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10 Secret Cannabis Containers That Will Truly Hide Your Stash

November 16, 2017
(Courtesy of Secret Storage Books)
Is there any better feeling than doing something sneaky and getting away with it? The answer is no. So when it comes to your cannabis, it’s always nice when you can hide it in plain sight and know that people have NO idea. Because of that, I’ve compiled a list of 10 places to hide your stash and be in complete stealth mode. Check it.

Smuggler Belts

(Courtesy of Duluth Trading)

Smuggler Belts are dope (no pun intended) because you can walk around with that eighth on you, and still get a fit off with no one being any the wiser. Imagine rocking it out to the bars one night and someone being like, “Man, I wish I had a joint right now” and you snatch your belt off like Pootie Tang and pull a joint out of the back stitching.

Stash Underwear

(Courtesy of iHeartRaves)

Stash pockets are the wave. You can grab a stash-pocket hat or a stash-pocket hoodie, but these stash-pocket underwear are the future. If you think I’m not copping these for Coachella 2018 then you are sadly mistaken. Only way someone’s catching you with these is if they walk up and grab your crotch, but then you get to claim that’s all you (and not a sack of cannabis), so it’s a win-win.

Lipstick Pipe

(Courtesy of BadAssGlass.com)

Oh, you thought this list was gonna be all about men-type stuff? Nah, son. Ladies is pimps too. This lipstick pipe is perfect for the on-the-go woman who wants to keep her cannabis on deck, but not have it be obvious. Or for the on-the-go man who likes to feel pretty and witty and gay. Ya boy is very gender-fluid over here.

Fake Tampon Doob Tubes

(Courtesy of Amazon)

I REPEAT: LADIES IS PIMPS TOO. We all know how weird dude-bros get at the sight of tampons, so if a woman wants to hide her goods, these are perfect. Twist your joints, throw ‘em in these, and continue to outsmart us one time-of-the-month at a time.

Pitch-N-Puff Combo Pack

(Leafly)

Listed it on my recent broiest items list too, but it’s also very applicable to this one. The Pitch-N-Puff hollow golf ball and tee one-hitter combo is one of the smoothest and sneakiest way to hide your cannabis in plain sight. Literally not a single person would take a second look at either item (unless they were closely examining them like a super-narc) and think, “Oh yeah, there’s a gram of Blue Dream in there.”

The Cigarette One-Hitter

(Courtesy of MarijuanaPackaging.com)

The one-hitter, especially when complete with a dugout, is one of the most common, yet still most stealthy ways to hit a little smokey-smoke on the go. Pull out, light it up like a cig, then put it right back in your pocket before anyone notices.

Fake/Hollow Bible

(Courtesy of Secret Storage Books)

Books with hollow centers are a must-have if you’re talking about hiding your cannabis in plain sight. And though you can pick any ol’ book to do so, Bibles are perfect because people don’t ever really open those. No offense. I’ve seen Bibles collect so much dust on so many tabletops, so you’re good.

Fake Soda Stash Can

(Courtesy of MarijuanaPackaging.com)

These come in multiple forms as far as cans, bottles, and so on. The point for all of them is the same: a hollowed-out soda container is something no one will think twice about. Toss a bag of that green goodness in the middle, sit in on the coffee table, and then smile to yourself about the fact that people have no clue that you’re loaded up and ready to smoke at any moment. For added safety, find one of a soda that no one ever drinks. You know, like Mountain Dew.

Urban Wraps Rolling Papers

(Courtesy of Amazon)

Rolling papers that look like cigarettes. Enough said.

EZPipe Discreet Lighter Pipe

 

(Courtesy of EZPipe)

And for the best item on this list, we’ve got the EZPipe. Basically, it’s a dugout with a built-in pipe, complete with a lighter holder that puts the flame right at the top of the dugout. That make sense? If not, just know that with this, you can flip out a little pipe, light your lighter, and get a nice hitski before sliding it right back into your pocket. Hit one of these, exhale, then smirk to yourself as people try to figure out where the smell is coming from.

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Dante Jordan is a Content Associate for Leafly, where he specializes in creating topics pertaining to cannabis products, strains, and dispensaries. He also manages the Leafly strain database.

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  • Matthew Merwin

    I did all that when I was 13… I’m 35 now. I appreciate ur concern… But…??

