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San Fernando Valley OG, aka SFV OG, is a distinguished Indica-dominant hybrid cultivated by Cali Connection, born from the legendary cross of OG Kush and a potent mystery Afghani strain from Homegrown Fantaseeds. This esteemed strain has earned accolades, securing 3rd place at the High Times Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam and 1st place at the Denver Cannabis Cup the same year. San Fernando Valley OG embodies the rich heritage of its lineage, offering a rich cannabis experience that seamlessly blends tradition with modern excellence.

The aroma of San Fernando Valley OG is a captivating fusion of earthy and lemony notes, accented by subtle hints of spice. This inviting fragrance is a reflection of its terpene profile, which includes Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, and Caryophyllene. On the palate, users can expect a smooth and refreshing taste where tangy citrus harmonizes with deep herbal undertones, creating a complex and enjoyable flavor profile that delights the senses with every inhale and exhale.

When experiencing San Fernando Valley OG, users are enveloped in a serene and uplifting ambiance that elevates the spirit while grounding the body. The initial surge of euphoria fosters a joyful and positive mindset, encouraging a relaxed yet focused state of mind. As the effects deepen, a gentle wave of relaxation spreads, easing tension and promoting a sense of peaceful contentment. This harmonious blend of mental clarity and physical ease makes San Fernando Valley OG an ideal companion for creative endeavors, thoughtful reflection, or simply savoring moments of tranquility.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Unknown Afghani Strain]
Breeder: Cali Connection
Terpene Profile: Pinene, Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted, Focused
Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Lemon, Citrus, Spice

SFV OG 3.5G Flower

Terpene Profile: alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Myrcene


The Strain - Cookies N' Chem is an intriguing indica hybrid developed by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the union of Cookies & Cream and Stardawg. This exceptional strain captures the essence of its celebrated lineage, offering a potent and enduring experience that resonates with cannabis enthusiasts. Its rich terpene profile—including Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, and Humulene—contributes to its distinctive character and multifaceted appeal.

The flavor of Cookies N' Chem is a sophisticated blend that delights the palate. It presents a sour citrus zest intertwined with subtle chemical notes, leading to a lightly sweet vanilla and nutty finish on the exhale. This complex taste pays homage to its Cookies & Cream heritage, adding layers of depth that make each encounter uniquely satisfying. The aromatic profile mirrors this complexity, filling the air with hints of citrus, sweetness, and earthy undertones.

When it comes to effects, Cookies N' Chem offers a gradual and immersive experience. The journey begins with a subtle uplift, gently elevating the mind into a state of happy euphoria and calmness. Users often find themselves embracing a serene and unfocused mindset, where creativity flows freely, and everyday worries dissipate. As this mental tranquility settles in, a soothing relaxation spreads throughout the body, providing a comforting balance without overwhelming sedation. This harmonious blend of mental and physical effects makes Cookies N' Chem an ideal choice for those seeking both inspiration and relaxation in their cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Cookies & Cream] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds 

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Happy, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Sweet, Nutty, Vanilla, Earthy

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Cookies N Chem Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Purple Chem is a cross of Stardawg and Purple Punch. Expect lemon-lime soda mixed with grape Flintstone’s vitamins. This is a great all-day cultivar that will elevate your mood and relieve stress.

Purple Chemdawg, also known as Purple Chem, is a cultivar bred initially by the team at Cali Connection in Southern California. The breeders crossed Chem 91, a reinforced cross
of the original Chemdawg, with a double-back-crossed Pre-98 Bubba male to tease out
the best features of the two classic strains.

Cali Connection’s efforts paid off, as Purple Chemdawg has won multiple awards including first place for best indica at the 2016 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup and second place in the same category at the 2016 Michigan Cannabis Cup.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Punch] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Cali Connection

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Talkative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Grape

Purple Chem 1g Flower

The Product - The ILLICIT Intros collection is a great way to ease into cannabis. Designed with products with a great high and rich terpene profile, but without the sky-high THC percentages that may otherwise induce an overwhelming first-time experience. We designed this line to aid first-time users, those who have not recently smoked, or those with a generally lower tolerance, as a way to evaluate and build their tolerance slowly to ensure their first experience is a memorable one. Start Slow with an Intro!

