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Judging by the description on here, I either got an odd batch or else got something completely different labeled as Trophy Wife. Picked it up from the local despo. Smells and tastes like an old woman's rose perfume. You know.. Kind of like how the inside of a funeral home smells. Or that hand soap at Aunt Linda's. It's just...odd. The buzz is alright. Not very strong for being listed as "sativa heavy". Didn't catch any notes of cheese or cherry. Just rose perfume. Probably won't buy again.

If taste alone was the golden ticket winner, this strain would be cream of the crop. One if the best tasting flowers I've ever had. The high was nice and smooth. Only found it in pre-rolls, but will be keeping my eyes open for bulk. This was wonderful.

Really hoping it was just this recent batch I picked up, but I'm pretty disappointed by this strain on my first try. I love a good sativa heavy strain and picked up a quarter of this at a dispo and while it's not bad smelling or tasting, the buzz is very lacking. Feel like I need to smoke 2 or 3x my usual to get any type of noticeable high. The taste is pleasant, but I'm not getting any hints of blueberry or much diesel. Willing to try again, but as of now this strain is falling into my mediocre rating.

Found a strain of this from Common Citizen based out of Detroit. $20 an eighth. Picked out a few samples of various strains. So far, J1 is the second one I've tried. And for $20... I'm damn happy with it. Very fragrant as soon as you open the bag. Dank bud for sure. The buzz is excellent for an afternoon smoke. Not too heady, probably perfect for those who might get touches of anxiety with certain strains. Tastes fantastic. A hint of fruit or sweet, with a bit of diesel is what I'm getting. Very enjoyable. Would recommend.

Had been looking to try this but was only seeing it as medicinal. Found some the other day on the rec side, but they listed as more of a sativa heavy strain. Very pleased by whatever it is. Good buzz, happy feeling. Chill. Not overly sleepy. It's nice.

The flower smell alone is delicious. Smooth hit. Smooth buzz. Got it on special and it was a hell of a surprise. I will be revisiting the Marshmallow again soon.

This one... Wow. It's one of those strains I hadn't seen often, but am glad I picked me up some when I did. The batch I snagged came in at 31% THC so, take that as you will. Wonderful aroma upon opening the container. It's a heady buzz, can't deny that. But it doesn't pack a sleepy punch, but does make my eyes feel slightly heavy, which most strains I've encountered don't. It may be a bit heavy for casual smokers, at least at this high of a potency. Its kind of one of those that left me feeling like I could go start a project... Or just play some XBOX for a few hours. I like weed with options.

I like weed. I also like blueberries. Combine the two and its not something to be upset about. Picked up a cart of Blueberry Diesel from my go to dispensary. It was on sale, so I wasn't expecting anything to melt my face off. But what I found was a pretty damn good vape. The taste and smell is full on blueberry. Almost like a piece of candy. I'm a flower smoker, so the vapes don't generally hit me as hard, but this was nice. A good strain to take out for the day. Keeps you lifted but not baked. A pleasant heady little buzz. Very enjoyable.

I've got a few set in stone favorites when it comes to strains, but that doesn't mean I don't like to venture into unexplored territory. Enter, Eastside OG. My fav dispensary had this on sale last week, so I picked up an 8th to try. And let me tell you, I am not unhappy that I did. Some earthy/piney notes in the smells. Pine, citrus, smooth taste. Gets you stoned. But not too much. It's kind of one of those strains where it opens your mind but also tells it, "It's okay if you want to take a nap instead". Smoked some before bed last night and I don't think I moved a muscle while sleeping. Was it the weed? Maybe!

Magical. That's the first word that comes to mind with this beautiful bud. The flower was sticky. The flavor was light and airy, almost a creamy vanilla like flavor. Bits of light fruit. Instant head buzz. I felt fantastic. Absolutely stimulates your mind. Whether it's conversation or concentration, this is a perfect pairing. Careful of the munchies though. They're friends with this bud.