I am destined to a night of repeating nightmares. Most frequently these nightmares involve some sort of futile attempt to finish a task. I try, I fail. I try again, I fail again. All night long. For me, success in medicating is determined by how well I bre..."
"IM IN LOVE! this is for when you actually just wanna be STONED!"
"Thank you!! Finally something that works, I feel like I can't actually get that silly Stoney feeling with many strains since I have been medicating , I think my tolerance has skyrocket but just smoked some CC and yay a much needed midday couch lick has set in. "
"Wow. This will take even the most seasoned smoker and put them to sleep. Dopest dope I've ever smoked "
"Fine freaking pastry right there. Fit for a kin...captain. Love this for getting really high. Not great for competitive scissors competitions, but really effective for a staring off into space with a smile competition. I m gonna go try to watch some crazy crap on YouTube and pass out. It will be fun no matter what. Thank you Capt. "
"great strain. Got this on a whim at my dispensary. It was a new arrival when i got there. Have to say i was not disappointed. It breaks up nice, has a great smell, and awesome high. Smoked a cone and was feeling great. When i smoked a few bongs a couple hours later, i was feeling no pain, and no stress. Highly recommend if you can find her hanging around. "