Wedding Cake

So, I'm trying WC from a different method. Instead of emptying the joint into my bowl, I grown this one up myself and it was CAKEY! Needed to grab one of those plaquers, you know, whith this toothpick you can break off? Yeah... needed THAT bad boy to clear the herb grinder... and those nugs were a bit white, almost like they were frost tipped, so I knew it would be STICKY! And these nugs were primo... not the trim! I ground about 3/4 of my big boy bowl (1 step up from a generic bowl). The hits are a bit sweet, almost like drinking some hot sweet tea (I'm Texan, and I can't tell you enough why this dropped the review to a 4... TLDR it's supposed to be ICED!), but that doesn't mean that won't work for you, so take my pettiness with a grain of salt. BEYOND THAT! SMOOTH draw... absolutely smooth draw, barely any cough at all! Just an overall good experience on the smoke itself. I PREFER more of that Beta-Caryophylene peppery hit in the draw, but that's a ME thing. THE HIGH ITSELF! This is a wonderful strain. Where it lacks for me on the flavor, it MORE than makes up for in the ride (though the coughs are coming an bit late now). The ride is JUST as smooth as the smoke! I tend to have a mild breakdown when I hit a little too much sativa, but there's not much of that kush rush... just a smooth, head high all around! VERY relaxing head high! As is the body high! It's not terribly velcroe-y. But it IS more on the intense relaxation side of things. This is probably a glass of wine in the late evening types/bedtime brew for the newcomers type of strains. It gives off wrapping yourself in your warmest jamies on the couch under you BEST blankey with the cat puring in your lap while you CRUSH a slice of some wedding cake next to a raging fire that your just built for your new wife on the 4th night of your honey moon vibes. And YES! The cat DOES go on the honey moon with you love birds. :D I'ma go lie down now...

it was one of those days where everything felt too loud—my brain, the group chat, even the birds. so i decided i needed a reset. hit up PullUpDeliveries (as always—shoutout to them for never letting me down), and within the hour, i had some fresh Wedding Cake in hand. i’d been saving this one for a day when my mind just wouldn’t quit, and yeah… today was that day. rolled up half a joint and sat on the back steps right as the sun started doing that golden thing it does. first few hits in and everything softened. my shoulders un-crunched. my jaw unclenched. my brain? finally stopped scrolling. the breeze felt like it was personally checking in on me. i stared at this one squirrel for way too long. pretty sure we understood each other on a deep level. then came the munchies. hadn’t eaten all day, and suddenly i was inspired. grilled cheese masterpiece happened. 3 cheeses. toasted perfectly. i almost cried. Wedding Cake is that kind of strain—it sneaks up soft but hits heavy if you're not ready. so maybe take it slow, especially if you're not used to high THC. but for stress? pain? mental fog? it’s a whole vibe. and yeah, major thanks to PullUpDeliveries for always coming through. y’all are the real MVPs.

After smoking this strain we became inseparable. This wedding cake strain is forever once you try it, you have tied the knot. It has a ball and chain on me for eternity. I love her, I wouldn’t change it for the world. Everyday I smoke her, it’s like a constant honey moon. She is all mine, go get your own!