    • ThePrufessa

      If you have no need to hide your stash then this article is not meant for you. Stop acting like you’re the only person on this planet that smokes weed that one should consider before they write an article.

      • Tommy Jenkins

        If you are a stoner just puffing away for the hell of it, I can see your point. But if you are anything like those of us who have brought this movement to a legitimate medicine front where it is today, then hiding it makes it appear to be bad and unworthy. These hiding chambers are gimmicks that were around decades ago for old time stoners. Haven’t you ever been to a medical marijuana dispensary? If your local area doesn’t have MMJ, maybe you should get involved and make it happen where you live instead of keeping it in the “dark ages”.

      • Cecil Memmers

        You’re awesome.

    • Tommy Jenkins

      Seriously Matt, I’m with you on that. What year is it? WTF cares anymore. Look who the president is. Anyone can lie their way out of anything these days. He’s setting an example for us all to follow. Nobody saw me, you can’t prove it, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

      • Cecil Memmers

        How full of sheet are you? To the top of your head to the tip of your toes. Try smoking a joint in Texas. You’ll be in prison faster than you can say ”munchies.” Where it’s not legal, it’s NOT LEGAL. Before it was legal in NV, cops took you to jail. End of story. They didn’t look the other way. They didn’t ignore pot. They would arrest you for it.

        ”Anyone can lie their way out of anything these days.” — Sure, if you have $$$$$$$$. Which I doubt you do. Otherwise, jail. Jesus. Don’t you get it yet???

        • Tommy Jenkins

          Cecil – move away from Texas or any other state you don’t like. Is someone holding a gun to your head to stay???? Maybe….called the G.O.P. Open you’re fkn eyes! Vote correctly if you are old enough! Organize punk! do something other than ridicule me just because I live in a state that has MMJ. I helped vote it in.

          • ThePrufessa

            This has nothing to do with what Cecil said. She’s speaking in present terms. As in WHAT’S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!

            Would we like to see change in the anti marijuana laws? Of course we would. Everyone agrees they’re beyond ridiculous.

            But you’re taking this way beyond where it needs to go. This conversation isn’t about changing weed laws. It’s about hiding your stash. And Cecil was only telling things the way they are RIGHT NOW. All that nonsense you said about voting in change, take it to the local newspaper comments section.

        • Tommy Jenkins

          Cecil, also not a good idea to point out that you are breaking the law either. I am a medical marijuana card holder, so it doesn’t bother me what kind of “sheet” you say. You are wrong, I do get it. But YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE LAWS. The won’t change themselves unless people unite to demand them be changed. Get off my ass while you get off your own and do something positive.

          • Molly Swipas

            I did. I voted in the last election and our weed is TOTALLY legal in my state, both medicinal and recreational. I can buy an ounce a day, legally. Selection of over 200 strains. I’m a happy girl. So kiss my higher than sheet ass. You piece of garbage. 🙂

          • Tommy Jenkins

            Molly, why are you calling me a piece of garbage? You did exactly what I suggested everyone do. Vote. Your’re happy now. so why am i a piece of garbage? Check out yourself in the mirror sometime and see what trash really looks like.

      • ThePrufessa

        This has absolutely nothing to do with hiding your weed stash. Not everybody is hiding it from the police. Some people just want to keep it hidden from people in their house. Or keep a convenient place to keep it while out and about without everyone knowing their business.

        • Nely420

          No kidding, went way south, real quick.

          • Kristofor Gullickson

            Agreed……🙉🙈🙊

        • justadbeer

          right! Like hiding it from your kid, or him hiding his from me (it’s soooo much fun having older kids you can drink beer and smoke with)

        • Tommy Jenkins

          But you don’t have to buy a stupid container. Put it away like an adult and not some fad seeking geek. Grow up!

          • ThePrufessa

            If YOU don’t want the container then it’s simple. DON’T BUY ONE!

            First of all, not everyone reading this article is a full grown adult dummy. There are plenty of college and high school students that will always need clever ways to his their stash.

            But all of that is a moot point anyways.

            What does your age have to do with wanting clever places to hide your weed stash? I know plenty of grown people that keep secret stash spots. I know grandparents that keep it hidden from all the kids running they their homes.

            You’re NOT the only person on the planet. The weed smoking universe DOES NOT revolve around your smoking habits.