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas to fill 28g of your favorite ILLICIT sativa strain. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our ILLICIT growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand- trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

28g Intros Sativa Hybrid Flower

The Strain - Bubblegum Gelato is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid crafted by Mosca Seeds, born from the flavorful union of Gelato #45 and Indiana Bubblegum. This strain captures the essence of its parentage, delivering a harmonious blend of relaxation and creativity that's perfect for a leisurely day at home. Named for its delectable taste, Bubblegum Gelato invites you to indulge in a sensory experience that's both soothing and inspiring.

The flavor profile of Bubblegum Gelato is a delightful medley of sweet and fruity notes. With each inhale, you'll savor hints of raspberry and cherry intertwined with the nostalgic sweetness of sugary bubblegum. The aroma complements this blend, filling the air with fresh fruity scents accented by rich cherries and a touch of sugar. This unique taste and aroma are enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, and Terpinene, which contribute to its distinctive character.

As the effects settle in, Bubblegum Gelato fills the mind with an uplifting and expansive euphoria, gently easing away negative or racing thoughts. This elevated mental state fosters a surge of creativity, making it an ideal companion for artistic endeavors or imaginative pursuits. At the same time, a relaxing sensation envelops the body, providing calmness without inducing lethargy. Users often report feeling happy, relaxed, and uplifted, experiencing a balanced high that embodies the best qualities of both Gelato #45 and Indiana Bubblegum.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Terpinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cherry, Fruity, Sugary, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bubblegum Gelato Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain - Bubblegum Gelato, also known as “BG Gelato” or “Bubble Gum Gelato,” is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Gelato #45 X Indiana Bubblegum strains. Named for its delicious flavor, Bubblegum Gelato brings on a super relaxing and creative high perfect for a lazy weekend day spent at home.

This bud has a sweet raspberry and cherry flavor with hints of sugary bubblegum to it, too. The aroma is just as fresh, with a sweet and fruity overtone that's accented by sugary bubblegum and rich cherries. The Bubblegum Gelato settles in a few minutes after your final toke, filling your mind with an uplifting and expansive euphoria that pushes away any negative or racing thoughts almost immediately.

As your mind settles, a sense of creativity will wash over you, lending itself well to any artistic task that you may have at hand. With these relaxing and lifted effects, Bubblegum Gelato is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea, chronic stress, insomnia, and chronic fatigue.

Bubblegum Gelato buds have fluffy oversized forest green nugs with long thin orange
hairs and a coating of tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [AJ Sour Diesel] x [GMO/Fuel]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cherry, Fruity, Sugary, Sweet

Bubble Gum Gelato

Bubblegum Gelato

The Strain - Grape Runtz is a highly coveted indica hybrid crafted by Exotic Genetix, resulting from the exquisite cross of Greasy Grapes and Runtz. This exceptional strain stands out in the cannabis community for its rare and sought-after genetics, combining the vibrant flavors of Zkittlez, Gelato, and Grape Ape. Grape Runtz captivates enthusiasts with its irresistibly sweet and fruity profile, reminiscent of a bag of sugary candies, making every session a thorough sensory experience.

The flavor journey of Grape Runtz is a harmonious blend of sweet berry and tangy grape, perfectly balanced by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, and Myrcene, enhances its complex taste, offering layers of fruity sweetness interwoven with earthy and spicy undertones. This rich combination not only tantalizes the taste buds but also contributes to the strain’s smooth and creamy smoke, ensuring a pleasurable and flavorful inhale and exhale every time.

When indulging in Grape Runtz, enthusiasts are greeted with a powerful and uplifting high that begins with a burst of cerebral euphoria, lifting the spirits and sparking creativity. This initial surge of happiness quickly evolves into a deeply relaxing body sensation, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. The balanced effects make Grape Runtz an ideal choice for those looking to enhance their mood, unwind after a long day, or enjoy a creative burst without feeling overwhelmed. Whether you're socializing with friends or diving into a creative project, Grape Runtz offers a versatile and enjoyable experience that leaves a lasting impression.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Greasy Grapes] x [Runtz]

Breeder: Exotic Genetix

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Body High, Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Candy, Fruity, Grape, Earthy

Grape Runtz 28G Intros Flower

The Strain  -  Hibernate is a potent indica strain meticulously crafted by the master breeders at Greenpoint Seeds, born from the cross of Shut Eye and Stardawg. This unique blend brings together an impressive lineage that includes Fire OG, Bubba Kush, Alien Technology, Purple Kush, and Chemdog. Hibernate lives up to its name by offering deeply relaxing and soothing effects, making it an ideal choice for those seeking tranquility and restful sleep. Its terpene profile features Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, and Bisabolol, all contributing to its distinctive flavor and calming properties.

