Greasy Runtz strain

Heavy and hungry

Experienced smoker and this one hit harder than a few have in a long while!-I use more for medicinal purposes and this strain is a heavy hitter. Starts a bit heady and then relaxes the limbs in a wonderful warm blanket perfect for arthritis and dpression.

There are some things to unpack with this strain. 1. Across the US it is marketed as either Greasy Runtz or Slapz. 2. There appear to be (at least) two cuts of this strain that are grown - one is heavy in pine terps, the other has lemon candy terps. The cut of Greasy Runtz that I got has pure lemonhead terps with gas on the back end; sometimes the smell of the original Runtz comes through, it's a lovely and enjoyable nose. These are the stickiest nugs I've ever seen (not hyperbole), surely owing to the Gorilla Glue in its lineage, with full trichome coverage; I'm sure this would wash well. The smoke is the opposite of the nose - the lemon is more subtle but you taste the gas, and ever so often the delicious and unmistakable taste of the original Runtz strain comes through. The smoke is very expansive and it burns your throat going down; it cannot be overstated how expansive and heavy this smoke is, the water bong facilitates some gigantic hits to be taken in terms of total expanded smoke volume. The buzz is a strong indica-leaner but it's got a cerebral stony side as well, and when I go heavy with this one it hits my head and shoulders with a sledgehammer of heaviness and relaxation. It's nice but it can be overpowering, when that happens I just sit with the buzz for a minute and it's cool. If I sit back and close my eyes with this one, it quickly brings on what I call the "electric skullcap effect"; it's similar to the headband thing but it feels like I'm wearing a toboggan lightly pressing on my head while fingers of static electricity massage my brain, it's really quite remarkable. Sativas are my preference but this is my favorite indica hybrid on account of the electric skullcap, I hope you can enjoy that sometime! Christ Saves.

Sheloves420 here …. I really like this strain… picked up a couple from the dispo a couple weeks back and just got to smoking it. If you’re looking for a strain to motivate you throughout the day this strain is NOT it. It will make you wanna cuddle up on the couch with a blanket and get lost in videos / watching movies. Great strain if you’re planning on doing nothing on a stormy day/night. It is a good strain tho, enjoy it while you got it!

this strain is amazing

Wow this little lady hits hard! Super impressed with this one! I'm a pretty hea y smoker and this one sat me down for a while. In a nice way though, not too sleepy but in the perfect state of relaxation. Clear head, not foggy at all but rather in super deep thought. I feel a full on body high as well, almost tingles a bit. Also has a very pleasant after smoke taste that seems to linger when I exhale. This is top tier smoke for a night of gaming, movies or even reading a great book! Super relaxing but not too sleepy.

Probably one of my favorite strains I've had in a long time. I use to love runtz but kinda got bored with it with all the combinations but this made me fall back in love. It has the perfect sweet smell of runtz but a lot of gas at the end and it smokes the same way. Pretty heavy feeling but you can still be productive.

One of the best new (to me) strains I’ve tried in a while. Super relaxing, melts away anxiety and chronic pain. Smells and tastes great to boot. Sweet, and a little citrusy, almost like candied lemon. Midway through the high there is this lip tingling experience for me that is SO fun. I would give this more than 5 stars if I could.

Fantastic mood lifter, definitely a potent strain no matter where it’s found. Doesn’t do much by way of pain relief but definitely is great for after work, or before, with the right amount of coffee ☕️ The terpene profile is GOATED: Gassy, sweet, candy, and skunky lemon, but ⛽️ more than any Uplyfted cannabis co. in Michigan has this in flower, hash, and hash rosin. Don’t hesitate to buy this strain anywhere you find it, especially if you are a fan of Runtz or a classic Indica stone

Very nice looking buds. Great to smoke andcrelax during the day as well as at night. Definitely taste the rose and grape flavor. Can be overwhelming for beginners. Very nice inhale. Smooth. Took a half gram joint to the face. I’m definitely more chilled out than I was 10 minutes ago. I recommend this strain to try if you can find it.