          • Tommy Jenkins

            Obviously I am speaking with a “young” mind that has yet to mature and see the whole picture rather than just his back yard. The world is changing NOW! Strike when the iron is hot, don’t’ keep things hidden. Speak out in numbers, sign petitions, start drives! I do not believe consuming marijuana is healthy for young minds. In fact, it has been proven, so in your own words, these products are being peddled to promote illegal use for the under aged. That is not smart. There is a disclaimer on leafly that specifically states you must be 18 or older. So I’m really not sure why you are reaming me. An adult with intelligence should be able to keep their medicine put away from their young children. If it’s teens they are trying to hide it from, they have problem teens – and as you graciously pointed out, teens read these articles. It’s has nothing to do with these OLD style containers. A gimmick is a gimmick. Anyone over 30 knows this is a gimmick that is specifically for hiding illegal substance from their parents or police. IT DOESN’T WORK. WHAT PART OF THEY HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES THAT YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND. POLICE AND PARENTS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES TOO. THEY “TRAIN” FOR THIS IN POLICE AND SHERIFF DEPARTMENTS! (WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS? – HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN THE THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I MIGHT BE WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT?) A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED. go ahead and buy this, it’s just going to collect dust or get confiscated eventually. Apologies to all that posted – this argument was brought about by one person, named ThePrufessa. But please, before you spend your hard earned money on trinkets, look for real solutions and not easy fixes that never worked 40 or so years ago. BTW, they used to make STP cans and beer bottles, WD-40 cans, anything you could think of for stashing. The police know them all, and your teens do too. I promise.

    • ThePrufessa

      If you appreciated their concern you would not have left this stupid pointless comment. Nobody cares what you did when you were 13.

      • Tommy Jenkins

        The Prufessa – you need to keep your comments to yourself. you’re not contributing anything but negative energy. You need to go chill if it’s legal where you are.. If not, then I suggest you move somewhere that it is. You need medication man>

  • Hannah Africa

    Dante Jordan those are some interesting products. Saving this to favorites so I can remember to purchase a few. Honestly though I wanted to say that you’re extremely sexy. 😉

    • Ludo Tack

      Who is Dante Jordan?

      • Larry D.

        Sounds like a 2m tall basketball player! 😉

        • Hannah Africa

          You guys are hilarious. I aught to come on these more often.

      • Hannah Africa

        Lol it’s the writer of this article

  • Chris Belfry II

    Well damn in Lewisville, your literally like my neighbor lol.

  • Michael Rosario

    A lot of must have stuff for the holiday season . Keep up the good work Cheers.

  • Slim Rythmman

    you can’t do that with alcohol can you?

  • Andrew Smith

    Where can I get some of the stash underwear?

    • Karen Walls

      Click on the green title/name.

  • Sam Smith

    As if! Mine sits on the living room coffee table and that’s where it’ll stay.

  • Netwie

    Nice article!!

  • Patricio Camejo

    Me. Rat poison sign with skull and bones

    • Patricio Camejo

      Only edibles

  • Very cool.

  • Linda Vee Sado

    ebay has some of this stuff as cheap as $1 like the lipstick pipes

  • Joseph Muhammad

    Homeland Security hypocrites will still steal it from you and smoke it themselves while you suffer many days from unmedicated medical conditions.

  • Merlin

    My G/F loves my “Stash underwear”. Ooop’s wasn’t wearing them. Guess she just likes my stash.

    • Hannah Africa

      Lmao

  • alacrity

    one of my favorite stash containers are hollow batteries- typically C or D cell- that are milled aluminum or steel with a liner and threaded top. They look like real batteries, off-brand, and have almost the same weight as they should. They’ll hold a couple grams at best, but they’re smell-proof and can be hidden in plain sight.

  • Lee Butcher

    You missed a biggie. Vaped makes the key fob vaporizer that works great and looks like a high end key fob, complete with control buttons that look like door/trunk lock controls. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd7ddb04302549043a2cbda4d7ea1126c822880f096985e88b2486284ca91bfa.jpg

    • Mike Hunt

      HIGH end

  • Amanda Nicole Ramsay

    Some great suggestions. I’d love the same idea of an article but written by a parent who has to keep their stash from their nosy kids.