The flavor profile of Hibernate leans toward earthy and woody notes, complemented by hints of pine and a strong lemon peel accent. Limonene adds a citrusy zest that brightens the overall taste, while Myrcene and Humulene contribute to the strain's herbal and earthy undertones. Bisabolol introduces subtle floral nuances, enhancing the complexity of the flavor. The aroma is equally captivating, with variations that include lemon tones, cherry, rock candy, and the skunky essence characteristic of Stardawg.

Drawing from its rich genetic background, Hibernate offers a profoundly relaxing and euphoric experience. Users often report feelings of deep calmness and serenity, with a gentle wave of sleepiness that envelops both mind and body. The influence of Shut Eye provides intensely soothing effects, while Stardawg adds a touch of uplifting euphoria. This harmonious blend makes Hibernate an excellent choice for unwinding after a long day, promoting a peaceful state of mind and preparing for a restful night's sleep.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Shuteye] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, alpha-
Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Earthy, Woody, Pine, Lemon

Hibernate 28G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

Sour Tsunami is a sativa-dominant hybrid that originates from crossing NYC Sour Diesel and Sour Diesel. This lineage lends itself to the strain’s earthy flavor, with notes of lime and blueberry. The bright green buds are dense and peppered with dark green and violet.

Sour Tsunami has an undeniable potency that can knock out even the most experienced cannabis connoisseur. Taking a hit of this strain is like stepping into an alternate universe - your senses are heightened, your thoughts drift, and you find yourself relaxed in an unexpected bliss.

The earthy flavor with sweet berry undertones that linger on your taste buds leaves you feeling energized and motivated. You'll find yourself completing projects that were put off and tackling tasks you were previously dreading. You may also experience an urge to laugh and smile, as well as an appreciation of the little things that were taken for granted before.

The powerful effects of Sour Tsunami are balanced out by a surprisingly mild yet heady buzz, making it the perfect strain to enjoy during any time of day. If you're looking for a strain to increase productivity and decrease stress levels, look no further - Sour Tsunami is sure to provide the boost you need.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: NYC Sour Diesel x Sour Diesel

Breeder: Lawrence Ringo of the Southern Humboldt Seed Collective

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: relaxed, happy, energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: earthy, lime, blueberry

Sour Tsunami 14G Intros Flower

Super Petrol is a powerful Indica-dominant hybrid developed by Moscaseeds, resulting from the robust cross of GMO and Rocket Fuel. This strain is celebrated for its intense, full-body effects that blend deep relaxation with an uplifting euphoria, making it an excellent choice for those seeking both comfort and a mood boost. Super Petrol delivers a potent high that seamlessly transitions from mental clarity to physical ease, offering a balanced experience that enhances your evening routine or helps you unwind after a demanding day.

The flavor profile of Super Petrol is a rich tapestry of earthy diesel and pungent skunk, complemented by subtle spicy and herbal undertones. Enhanced by its terpene composition of Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Humulene, each inhale brings a smooth, creamy taste of cheese intertwined with the sharpness of diesel. These complex flavors create a satisfying and memorable palate experience, where the boldness of skunk meets the sweetness of subtle herbal notes, ensuring every puff is both flavorful and enjoyable.

When enjoying Super Petrol, enthusiasts may be enveloped in a wave of euphoric relaxation that soothes both mind and body. The initial surge of happiness fosters a positive and carefree mindset, ideal for letting go of daily stresses and embracing a state of contentment. As the effects deepen, a calming body buzz gently melts away tension, promoting a serene and tranquil state of mind. This harmonious blend of mental uplift and physical relaxation makes Super Petrol a versatile strain, perfect for enhancing your evening activities, whether you're settling in for a cozy night at home or seeking a peaceful end to a busy day. Embrace the soothing tranquility and joyful uplift that Super Petrol offers, creating moments of pure relaxation and ease.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [GMO x Rocket Fuel] (Reported)
Breeder: Moscaseeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy, Tingly
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal, Cheese

Super Petrol 14G Flower

Strain Description:

This cut has been in possession of our grow team for over a decade. Among the most
famous strains worldwide, White Widow is a balanced hybrid first bred in the Netherlands
by Green House Seeds. A powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through
immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity.

