Apple Kush

Horrible taste, amazing high! I'm floating on a very light cloud, getting shit done. My back keeps cracking and my shoulders have no tension. I highly recommend this if you suffer from any kind of pain; emotional as well. It helps with my ADHD and keeps me focused all day.

5 stars. 5 senses. 5 reasons. 1. Sight: it's Beautiful. light green, covered in crystals, goldish-tan hairs. a real treat to behold. 2. Smell: the BEST. this baby smells like sweet, green apples🍎 with a hint of diesel and earthiness. one of my favorite smelling strains. 3. Taste: very very good. 👍 sweet, pleasant, and a little flowery/earthy. some hits actually tasted like apple to me. the sour diesel parentage lets its offspring apple kush taste delightful. 4. Feel: the physical effects are nice- smooth, comfy relaxation takes place. a smile on my face. stress melts away and im prone to silliness. a little giggly, which means there is still some energetic qualities about this, too. 5. Sound: well; Apple Kush didn't actually speak to me (not LITERALLY, anyway), which I have mixed feelings about... lol. but while it didn't actually have a SOUND that I was able to appreciate, I WILL say that the NAME of this strain is a joy to me. Apple Kush just SOUNDS friendly, tasty, sweet, and delightful. doesnt it? i definitely recommend this strain to newbies and/or people like myself who stopped smoking for a long period of time due to anxiety accociated with smoking cannabis and/or PTSD symptoms. It works wonders for me; and I am VEEERRRYYY particular about which strains are compatible with me and dont send me into anxiety, paranoia, hyper vigilence and uncomfortable self-consciousness. Apple Kush is a delightful treat. bite into this apple when you get the chance!

When a reviewer starts out with an immediate first sentence disclaimer about anything there is good reason to be suspect. So that is why the second sentence seemed a little more laid back with the padding of the first line which in this case seems more concerning. Easy to put it off until the 3rd sentence to get that double layer of build up. Can you feel it? The tension building up for the most disclaimer-less claim that I am not making which is only brought up due to the nature of it sounding like a complaint. Not at all though, which is my disclaimer which will be addressed right after this explainer to my disclaimer that this reviewer is not a complainer. Well in this arena of ganja there is very little to complain about which is a huge draw because believe me there is an art form in being an opinionated bitch about all the little & fucking huge gaffs and flaws running formal circuit in the fabric of our lives that when thrown into the matrix of rude, dumb, and worse things we call society that my scorpio east coast pessomicynical soul which may I remind the audience inching closer to death every word typed then retyped a few minutes later because Leafly takes their reviewers so seriously that an accidental tap outside the review box erases everything. There is a silver lining though which of course there always is just to rain on my whining pity party which is my review is about to begin so somehow that means no time lost disclaiming just restating. And restating the fucking obvious at that, but my reader is smart so knew that =) Let's get official..... Drum roll please......... Disclaimer: This is not a complaint Apple Kush. Could have been more Apple. Could have been more Kush. Honestly the terps seemed to fight each other for a dank middle ground which was like sweet honeysuckles. Could specifically taste the Kush at times, but never got apple vibe. Having smoked Sour Apple which is clearly apple this was not that kind fruity tart. Yet very beautiful light taste to match the nice hued light green fluffy buds. Enjoyed Apple Kush as a mixer with both Hindu Kush and also Vortex which balanced out the sleepy aspects for day use. Not a really strong stone, but easily medicinal for social, pain, and knocking the boots or in this case apples off the tree this horny weed have you bumpin & grinding in. Apple Kush make yall want some tush, be warned. No disclaimer needed there.