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If you’re imbibing in the TYSON’S brand of this flower, then here’s the thing: this strain isn’t even that bad… but it leaves you high and dry. Literally. The Toad arouses you sexually and gets stronger and just when it gets good… it doesn’t. It just ends. You start feeling euphoric and it ramps up very slowly then stops before peaking. The entire experience of this strain comes close but never quite hits the mark. And you can tell the growers didn’t curate this strain like this on purpose. It’s more of a disappointment than a tease.

Blue Cheese is a lot like its counterpart. Blue Cheese is not the main attraction but it really goes well with your day! This strain casually lifts you up on a cloudy bed of bliss after a pungent taste that really tastes like real stinky Camembert. You'll feel your limbs loosen and your naughty bits tingle as your negative vibes get lost in the levity the strain offers. And it's versatile too , just like the cheese itself. Spread it on a bagel and take a little puff on the side for a nice breakfast. Dip your wings into it and garnish with a little bit for lunch or dinner. This strain won't slow you down or afect your clarity too much. Blue Cheese, a lot like the condiment, is short-lived. Before you know it, 30-50 mins for me depending on how it's consumed, you'll find yourself gently descending onto Terra Firma, your mood reverting to its usual state and although satisfied, you'll find yourself searching for just a bit more to dip your day into.

I don't really know how to word what I feel about this strain. I feel like it wants me to do more and if I choose to just crash on the couch, my anxiety goes up! I think this is a great strain if you're active but if not, maybe stick with something a bit more mellow.

Great for sexy time and sleep tbh

Anxiety? What anxiety?! Depression? Don't even know what that means! This is my new anti-depressant. This unlocks the real you. The blissfully happy you.

So, I was walking through the store last week, looking for some body wash. I happened upon a bottle of AXE and thought "Wow, douchebags still buy this"? I then looked at the ingredient list and saw a bunch of really nice smelling aromas, confirmed after smelling the opened bottle. This strain reminds me of that. Its effects are ridiculous. Initial mellow mood with a ravenous sex drive that descends into relaxation. And the taste?! It's classy as hell! Like an oud woody taste with a bit of black pepper. I swear, if you think I sound pretentions, then try it for yourself!

I only ever review my favorite strains so I can come back to them. This one uplifts me! It gives me energy! It is currently floating me through the most depressing, anxiety-ridden part of my life. All I care about is writing this review and jamming out to South African House Music.

This is it. This is the cure for my depression. Two puffs on my vape cart & I feel a wave of happiness and calm Cascade over me. Beware imbibing too much or you'll feel a bit of paranoia and drowsiness.

It smells like mimosa. But like the first mimosa of the morning after a rough night. It's so great. It gets you dancing and let's you off blissfully. It smokes like a sativa, strangely enough. Any trace of my anxiety is lifted . It's kind of like that day you had when you were a kid that you never wanted to end but you end up tuckered out.

This is basically viagra.