A cross between a Brazilian sativa landrace and a resin-heavy South Indian indica, White
Widow has blessed every Dutch coffee shop menu since its birth in the 1990s.

Its buds are white with crystal resin, warning you of the potent effects to come. A
powerful burst of euphoria and energy breaks through immediately, stimulating both
conversation and creativity. White Widow’s genetics have given rise to many other
legends like White Russian, White Rhino, and Blue Widow. Still, many growers prefer
cultivation of the original White Widow, which flowers in about 60 days indoors.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian Sativa Landrace] x [South Indian Indica]

Breeder: Green House Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Nerolidol 2, Ocimene 2, beta Myrcene, beta-
Caryophyllene, d-Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Uplifted, Relaxed

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earth, Pine

White Widow 14G Flower

The Strain - MAC Dawg is a premium cannabis strain with an iconic pedigree. This hybrid brings together the famed Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC 1) and Stardawg—two elite cultivars known for producing some of the finest cannabis on the market. MAC Dawg combines the best traits of both parents, offering extreme resin production, exotic flavor, and exceptionally potent effects. This strain takes the classic Stardawg to new heights, delivering unmatched bag appeal that is sure to turn heads.

MAC Dawg brings together the sweet-and-sour aroma of MAC 1 with the funky fragrance
of Stardawg, creating a complex terpene profile that is one of a kind. This variety smells of ripe lemon and cherry, mixed with pungent notes of skunk and petrol.

The strain is rich in terpenes and flavonoids and offers a robust flavor not easily forgotten. This exceptional strain delights the senses with notes of citrus, cheese, and cherries, coupled with savory flavors of diesel and pine. Its complex flavor pairs nicely with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Like its parents, MAC Dawg provides a stimulating but balanced high that awakens the mind and soothes the body. This potent strain delivers a wave of bliss that typically leaves users feeling happy and stress-free. MAC Dawg may also help to reduce general discomfort and boost the appetite.

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: [MAC 1] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Giggly, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spicy/Herbal, Pepper, Citrus, Lime

Keywords: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, Relaxed,
Focused, Euphoric, Citrus, Pine, Pepper, Citrus

MAC Dawg 7G Popcorn Flower

Strain Description:

Clementine is an energizing sativa-dominant strain made by crossing Tangie with Lemon
Skunk. This strain is loved for its sweet taste and citrus aroma. Clementine has won
several awards, including the best sativa concentrate in 2015.

Clementine was originally produced by Crockett Family Farms, a family-run cannabis
genetics company based in the Central Coast of California. The breeder’s Clementine Live
Resin won first place for best sativa concentrate at the 2015 High Times Cannabis Cup in
Michigan.

True to its name, Clementine is reported to have a sweet and citrusy aroma and THC
levels that generally range between 20% and 25%, according to Crockett Family Farms.
After measuring a variety of Clementine, the cannabis testing laboratory Analytical 360
found that the sample had THC levels that reached 27%, as well as a terpene profile
dominated by terpinolene, which has a woodsy aroma with citrus and floral undertones,
and caryophyllene, a terpene known for its herbal spiciness.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Tangie] x [Lemon Skunk]

Breeder: Crockett Family Farms

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Pinene, delta-Limonene, beta-
Caryophylenne, Nerolidol 2

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Orange

Clementine 14G Intros Flower

White Widow 14G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

A happy mix of Ghost Train Haze x East Coast Sour Diesel. Hop aboard the train and
enjoy this perfect morning or mid-afternoon pick me up! This strong sativa strain
encapsulates the entourage effect by bringing together a great mix of myrcene,
terpinolene, and pinene. A stress reliever in its terpene and cannabinoid profile, this
earthy cultivar keeps your mood up and smiles-a-plenty.

Diesel is an iconic cannabis variety thought to be a cross between Afghani and Mexican
landrace strains. This sativa-leaning strain is reportedly another phenotype of the
original Chemdawg 91, though its true origins remain a mystery.

