“this isn't the original cheese, or even the one favoured by the exodus collective, which remains 'clone only' to this day.
the real deal has a taste as strong as the smell, and it's the fruitiest thing this side of blueberry, but considerably more potent and so deserves respect; it's caused more 'whiteys' than any other strain in the uk, and takes a while to get used to.
the biggest problem is that funky sme...”
“You're hiking up a mountain. Things start to look cooler as you continue to ascend since you can see further than you've ever before. Your head starts to feel a little different due to the change in air pressure. But when you finally reach the top, an indescribable, awe-inspiring view smacks you in the face. You sit down to bask in and respect it's glory. Your muscles relax and a smile spreads across your face. You l...”