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Cotton Candy

9/19/2019
Look: 4/5 Popcorn buds for the most part and a little bit of shake at the bottom of my ounce's bag. Bright light green color with orange hairs drenched in thick frosty full-headed mature trichomes. The trim job and the texture of the buds are perfect - not too moist, neither too dry. Aroma: One of the most interesting bouquet. Deeply sweet floral blueberry perfume along with that strong blueish lavender scent that punches your nostrils! Add some spices underneath and you got it! It smells so good that I would literally sink my nose into the jar all day long! Taste: What you smell is what you get! The aroma translates directly into the taste and it's delightful! A pleasant sweet berry lavender lingers and hangs in the air after your first toke. You can detect some skunkiness, but in a good way. High: Actually, there's two different phenotypes on the market. The first which is more Indica dominant and the latter is a more balanced hybrid which stands more towards the Sativa side. I got the last one. Relaxing, euphoric, creative and giggly. You can get some unfocused bliss during the high, but you stay alert and focused for the most part. Do not smoke it before bed, it caused me some jittery insomnia that might you end up staring your ceiling for a while! Really potent, I have to admit. Gets you rid of any anxious depressive thoughts and any kind of aches/pains promptly. I do recommend! Acquired from RocketChronic
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Gelato

7/23/2019
Pungent skunky sweet orange/clementine aroma with mild earthy/berry undertones. The high is clearly more Indica dominant. It says 55%/45% Indica but it feels way more like a 70/30 Indica. -Intense head high for the first 35 minutes then it mellows out for the entire experience - tranquil pain-free beatitude along dreamy focused blissful happiness. Most of the trichomes are golden amber. -Fast-acting head-high and it can be overwhelming for users not accustomed from a high THC strain. Makes you feel talkative, strongly giggly/euphoric and really uplifted for the first 35 min - at least for me! Excacerbate sights and sounds -you feel in symbiosis with your entire surroundings. Strong time-dilation - hours seem minutes. -The second wave of effects are alert, not foggy in your mind at all. Mid couch-lock and really effective for pain and anxiety but it's a soothing/friendly high for the most part. It's a long-lasting one though. Expect to be medicated for 3 hours and more. -Expect to have a good invigorating sleep. Strongly recommended to any lovers of strong citrus/orange flavours and well-balanced roller-coasters! Acquired from RocketChronic
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

OG Skunk

7/20/2019
Look : 3,75/5 Big dense dark green buds with some strikes of purple here and there. A bit leafy but really sticky – nice layer of covering trichomes. My half-ounce was consisting of maybe 7-8 buds. Typical Kush calyx structure. Aroma: 5/5 Strong nose on this one. The most pungent strain I’ve came across in a while. Beware: It stinks up my whole room within second with its skunky, fragrant, diesel/fuel stench. A really thick perfume that can be scent from a mile away. Some sour citrus/lemon is detected as well. Taste: 4/5 This is not the greatest of taste, but it’s still enjoyable and not bad at all. Sour citric lemon invades the palate at first, then upon the exhale, a sweet earthy/woody bouquet came underneath. The acrid skunky terpenes don’t fully translate in the taste that much but are there. When combusted, it leaves in its wake its full organoleptic properties, so discretion is a hard task on this one. High: 5/5 Quick acting high – 5min after consumption – it delivers an uplifting high that soars for approximatively 60min. Strongly euphoric/giggly, – all strains make me feel giddy and very silly with long stretch of laughter whatsoever- it definitely gets you rid of any negatives thoughts and low mood. Motivating, social and energetic, it kicks you in the ass to get you up and doing something or be with friends. Clear headed-high with focus. Then the Indica side starts to appear really promptly after an hour. Strong analgesic/anti-inflammatory properties. I can’t barely feel my face, upper torso, arms, legs and feet. They were totally numb. I was deeply drenched in relaxation and utterly at ease and focused. My whole mind and body was in a warm blissful and pain-free cocoon. Nothing on Earth could have made me feel any better or bother me in any way. No couch-lock. The high subsides slowly and cradling you into deep slumber. Deep restorative sleep. High duration: At least 3-5 hours. Pretty effective for anxiety, chronic stress, pain, insomnia and stubborn cases of depression. Overall an excellent medical/recreational strain. Acquired from RocketChronic
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Purple Rhino

3/17/2019
Purple Rhino relaxes both mind and body with his effective abilities to wrap you in a warm blissful and pain-free shield. A mellow euphoric buzz along with a focused head high crowned by a heavy narcotic sleepy stone at the end. It crushes your anxiety and worries right away! Good for pain and insomnia related issues. Nice sweet sour skunky blueberry/lemony creamy taste! When burnt, it leaves in its wake a pungent sweet blueberry/citrus/pine/skunk and almost diesel fuel perfume who permeates your whole room for a long while! Discretion is advised because this strain stinks a lot! Acquired from Rocket Chronic
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Blue Heron