According to Seedism, which carries its own version of Diesel, the strain has an intense
aroma of grapefruit and lemon that translates into a fruity flavor with hashish
undertones.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: [Ghost Train Haze] x [East Coast Sour Diesel]

Breeder: Sativa Hybrid

Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, beta-Myrcene, Ocimene 2, Nerolidol 2, delta-
Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Creative, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Earthy, Woody

Diesel Train 14G Flower

Introducing Midnight Sessions - a limited-edition series from Illicit, released quarterly and featuring an exclusive, premium strain carefully selected by our expert grow team. Each drop is chosen for its exceptional terpene profile, potent effects, and unmatched quality, offering a unique experience for true cannabis connoisseurs. With only a limited supply available, these rare releases won’t last long—once they’re gone, they’re gone.

The Strain: White Widow, a renowned indica strain, has been a staple in our grow team's collection for over a decade. Originating from the Netherlands by Greenhouse Seeds, White Widow’s fame extends globally, gracing the menus of Dutch coffee shops since the 1990s. Adorned with crystal resin, its buds offer a visual cue to the potent effects lying within. Upon consumption, White Widow delivers a powerful surge of euphoria and energy, fostering lively conversation and creative inspiration.

Its effects are well-loved among cannabis enthusiasts, eliciting feelings of mellow energy, talkativeness, and creativity. With flavors ranging from woody to spicy, with herbal and earthy undertones, White Widow offers a diverse sensory experience.

This strain delivers a cognitive-driven high coupled with a relaxing undertone, making it a favorite among those seeking mental clarity and physical relaxation. Its dense, resin-coated buds emit a citrus and peppery aroma, with a lemony aftertaste that enhances the overall experience. Ideal for outdoor activities and social gatherings, White Widow 

offers a harmonious blend of effects that cater to a wide range of cannabis consumers.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Brazilian] x [South Indian]

Breeder: Greenhouse Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energetic, Euphoric, Talkative, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Woody, Spicy, Herbal, Earthy, Pine
The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

White Widow Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Cookies N' Chem is an intriguing indica hybrid developed by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the union of Cookies & Cream and Stardawg. This exceptional strain captures the essence of its celebrated lineage, offering a potent and enduring experience that resonates with cannabis enthusiasts. Its rich terpene profile—including Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, and Humulene—contributes to its distinctive character and multifaceted appeal.

The flavor of Cookies N' Chem is a sophisticated blend that delights the palate. It presents a sour citrus zest intertwined with subtle chemical notes, leading to a lightly sweet vanilla and nutty finish on the exhale. This complex taste pays homage to its Cookies & Cream heritage, adding layers of depth that make each encounter uniquely satisfying. The aromatic profile mirrors this complexity, filling the air with hints of citrus, sweetness, and earthy undertones.

When it comes to effects, Cookies N' Chem offers a gradual and immersive experience. The journey begins with a subtle uplift, gently elevating the mind into a state of happy euphoria and calmness. Users often find themselves embracing a serene and unfocused mindset, where creativity flows freely, and everyday worries dissipate. As this mental tranquility settles in, a soothing relaxation spreads throughout the body, providing a comforting balance without overwhelming sedation. This harmonious blend of mental and physical effects makes Cookies N' Chem an ideal choice for those seeking both inspiration and relaxation in their cannabis experience.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Cookies & Cream] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds 

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Relaxing, Happy, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Sweet, Nutty, Vanilla, Earthy

Cookies N' Chem 28G Intros Flower

The Strain - Grandi Guava is a refined hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Grandiflora, resulting from the exquisite cross of Guava and Gelato. This unique blend offers a balanced experience that seamlessly merges uplifting euphoria with soothing relaxation, making it a standout choice for both social gatherings and quiet evenings. Grandi Guava is celebrated for its ability to enhance mood and foster a sense of calm, catering to those who seek both mental clarity and emotional tranquility.

The aroma of Grandi Guava is an enticing combination of sweet tropical guava and creamy Gelato notes, accented by a subtle tartness that invigorates the senses. Upon inhaling, the palate is greeted with a delightful burst of fruity sweetness, where the lush flavors of guava shine through, complemented by the rich, velvety undertones of Gelato. As you exhale, a soft sweetness reminiscent of blue cheese melds with bold, vibrant fruity notes, creating a harmonious and satisfying taste experience that lingers pleasantly.

