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Recent Reviews15 total

Critical Mass

4/19/2018
Instand pain relief- numbs the mind and body. Not very focused enough to be sociable (it'll make you forget what you were saying like a narcotic). Great for grounding with adhd and ptsd (but not in public). Royal queen critical used to have a chilled psychedelic mind high zenith but they bred it out over the past few years so I don't like it so much now except for medical. It'll slow you down and give you great night sleep- you'll wake up the next day feeling like a million bucks.
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Skunk Haze

1/24/2016
It had some good clear headed energy from the sativa side but didn't have that sativa Euphoric head high that people want. Had some pain relief from the front right cerebral cortex overide switch but seriously no heavy handed pleasure whatsoever as the ratio of multiple cannabiniods wasn't precise enough to stimulate the top middle brain area involved in pleasure/pain sensory input (no body buzz here whatsoever which was disappointing). Definitely need to add ibuprophen if your a pain patient. Not the most relaxing strain or the most Euphoric so really more of a purely medicinal strain for beginners that are still afraid to actually get super high lol I gave it 4 stars because it will do for medical in a pinch if you have enough of it but no where near top shelf euphoric strains like death star or El dorado..
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Red Dragon

11/22/2015
A very cool learning experience. This strain can get you higher than Pink Floyd if combined with a meditative peaceful state of mind. Its great for dealing with stress after work: if by nature your work is left brain intensive than I could see how this could be very distracting. This is more of a close your eyes and have a spiritual experience type of high: really more of my right brain was being flooded with dopamine and serotonin than my left... Not as visually crisp as some sativas (definitely not flooding enough of the regions of the brain involved in certain aspects of active visual focus) nor does it have much of a body buzz (not flooding some of the regions of the brain involved in body sensory input) although it does have heavy handed pain relief and a relaxing type of euphoria. This wont necessarily put you to sleep so id call it a hybrid too. Great for making love : definitely the red dragon is a love dragon.
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Cinderella 99

10/2/2015
:D. Well, this bud has a clear invigorating sativa leaning high and is also great for pain at the same time: it doesn't get much better for daytime medicine! Just make sure its Female seeds version (actually smells like pineapple/grapefruit/mango) and dried then cured for at least 3 weeks.. Not the most psychedelic in the world but it has real deal landrace sativa type medical benefits though and it breaks through the tolerance threshold for all day medical use. Fixed my fibromyalgia pretty quick but if you need to go to work combine this with 4 ibuprophen to prevent inflammation in a certain region of the brain that most non-pure-landrace-sativa-strains cause(this will help keep you more focused as research has already shown). Ok so the holidays are on their way and there are alot of people in post surgical type pain out there so I decided to test if c99 w/ibuprophen could treat this type of pain.. And so I smoked a bowl and then kicked my vacuum. I didn't do it for me, I kicked my vacuum for all of you.. So I actually just kicked the vacuum really hard barefoot, :/, and honestly.. I couldn't feel a thing! Merry Christmas planet Earth ;)
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Liberty Haze

9/28/2015
Hm well its not bad for beginners but its easy to build a tolerance to this as its really not the most potent bud out there. But overall a nice 60/40 indica leaning hybrid. Has a paradoxical energetic couchlock, so dont plan on actually doing anything for the next hour or so.. Makes ADD worse so not the greatest for medical although it is a relatively clear up high compared to some of the indica hybrids out there.. Hm. I just cant give this 5 stars I thought their LSD strain was better for medical use ironically.. Too ADDesc to watch a movie although It was pretty good for sitting around blasting club music and staring at the table in a haze of perplexing upbeat thoughts.. This isnt quite strong enough on the sativa side to be called a "next level high" but somewhat close if you have enough of it.. Just smoked a large bowl right now: It gives you that type of feeling after you just ran a marathon or something and your super exhausted yet stimulated and euphoric as you reach for that cold water bottle someone just handed you and gulp it down like its made out of refreshing liquid gold..But really you just want to sit around: its an exhausting kind of stimulation..
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White Berry

9/14/2015
Too easy to build a tolerance to this for it to be an all day smoke but it is an intense effect at first. I like their spoetnik #1 alot better than this for its better and more pleasurable medicinal effects.. This strain can be super trippy if you go to bed and dream on it: thats all I have to say.. Paranoid.
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Ice Cream

9/14/2015
I liked their spoetnik #1 alot better than this. I though the medicinal effects coming from this were awful.
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Belladonna

9/14/2015
Eh it wasnt the best in the world. I like their spoetnik #1 alot better than this: belladonna just didn't do it medicinally for me. The high was pretty trippy, but really not the most pleasurable effects. It brings with it a kind of prime evil bio sludge feel to the high and it does somewhat effect visual observations but its really a creepy type of high in my opinion and not very sativa leaning at all. I'd say the effect was more like 60/40 indica leaning hybrid but without the indica body relaxation or the sativa euphoria thats normally in a 60/40 indica leaning hybrid strain like Critical, for example. This is probably due to the fact that there arent alot of THC crystals on the outside of belladonna in comparison to some of the strains ive seen..
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Blue Cheese

6/28/2015
It was a pretty joyous physical head high but I quickly built a tolerance to this and now it just puts me to sleep. This just isn't my favorite Indica but its better than 50% of the other strains I've tried. Definitely not an all day smoke more of an evening of fun once a month kind of recreational strain. I liked their LSD strain alot better than this one for medical. This really smelled like blue cheese though mixed with sugar which was kind of cool. Maybe theres a more hybrid pheno out there but the one i tried was just way too Indica leaning.
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Mexican

6/25/2015
I tried Nirvanas El Dorado version of a Mexican Sativa backcross and it was one of the best strains I have ever seen. The high is the perfect mix of relaxing and energetic with extreme heavenly euphoria and absolutely no paranoia whatsoever. Amazing visual crispness and clarity that makes you just want to stare at your shiny cell phone app or go out and explore nature. Good social high. This is one of the best medical effects I've seen for both pain and psych meds. No physical buzz but a little indica relaxation undershadowing the powerfull sativa effects which makes for a great relaxing yet invigorating massage day or alternatively for an exciting adventure: this strain is great for any occation. Great strain that really eliminates any negativity or anger issues and treats many different medical conditions simultaneously in comparison to the hundred or so other strains that I have tried that really can't do it all like el dorado can. The only downside to this strain is that it starts out with a perfect sativa high but the more you smoke the more relaxing it becomes to the point where if you smoke alot you just get too relaxed. But at moderate and low dosages its a really energetic and perfectly magical sativa leaning high which is great because your jar will last alot longer. Ive never tried this strain with seeds in it so I don't know about all that but like the other reviewer said the sensimilla version is top shelf.
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