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Real time review! This tastes like fabric softener - ugh. But, I was anxiety-ridden and practically falling asleep and after vaping this I'm more awake, mellowed out, and my stomach feels better.

Bizarre. This strain had me hallucinating so badly that for a second I had to remind myself I was not a panther! Gave me pretty good couch lock, but I don't like feeling mentally wigged out like that, so I'm not sure the couch lock was worth it.

This worked pretty well for RLS, and I've used it several times. But it doesn't always last for the whole night, which is a bummer. Smells good, but doesn't taste like bubblegum.

Why did I wait so long to try this? Smells and tastes really good - this is the only vape I've ever actually enjoyed the flavor of. Nice effect, calming yet energetic, smooth up and down. Love it.

Good for sleeping, decent control for restless legs but not great. They were a little tingly, which isn't something an RLS sufferer wants! Something about it just opens the mind, music sounds amazing, and really large, abstract concepts can be thought about without seeming overwhelming.

Who said stoners are dumb? This stuff made me eloquent! I said I didn't think I could "ascertain my position on the dimensional plane" while using this. And I couldn't, it totally messed up my perception. If I shut my eyes I couldn't tell where people were around me, or where sounds originated, which was very off-putting. It smells okay, tastes like old dirty cinnamon on a mushroom. Slight mood uplift, but gave me a small headache as well. My intestines felt hot, not like I-had-Indian-food-where's-the-bathroom, but like the opposite of if you have a bad scare and your gut feels like it turns to ice. It also made my legs super twitchy. So, for anyone with RLS, I don't recommend it. For others, might be interesting, as long as you don't mind not knowing where you are on the dimensional plane.

This worked at night for me, helped me sleep. It relaxed me and gave decent couch lock. Tasted like soapy cinnamon Christmas tree.

I like this one. It really does taste like tangerine, although a dirty one. Although it's a sativa, I used it at night and it helped me sleep! Decent control of my RLS, but hard to maintain a train of thought. I haven't tried during the day yet.

I visited Alaska and tried some cannabis that I didn't know the name of. It completely eliminated the pain in my knee. I visited Las Vegas this weekend and found this MTF....same effects! The only strain to ever get rid of my knee pain, and uplifting as well. LOVE IT.

Skunkiest smelling strain I've used so far. Bad smell, bad taste, good sleep! Decent leg control, some late-night creativity but not enough to hinder falling sleep. And I was in a good mood the following morning. Tried it a few times now, and once it enhanced the flavor of my food.