When indulging in Grandi Guava, users experience a gradual onset of uplifting and euphoric sensations that elevate the mood and dispel any feelings of social anxiety. This mental uplift is beautifully balanced with a gentle full-body relaxation that eases tension and promotes a state of peaceful contentment. Whether you’re engaging in creative endeavors, enjoying a social event, or simply unwinding after a long day, Grandi Guava provides a versatile and enjoyable high that enhances both your emotional state and overall sense of well-being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Guava] x [Gelato]

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Social, Calm, Relaxed, Body High

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Cheese, Sweet, Creamy

Grandi Guava 14G Intros Flower

Strain Description:

Purple Chem is a cross of Stardawg and Purple Punch. Expect lemon-lime soda mixed
with grape Flintstone’s vitamins. This is a great all-day cultivar that will elevate your
mood and relieve stress.

Purple Chemdawg, also known as Purple Chem, is a cultivar bred initially by the team at
Cali Connection in Southern California. The breeders crossed Chem 91, a reinforced cross
of the original Chemdawg, with a double-back-crossed Pre-98 Bubba male to tease out
the best features of the two classic strains.

Cali Connection’s efforts paid off, as Purple Chemdawg has won multiple awards
including first place for best indica at the 2016 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup and second
place in the same category at the 2016 Michigan Cannabis Cup.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Punch] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Cali Connection

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, alpha-Pinene, beta-
Pinene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Talkative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Grape

Purple Chem 28G Flower

The Strain  -  Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain expertly crafted by breeder D.J. Short, born from the legendary cross of Blueberry and Haze. This harmonious blend brings together the best of both worlds, offering a balanced experience that delights both the body and mind. With a distinctive terpene profile featuring Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Humulene, Blue Dream captivates the senses with its rich flavors and uplifting effects.

The flavor profile of Blue Dream is a delightful fusion of its parent strains. From Blueberry, it inherits sweet and fruity notes reminiscent of fresh blueberries and vanilla, enchanting the palate with each inhale. The Haze lineage contributes herbal and spicy undertones, complemented by hints of citrus thanks to the presence of Limonene. This complex blend creates a smooth and flavorful experience that is both refreshing and satisfying.

Blue Dream is celebrated for its ability to inspire creativity and elevate the mood. Users often report feelings of euphoria, energy, and a gentle surge of motivation that makes it ideal for daytime enjoyment or artistic pursuits. The strain offers a relaxed yet focused mindset, promoting a sense of happiness and well-being without overwhelming the senses. Drawing from its rich genetic background, Blue Dream provides a balanced and enjoyable experience that uplifts the spirit and invigorates the mind.

Strain Type: Sativa Hybrid

Lineage: Blueberry x Haze

Breeder: D.J. Short

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Uplifted, Energetic, Euphoric

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Fruity, Herbal, Sweet, Vanilla

Blue Dream 3.5g Flower

Donny Burger, a pure indica strain, combines the potency of GMO and Han Solo Burger to deliver a blend of cerebral elevation and bodily relaxation. This delectable bud induces an immediate sense of happiness upon exhaling, banishing negative moods and racing thoughts. Its sociable and charismatic effects encourage engaging interactions with others. As a light physical tingle gradually spreads, a feeling of stimulation and relaxation ensues, perfect for addressing inflammation, chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and chronic stress.

With a flavor profile characterized by spicy, peppery, cheesy citrus notes, complemented by earthy undertones, Donny Burger emits an aroma of pungent spicy black licorice, enhanced by hints of tangy sour citrus. Its oversized, grape-shaped neon green nugs feature fuzzy orange hairs and a generous coating of frosty, chunky golden white crystal trichomes.

Credited to Skunk House Genetics as the original breeder, Donny Burger stands as a go-to choice for cannabis enthusiasts seeking a balance of mental and physical relief, renowned for its potency and therapeutic effects. This strain offers a flavorful and satisfying experience that leaves users uplifted and relaxed in equal measure.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: GMO x Han Solo Burger

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Aroused, Giggly, Euphoric, Rleaxing, Hungry

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Musky, Sweet Cheese, Lemon Pepper

Donny Burger 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Bruce Banner is a potent hybrid strain expertly crafted by Dark Horse Genetics, born from the powerful cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel. This homage to the comic book legend delivers a dynamic experience that could transform even the most reserved individual into a lively and energetic persona. With its Sativa-dominant genes, Bruce Banner offers a substantial dose of THC, providing an intensely euphoric head high combined with a boost in creativity and overall mood.