12/27/2018
LOOK: 3/5 -This isn’t by any means the most prettiest flower I’ve came accross – mostly frosty dark green and blue hued popcorn nugs. A bit dry. I might ended up on the very last bits of the batch. AROMA: 5/5 -A sweet bouquet of lemon/berry with floral earthiness. An unique appealing fragrance who hangs up in the air way long after the jar's lid is cracked - deeply sweet and lemony! TASTE: 5/5 -Not harsh at all, white ash. The lemony zest flavor is quite prominent as well as the blueberry one and both are blended perfectly with a sweet floral earthy undertones. HIGH: 5/5 -Extremely relaxing/anxiolytic at first. A deep bursting sense of warmness promptly invaded my legs, abdomen, neck/spine and finally my head in a quick pain-free blissful tide. Very pleasurable. Kinda of a narcotic morphine body high. Then the Sativa's uplifting properties came soon after – strongly euphoric and giggly, making me talkative, focused and clear-headed. The body high and the head high are in both symbiosis/duality during the entirety of the experience and came back and forth suddently out of nowhere in successive waves. Long-lasting and evenly balanced high! Amazing strain and I definitely recommend for those who like a unique and symmetrical high along a rich aroma/taste! Acquired from Rocket Chronic
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Snow White

12/27/2018
The onset of the high is really quick and packs a punch - thanks to it's White Widow lineage. Buds are big, round and chunky, light-green with slight purple hues and covered with so much snow that they appear completely white - hence the name. The strongest strain I got so far and I won't be mistaken if the THC is way over 20%. Really heady, euphoric/giggly at first and maybe a bit speedy - in a good way and absent of any anxiousness. Then, in 10 min, after all these maelström goodness, all worries are wipped away and you feel deeply relaxed, alert, focused, without couch-lock. No munchies have been noticed. The smell/taste of it is so unique: sweet earthy, peppery, minty/green tea aroma-like melted in chocolate and citrus undertones all wrapped together. Reminds me of Cookies phenotypes strains pretty much. I've never encountered a strain with such a great smell who's flavored almost exactly the same! I definetely recommend for sure! Be warned, this strain is overly potent, so tritates your dosage!
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Blue Cheese

9/20/2018
The smell is as soon as I lift the jar's lid radiates something funky. Pungent skunky earthy sweet cheese with citrus undertones. After 4 months of curing, the cheese aroma has diminished to a more citrusy one. The taste is somehow different. A spicy cheesy sweetness fragrance invades the mouth when inhaling. On the exhale, a heavy creamy and vanilled blueberry perfume comes instantly on the palate and lingers on the tongue, mouth and lips for a long while. Effects: Relaxing, Happy, Euphoric, Giggly, Uplifted, Sleepy, Painkilling properties, Cerebral. It helps for those who have mental conditions such as: anxiety disorders, PTSD, depression, insomnia-related to stress. Buds: Big to medium dark green chunky shaped buds with purple hues and few orange hairs - thanks to its blueberry genetic! Overall, a great incense-like of sweet smooth berry smoke. Look: 4/5 Aroma: 4.5/5 Taste: 5/5 High: 5/5 From seshcanna in the great Okanagan Valley
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

Northern Lights

5/20/2018
The high is AMAZING! – It hits you like a train with the heavy anxiolytic/numbing body stone from head to toes. It exacerbates your senses as well - thanks to its mild psychedelics properties. If you drink cold water you will feel it rides down through your throat and chest like a cold waterfall. Same if you spill it on your skin, but instead it feels like an iceberg. I experienced some closed-eyes visuals but nothing that intense to talk about it any further. Heavy limbs and serious cotton mouth case are thse downsides. In small dosage though, the sativa trait of Thai uplift you and get you focused. What's standout the most is the euphoria. Bursts of laughter/giggles for no reason during 45min+! Despite the sedative effect, it isn't debilitating at all and your mind is clear and not confuse. Don't over do it because as many other strains side effects, it is gonna skyrocket your anxiety/paranoia level at worse. Avoid drinking alcohol while you are consuming it because it causes the same indesirable side effects as mentionned above. Aromas from the jar - 4 weeks of curing- radiate a powerful sour citrusy skunk smell who fills my entire room within few seconds as well as the classic spicy/earthy NL perfume; The taste are much better – sweet spicy/earthy smoke with undertones of pine and citrus upon the exhale;
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted