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Sherbert

5/14/2018
got a couple batches of Sherb recently. my first encounter with it, i can see why the westcoast hypes up the Sherb/Gelato fam. neither disappoint. it always has a sharp pungent minty-orange sherbet smell and taste with undertone of skuny dankness. the high is strong. i smoke alot,atleast 1.5gs of flower and 5-6 dabs a day(baseline) and this shit will still have me lifted off 1 bowl pack. great pain killer
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Maui

4/24/2018
i got an oz of Maui yesterday, first thing you notice is the amazing smell that truly reminds you of a tropical island. sweet and sour sharp pungent fruityness, but after breaking the nugs up, a sharp biting diesel smell comes out(reminds me of Chemdawg or Hogsbreath). The combo of pungent tropical fruit and deathly weed B.O is really unique and awsome. The tastes mirrors the smell,starting fruity and finishing with the diesel. The flowers were bright green with either pink or fire red hairs and lots of trichs, denser than i would have guessed. The high takes a minute to kick in, alot of people would write it off as weak too quickly. but after 5mins or so it becomes very head heavy, your body gets tingly but no weight at all to the high,which is great for daytime. no fear of couchlock no matter how much you smoke,but in high doses brain fog kicks in and its hard to focus. diddnt have trouble sleeping after smokin it all night and never felt jittery. one of the best daytime strains ive ever smoked, super functional and enjoyable, and the flavor profile is one of my favs now.
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Dynamite

4/18/2018
just got a couple ozs of Dynamite aka Grapefruit F4 . it stays true to the BC Grapefruit, smell is a fruity-grapefruit candy smell and the taste is similar with an earthy spicy twist. the high is not gonna be over powering to heavy smokers, nice calm indica that would be good for daytime. for people with less tolerance i could see this couchlocking them. the strain is above average in all aspects but not potent or unique enough to hang in a connesieurs market, but definetly has a place in the black market because of the easy grow and high yeild.
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Gelato

4/10/2018
i got a oz of gelato yesterday, shipped from bay area. philly has a bunch of fake gelato goin around right now. so when i smelled it i was happy it matched everything i had been hearing about. really reminded me of orange sherbet on the smell/aroma, super pungent and deserty. The taste was slightly differnt, still had the overall "sherbet" flav to it but with alot more skunky/kushy/cookie funk and sharp pungent acrid lemon, one of those u wanna keep smoking just for the taste. then lump on the best high ive ever experienced.. literally. heavy powerful high that doesnt induce couchlock or sleep until you decide to lay down. if your active it will work with you, if your chilling it will chill with you lol. i am disappointed by popular strains ALOT, but this ish deserves the hype, buds are beautiful,even though my batch almost no purple in it(fine by me,purple is so 2005). berner andbthe cookie fam crew bred an all time classic, this is the next big strain joining OG Kush, Chemdawg,Sour Diesel, GSC as names everyone knows
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Supernova

3/23/2018
i got a half zip of this from my boy. who ever grew it didnt trim any of the littlenleaves on the bud, making it look kinda trashy at 1st. but the smell is outrageous. super pungent citrusy sweet smell and the flavor was the same but slightly mosre harsh, most like from all the little leaves i diddnt feel like picking off. the high is very nice, definetly a solid mid day strain. PS trim your freakin bud you bums.
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Triple Diesel

3/9/2018
i love all Sour Diesel, but most of its crosses suck outside of a select few. Triple Diesel made that list when i got an oz of it last night. despite NYC+Strawberry Diesel in the genes, no fruityness, just strait gas. keroseney/diesel and pepper smell cuts through everything. The flavor matches it exactly. Super pungent as well. The high really can go either way depending on dose. Small amounts and its a great functional sativa high that keeps your very uplifted and calm. Smoke alot,and this is where people say the "indica" kicks in, but this couclock is induced by extremly cerebral domination, not a body melt like indicas usually do. Its almost psycadelic, definetly drifting off,daydreaming ect. extremly unique, i definetly reccomend
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Monster Cookies

3/3/2018
just got an oz of monster cookies. they lookexactly like alot of the legit pics, the thicky knobby structure, covered in trichs with dark purple streaks throughout it. maybe this is a kush leaning pheno, because the smell is very kushy, but differnt at the same time. earthy kushy but with a sweet twist, not the gdp cold-grape taste though. still its very enjoyable, definetly dank and sticks in my nose forever. very potent, probably good for pain and sleep. i smoked a nice joint and was happy to not get couch locked. not yet anyway. very happy with it.
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Blue Knight

2/12/2018
Got a oz of this and love it. Was mostly green with red hairs with, not much blue or purp to it with furry milky trichs. Smell is pungent blueberry/vanilla haze(sandlewood). very nice. definetly strong/heavy. not gonna be productive after smoking this.
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Red Dragon

2/12/2018
We get this shipped from some dispensary in oregon. they have trouble selling it cuz its a little stemmy but the bud is amazing. bright green and purplr with red hairs covered furry trichs from top to bottom. the smell is a grape candy haze with a slight kushyness to it.and its thick and distinct. one you will always remember. not a knock out punch. perfect daytime, or even everyday strain. not great to smoke right before bed. (i find i can sleep from sativas aslong as i have an hr or 2 before i goto sleep though)
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Sour Kush

5/18/2017
The true Sour Kush strain is just a headband cline reversed or something like that ive heard. obviously this name gets tossed around alot,but if its true SK/Headband, its got a 50/50 split of SourD/OG in almost everything from look to smell/flavor and even the high. just beware of knockoffs, especially in non legal states, the mix of fuel/kush is unmistakable and distinct. even if u havent smoked it,if you have experience with OG/Sour you will pick up on it.