Lost Cause

Harvested 4-17-24 by WPL Industries, branded KAI, Michigan. This is an entry into the 2024 High Times Michigan Cannabis Cup, Sativa Flower, People's Choice Awards. 29.72% ThC, 0.06% CBD, 3.185% Terps. Pine / lemon-ish citrus, evergreens, carribean jerk spice, vanilla dough. Hard dense buds, light green with sparce reddish hairs, powdery-sparkling trichomes. Tasted of pine smoke, tobacco, wood, right on the edge of a peppery-caryophyllene cough. Tastes a bit of burnt marshmallows on tongue, Mega-Euphoric....**Not For Beginners in my review. Not for driving, tingly, dizzy, very very pain relieving, stress free euphoria....float your pain away, very high quality pain relief, medicinal value here folks. World Class Sativa Hybrid.

I don’t typically write reviews, especially for weed as I understand that every part of smoking the Devil’s Lettuce is subjective and is going to vary based on your own experience, background, and source. With that being said, I’ll give y’all some necessary background knowledge. I was abused regularly for 27 years, so, naturally from that I have debilitating C-PTSD/OCD, on top of mental health issues that were most likely going to form into my adulthood anyway(Schizo). Clearly, I have to be careful with what I take. Weed has been amazing for taming my intrusive thoughts that happen without fail every other hour whether I’m triggered or not. It’s something I have to smoke every. Day. To feel any semblance of “normal,” I cannot turn off my fight or flight response on my own. Now, let’s get to Lost Cause, keeping all of that in mind: I hate this fucking strain with every fiber of my being. It takes two fully packed bowls of it to calm me down, even then the high lasts maybe half an hour, if i’m lucky, before I have to refresh the high again. I was gifted 66 grams so I’m stuck with my decision, but I’ll be brutally honest: if you do not have to smoke EVERY DAY, then this strain is probably amazing for you! It’s weak for me at 19% and severely dehydrated buds (it was a steal 🤷🏻 we have to do things different in the DMV). BUT I can see the benefits of this strain if you don’t need weed to get hungry, if you don’t need to be completely blitzed out of your mind to relax, if you just want a strain that feels like drinking a diet Coke instead of a regular, well Lost Cause is the strain for you, hence the 3 stars. It’s not a bad strain, it’s just not the strain for me.

Nice strain for even a connoisseur! Rolled a celebratory blunt and only got about a quarter of the way thru it before experiencing a head change. An hour later I'm still pain free and laughing with my young children over video games. I'm excited to go finish that blunt later once the wife and kids go to bed. I foresee some productivity in the studio tonight!