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I find this strain interesting simply due to how strangely it's effects come on, you'll grind up the weirdly fluffy/crumbly buds, smoke it up and be treated to an unusual sweet-ish earthy flavor. It comes on pretty sneaky at first, giving you the happy floaty feeling of walking around in low-gravity, then at about the 30min mark you'll realize you can't even feel weight anymore and have an odd tugging sensation to your head, and here's where you get beamed up to the mothership for the next 3 hours. From there you'll spend the rest of your time in a spacey dreamlike haze where activities like drawing or playing some colorful platforming games really shine (can't go wrong with Ori and the Blind Forest or Rayman Legends). My only complaint about this strain is that due to it's fluffy nature you'll need to make sure to pack it REALLY tight in a vape, or else you'll be wasting precious oven space. But overall 9/10, come fly with me, it's hip, on the mothership.

Great strain for fun weekend mornings at home! Makes brushing your teeth and washing your hair near orgasmic experiences. Head high is really strong but doesn't get to the point where it feels like your face is shrinking in on itself, which is great for being able to focus on whatever you're doing. Talking can be a bit difficult, at least for me, as my mind wanders a lot from topic to topic, making maintaining a conversation an effort in futility. Anything with a good beat like pop or funk mixes well with this strain, Parliament's 'Mothership Connection' and Micheal Jackson's 'Off the Wall' get you grooving real good. My only complaint is that a lingering head fog stays around for quite a while after the high dissipates, but thats a VERY minor nitpick, because this strain rocks overall. 9.5/10, living life off the wall.

Unfortunately I have a 50/50 relationship with this strain as it's effect on me is a bit of a gamble. Most of the time it will yield a nice clear headed high with a very content and chipper feeling...but on other occasions I've had some pretty bad anxiety spikes and temple pressure that led to the dreaded 'sit down and ride it out' high. The taste is fantastic though, especially when vaped, because it straight up tastes and smells like tropical incense upon exhale! So in short, while the strain is obviously great when it works well with me, I mainly avoid it due to the possibility of a rough anxiety spike. But again, this is just me, my three roommates adore it and have never had the same results as me. 6/10, tasty and mellow but with the possibility of a painful poke, just like a pineapple!

A wonderful dreamlike head high paired with an immensely floaty feeling body high that locks you in place (I highly recommended just slipping into pajamas before toking because you WILL end up sprawled out somewhere cozy). Flavor is a bit odd with a sharp artificial grape aftertaste mixed with the strong flavor of pungent herb (think some really dank weed with a hint of grape laffy taffy). Relaxing music is a definite must for this strain as it compliments the 'floating in space' feeling you get, I'd recommend "Fresh Air" by Homeshake or "Joven Pirata" by Black Pool for some chill jams. 10/10, would stare at the stars for two hours again.

Felt like I was wearing the warmest most comfy hat in history. Took an hour to realize I was in fact wearing a beanie. Took off the beanie. The warm cozy hat was in fact not the beanie, but my head. 10/10, would invisible hat again.

Good strain that leads to a really REALLY energetic high, mixed with the clear headed cerebral effects of its parent plant (super silver haze, one of my favs). My only really complaint is that it made my entire body incredibly tingly- (like that pins-n-needles feeling when your arm falls asleep) -which wasn't particularly pleasant, but the energy spike made up for it! 8/10, does being energetic and feeling spikey make me a hedgehog?

Probably one of my favorite sativa strains simply due to the fact that it lets you be functional instead of being locked into a bag of potato chips for the next three hours. Yes, it is a fantastic strain for movies and munchies with friends since it allows you to think and talk coherently, that's for sure. But the main strength here is that you are alarmingly clear headed on your actions; you still have that nice tingly body high and uplifted giggly mood, but that 'tight head' sensation that couch locks you with most sativas is non-existent, allowing you to get. stuff. done. For a day off spent cleaning dishes and doing laundry, this strain is worth it's weight in gold. Makes even the most mundane chores fun when you turn on an album with good beats then get to work (highly recommend Mystery Skulls' "Forever" or Caravan Palace's "Robot Face <|°_°|>") Now, everything stated above is fine and dandy with it's woody citrus taste when smoked through a bong. But if you turn this into an edible prepare for the definition of 'Giggle Bush' to overtake your body. My roommate and I took turns playing Super Mario Odyssey after eating a batch of cookies we made...we have never laughed so much our lives. I couldn't breath from wheeze-laughing so violently as we stumbled our way through the game. 10/10, would wash dishes and kick Bowser's ass again.

One of my favorites since its well suited for anxiety and depression. Pulls and tastes great with a bong (like a berry), but was alarmingly harsh when I initially tried it in a pre-roll, so this is a water pipe exclusive for me. High is nice and mellow, always manages to wash away any stress and negative thoughts. Despite being sativa dominant, it doesn't cause any paranoia or jitters; just lulls your body into a nice dreamlike floatiness. Great for watching space documentaries or listening to music (Electric Octopus' "Driving Under The Influence Of Jams" pairs well with the spacey feeling. Daft Punk's "Discovery" is also a great contender). I also infused it in some coconut oil to make muffin edibles and it led to one of the craziest highs I've ever had, resulting in me standing in front of my bathroom mirror for an hour under the impression that I was controlling my reflection like puppet. 10/10, would puppet again.