The strain's terpene profile features Limonene, Humulene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, and Pinene, contributing to its complex flavors and effects. Limonene imparts bright citrus notes that uplift the senses, while Myrcene adds earthy undertones promoting relaxation. Pinene introduces a refreshing pine aroma, enhancing alertness and focus. These terpenes create dominant flavors of sweet berries and strawberries, complemented by a strong, pungent diesel undertone inherited from its Strawberry Diesel parent. 

Bruce Banner is known for its energizing and uplifting effects, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. Users often report high energy levels accompanied by heightened creativity and a euphoric mood. Drawing from its OG Kush lineage, it provides a balanced experience that relaxes the body without sedation, while the influence of Strawberry Diesel enhances motivation and happiness. This strain is ideal for those seeking an invigorating and joyful experience that stimulates both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Strawberry Diesel]

Breeder: Dark Horse Genetics

Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, beta Myrcene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative, Energizing, Euphoric, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Berry, Diesel, Strawberry, Sweet

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram illicit joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bruce Banner Smokos 5pk x 0.7g

The Strain -  Franken Pie is a captivating hybrid strain that unites the potent genetics of GMO and Cherry Pie, offering a deeply relaxing experience ideal for those seeking tranquility. This unique blend presents a rich flavor profile that delivers both sweet and savory notes, providing a delightful twist to the cannabis experience. The combination of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and Linalool terpenes contributes to its distinctive character, making each session with Franken Pie a flavorful journey.

The taste of Franken Pie is as intriguing as its effects. On the inhale, users may detect fruity and citrus flavors reminiscent of its Cherry Pie lineage, while earthy and woody undertones from the GMO parent strain emerge on the exhale. Hints of herbal and peppery notes add complexity, creating a well-rounded flavor profile that satisfies the palate. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest, uplifting the mood, while Myrcene enhances the strain's calming qualities. Caryophyllene introduces subtle spicy tones, and Linalool contributes a gentle floral nuance, rounding out the sensory experience.

Franken Pie is celebrated for its uplifting, euphoric, and relaxing effects. Users often report a harmonious balance between mental invigoration and physical calmness. The strain may induce a sense of euphoria and elevated mood, promoting positivity and a light-hearted state of mind. As the experience unfolds, a soothing wave of relaxation can ease tension and foster a deep sense of contentment. Drawing from its GMO and Cherry Pie heritage, Franken Pie offers a well-rounded experience that is perfect for unwinding after a long day or simply embracing a peaceful state of being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [GMO] x [Cherry Pie]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifting, Euphoric, Relaxed, Calming

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Citrus, Woody, Herbal, Peppery

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Franken Pie Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

Strain Description:

MAC Dawg is a premium cannabis strain with an iconic pedigree. This hybrid brings
together the famed Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC 1) and Stardawg—two elite cultivars
known for producing some of the finest cannabis on the market. MAC Dawg combines
the best traits of both parents, offering extreme resin production, exotic flavor, and
exceptionally potent effects. This strain takes the classic Stardawg to new heights,
delivering unmatched bag appeal that is sure to turn heads.

MAC Dawg brings together the sweet-and-sour aroma of MAC 1 with the funky fragrance
of Stardawg, creating a complex terpene profile that is one of a kind. This variety smells
of ripe lemon and cherry, mixed with pungent notes of skunk and petrol.

The strain is rich in terpenes and flavonoids and offers a robust flavor not easily
forgotten. This exceptional strain delights the senses with notes of citrus, cheese, and
cherries, coupled with savory flavors of diesel and pine. Its complex flavor pairs nicely
with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine.

Like its parents, MAC Dawg provides a stimulating but balanced high that awakens the
mind and soothes the body. This potent strain delivers a wave of bliss that typically
leaves users feeling happy and stress-free. MAC Dawg may also help to reduce general
discomfort and boost the appetite.

Strain Type: Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Lineage: [MAC 1] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Terpene Profile: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Focused, Euphoric, Giggly, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spicy/Herbal, Pepper, Citrus, Lime

Keywords: Nerolidol 2, alpha-Humulene, beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Linalool, Relaxed,
Focused, Euphoric, Citrus, Pine, Pepper, Citrus

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