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20:1 Happiest Self Sublingual Spray 100mg

10/16/2020
Vomit. Good freaking golly this stuff is hot garbage. If this is your first time using cannabis and or tinctures, beware. I use sometimes for systemic inflammation and don't want to mess my lungs up. So I gave this a whirl. I used as much as a toothpick dipped in it, barely anything and while I did "feel" high, it wouldn't stop. As a matter of fact I had a weed hangover for the next entire day. Felt like crap, couldn't get out of bed and was a zombie the next day. I can't imagine what it would have been like on a full dose. Probably a nightmare, brain melt/injury scenario. Steer clear. I don't know what they are using but I felt like there was a poor nute flush mixed with cannabis harvested when the trichomes were clear. BLECH.

The Novel Tree - Bellevue

11/15/2018
My review is of the Medical side. The recreational side is really nice. Reminds me of a micro brewery tasting room. The cannabis in that side is pretty standard. Lots of glass as well. Hopping over to the medical side I found myself in a completely different world. Cool art on the walls and two women were behind the front counter. They were both incredibly friendly. I said to them that it felt like I was in a completely different place than the other side. There wasn't even the regular cannabis smell that most of these places have. It was very very clean. They led me over to a consultation area and we chatted about what would help me the most. They said they are real sticklers about pesticides etc. While the prices were fair they definitely earned what they are priced at. I wish I knew that this place didn't require a medical card. And let me tell you they have everything medicinal in the truest sense of the word. I will be a regular here. It's that good.

Acapulco Gold - Premium Flower

12/28/2017
I've had this from several different vendors. Out of all them all, it seems to manifest the same qualities. Which is nice. Sometimes you will purchase a strain thinking it will be similar and it might lean heavier on the indicas etc. That said, this is my favorite strain next to chocolate thai. I love landrace strains. They are the mellowest, most manageable strains out there. As nature intended. The only downside is this can exhibit a little paranoia/fear when starting out but if you are prepped for it it is totally manageable. Great recreational strain.

Buffalo Bill

12/23/2016
Yeesh. Over rated. The main problem I had with this strain was that it was annoyingly heady and after the main rush came on, felt like a cat had crawled on my head and refused to leave. Very annoying and very long lasting head high. Think hours and hours. Not my idea of fun but it may be for you.

Chocolope

11/25/2016
Vaped a 1/4 bowl. Effects came on about 10 mins. Felt happy. Surprisingly it felt like a warm hug. Then full effects came on. Felt warmth around my lower back and mid-section...like the tension was releasing. Happy functional clean sativa. Did have a head effect but in the most indica of ways...not soaring at this low dose. Wanted it for mid-back, didn't work. But I feel warm, secure and happy. Less is more with this one..damn talk about a sweet spot.
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FocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Cotton Candy

10/22/2016
I've had this and have reviewed it before BUT I had to update as this stuff is AMAZEBALLS. Make sure you get the brand Trailblazin.net when you get this. I got mine at Maryjane in Kirkland, WA. Took my fav strain and raised it to new heights. Vaped and felt my molecules buzzing after a couple hits, then about 10-15 massive euphoria and giggles. Come down was wonderful and no stoney after-effects the next day. I need a truck load of this stuff.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyUplifted

Buffalo Bill

10/2/2016
Picked up a gram. The grower was Doc & Yeti. Nice strain, very heady at first, eurphoric and for a sativa, surprisingly worked on aches and pains in the body. Functional but I wouldn't drive the entire day you are consuming. Reminds me a lot of WhiteWidow because you have a buzz on for HOURS after the initial 2 hour euphoria stage. I like strains that last for a couple hours and taper off pretty fast with no "I've given myself a lobotomy..great." I'm still buzzed 9 hours after a small vaped bowl. Meh.
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ArousedEuphoricSleepy

GG4

6/7/2016
I think I found the perfect bud. This was in a pre-roll so it makes it easy to vape. Effects of happiness and slight euphoria come on in about 10 mins. Felt full body health and stress destroyed. Easily functional but you might be too happy about everything to not give it away during the day. The come down is a gentle ride on a slide that lasts for hours. This is an appetite stimulant so have lots of healthy veggies ready unless you want to gain weight. Next day after usage, no visible signs of glassy eye, crabbiness or other. Great bud.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

Star Buds - Kirkland

6/7/2016
This is the fast-food of cannabis on the Eastside. Easy parking, discreet locale. Nothing fancy but they do take care of you. They require you to show ID and they electronically scan it to verify age (I think a young person got in once and they got in trouble so they are super anal about it now) Overall the prices are really good with every once in a while an incredible deal. That said, they do sell "schwag in a bag" every once in a while. Schwag in a bag refers to super dry and crispy bud that has lots of stem and very little flower. This occurs because the growers aren't paying or willing to pay for good trimmers and put their bud into auto-trim machines which makes for very leafy bud. Sucks. Your gram might be half a gram of actual bud and the rest leaf. Vaping is harsh at times. Their website is not updated as well as it should be. A lot of items lately aren't even listed with prices and when they run out of your special bud and you drive over there, as is usual they just raise their hands in the air, and wave em' round like they just don't care. OK that said, they are super nice, incredibly helpful and very economical. I love this place and keep coming back probably more than I should. I just wish the quality was a bit higher but you get what you pay for.

Platinum Cookies

3/28/2016
I can usually find something wrong with any cannabis strain. But I sure as hell can't find anything wrong with this one. Perfect hybrid. Light effects started immediately making one think that "Oh shit did I take too much?" (let's come back to that later) But then steadily goes into a feeling of bliss, happiness and euphoria. Seems like a solid medical strain for tendon, joint, ligament pain. Really helped out with back pain and knee pain. The nugs were super tight and frosty, like a donut with icing. Good night since cannabis became legal in my state we usually get auto-trim schwag, really leafy crap. But this was definitely "fire". After about 2 hours still feeling really healthy and blissed. I was perfectly balanced, I could have listened to music, movies, video games and been fine or I could have gone to sleep. Fav strain of all time. Downside is dry mouth and eyes but no glassy eyes next day. Oh yeah, going back to the idea that I maybe took too much because effects came on pretty fast...I did only try a half of a normal dose as I would usually take so if I had a regular amount I would have been on Mt. Olympus for sure. Less is more with this one.
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ArousedEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted