Amnesia Haze

Let me give you my honest two cents—Amnesia Haze is one of those strains that hits like sunshine for the soul. I’ve tried my fair share of sativas, but this one? It’s in a league of its own. I smoked it first thing in the morning on a day I felt heavy, groggy, and honestly not in the mood to deal with life. Within minutes, that changed. The buzz comes on fast but smooth, like a fresh cup of citrusy coffee. I felt my chest open up, my mood lifted, and my brain click into gear. It’s not the type of high that overwhelms you—it’s clear-headed, euphoric, and genuinely motivating. I knocked out my to-do list, cleaned my apartment, and even got a workout in, all while vibing with the music playing in the background like I was the main character. What really stood out, though, was how it cut through my morning anxiety like a blade. I tend to carry a lot of mental tension, especially when I wake up, but this strain had me feeling centered, light, and surprisingly optimistic. For anyone dealing with depression, ADHD, or fatigue, Amnesia Haze might be the jumpstart you didn’t know you needed. If you’re ever at Pull Up DC and looking for a mood reset that still keeps you functional and focused—don’t even think twice. Grab the Amnesia Haze. You’ll remember why you fell in love with cannabis in the first place.

Amnesia Haze is one of those strains where “holy shit” is the only truly correct response. The high comes on bright and fast, lifting mood and sharpening perception without feeling jittery or chaotic. It’s energetic, expansive, and very smooth considering how strong it hits. Colors pop, music hits harder, and life gets better. In good hash, the flavor is classic Haze even though the genetics are mysterious, you can taste that haze: sharp lemon / citrus, floral and slightly tart, peppery incense on the exhale. Not sweet, not dessert, just clean and super loud. Despite the scary name, it’s surprisingly gentle, with no paranoia and an easy fade-out instead of a crash. Next to SSH (which I’d call a tamer daily-driver cousin to AH) it’s my favorite strain. When you want to get absolutely blasted this is the one. - Longtime grower; hash rosin dabs only; Based in the Pacific Northwest; all opinions subjective and written while high.

FAVORITE STRAIN This is my one, my love. This is the most amazing sativa. It's my all time favorite party strain. It's perfect for fueling a full night of dancing and surrendering to the music. When I smoke this I feel a smile touch my face instantly. It's like standing in a beam of sunlight and feeling the warmth. It's very euphoric, happy and energetic with a touch of body relaxation. But what makes Amnesia Haze so special is it's dreamy vibe. It slightly blurs my perceptions and puts me in this content, happy zone in the here and now. There is no strain that connects me to music as much as this does. It's beautiful, amazing and magical. 11/10! This is the only true staple strain in the Netherlands. Every serious coffeeshop (our dispensaries) has to have this on its menu. Smell: Strong lemon scent, some spices and pepper Effects: Euphoric, energetic and happy. A beautiful, dreamy, sunny high with a touch of body relaxation.