OMFG

with 27% THC this is a great relaxing strain for experienced users. the taste does make you think "omfg" as well as the high. it starts as a good head high and then before you know it your whole body is at ease. definitely a new go to for me. every review I write is after the first joint and during the second so I can explain the high and taste accurately!

So far, 5/5. I bought some yesterday and couldn’t give an honest review since I mixed it with having already smoked another strain in concentrate form earlier. Today I pulled a Sunday wake and bake. About a half of a bowl smoked out of a pretty small bong. The OMFG I purchased was cultuvated by Chronicseur Farms from somewhere in Michigan. It’s a 50/50 hybrid, which tested at 29.13% THC. Firstly, the nugs are very dense, sticky, not overly fragrant but maybe a little piney/citrusy, but SUPER frosty and a bright green color. Very pretty. I’d clean your grinder beforehand to catch some serious keef. Anyways, after I smoked some around 8 am, I put towels to the laundry, made breakfast (2 fried eggs and 2 slices of toast w/ S&P and chili crisp on top.. yw stoners). I switched the load to dry and I made a Target run, which went pretty smooth. If there were more people there I’d maybe been a little paranoid but I had a clear head and got everything I needed 🙏🏽 I even had enough wits about me to order a Starbucks grande iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso. It’s a valiant task for a 28 y/o male. Listening to I smoked almost the rest of the bowl when I came back. I’ll admit, I took the towels out of the dryer and interrupted the process to finish this review. I’m pretty cooked. Time to watch some Japanese baking ASMR on YouTube and fold towels.

Daily smoker here, always looking out for the strain that is going to provide the most symptom relief for my ADHD and PTSD. I just took a bong rip of this strain and I gotta tell ya... this checks all the boxes. It's yummy - very fruity! It's only been about 15 minutes since I smoked. Currently the effects are giving very balanced hybrid in the best way - I feel less tense AND YET not like jelly-muscles; I feel kinda silly/playful AND I am able to focus enough to not get completely disoriented watching guy's grocery games. I am excited to see where another bowl or two and a couple of hours take me. I think I might do some art in a sunny patch next to my cats. I'm glad I splurged and bought an oz!