Apes In Space

I’m 46 and been a daily smoker for close to 35yrs!! I went through my dabbing faze and vaping high % products. For me that ruins the reason I always loved weed so i stopped all that and went back to weed and hash in weed. Couldn’t be happier but finding solid strains for a fair price takes a lot of work checking the dispensary’s. I live in mass and there’s probably 30 places within a 15-20 min drive and 50 more if you don’t mind 30 min drive. Nothing worse than getting a batch of bad weed!! I’m not one of those fake thc snobs were it’s 30% or Idw it!! And Lea fly is and always has been the best app for weed strain description and breeds and so on. But the reviews are why I won’t go anywhere else!! With apes in space the solid reviews all say the same thing I was really hesitant buying this bc it was only 20% or 24% but every review says the same thing about throwing thc % out the door. I tried it years ago and finally got some locally in Salem Ma Starbird my first time going there it’s newer so needed to research the place. It’s there local brand and labels! I read and talked to other avid smokers who like indica and they all said I wouldn’t be upset! So I rolled and got a Oz and now I’m older only smoke late day or night but Oz last me 2 weeks at most so I get a decent amount for myself monthly. I go to the best dispensary’s in my area since mass allowed medical only then recreational came. Starbird delivered 100% I haven’t gotten an oz in a long time years that 1 came in a fantastic glass jar with a big fresh pack. Now 8 individual 1/8’s like most places now old dates and little buds! This oz from Starbird has absolutely massive dense nugs with more than 4 super visible colors! As fresh as you get but not wet obviously not dry but the perfect consistency to roll and burn slow!! 100% going back apes is a top indica I by indica 90% of the time. Unfortunately being in mass which is really close to Ny but regardless all these dispensaries grow or have growers. PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY FINDING REAL SOUR DIESEL IS AS HARD AS USING COMMON SENSE THESE DAYS?? I ask all the time and young bud tenders have no idea what I’m saying!! Many years no Aj sour diesel ever no NYC sour diesel just stupid crosses claiming sour!! Any real mid to late 90’s weed head knows sour the second a bag or jar opens let alone lighting it!! Only sativa I like bc it’s nothing like most sativas!! It 100% would sell out but absolutely impossible please explain someone!!

I'M IN LOVE! One single hit from my joint and I'm hooked 😍 I'm a lightweight so I don't need much so 1 hit was enough to relax me and later one put me to sleep. lol

Tried some of this after reading the other reviews. Took one hit off a blunt just to test it out. My pack was 19% thc which I thought was low, but it hits different. Really nice buzz. I have anxiety and PTSD pretty bad normally. But this stuff I can tell is very relaxing and calming. Good stuff