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✅ CATEGORY: Sativa Dom. Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Limonene, Beta-Caryophyllene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 33%

✅ PERSONALITY: Floaty & Giggly

Cosmic Crisp or SweeTango? True apple fans always seem to have a favorite and ours is this wonderful strain. Apple Fritter is here to deliver all of the autumnal flavor you crave, with a super potent punch to up the ante. The child of Sour Apple and Animal Cookies, this strain has truly become one for the books, even making High Times’ list of World’s Strongest Strains in 2016. Its name perfectly describes Apple Fritter’s aroma, combining juicy apple with smooth vanilla cream and a hint of earthy herbals, that make this the perfect strain to pair with a Halloween treat. 

Apple Fritter continues the fall fantasy in effect as well, best described as a rushing evening breeze, cool and crisp. You can almost hear the leaves rustling as the high comes over you, a lifted care-free floaty feeling that is perfect for a stroll with friends under the full moon. You’ll be giggly and relaxed, without any hesitation for the next adventure that awaits you. Take a bite out of this apple and you’ll find yourself up for anything.

Apple Fritter - ZAZA Flower

Experience the remarkable Black Garlic Gelato strain, an exquisite Indica-dominant strain that seamlessly blends the sweet creaminess of Gelato with the pungent, savory notes of GMO. Its balanced effects provide a perfect harmony of mental uplift and physical relaxation, making it suitable for a variety of situations. With its high THC content and unique flavor profile, Black Garlic Gelato offers a distinctive and enjoyable experience for both recreational users and indica enthusiasts alike.

Black Garlic Gelato - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: Indica Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 30.43%

✅ PERSONALITY: Focused & Numb

 

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

We’re shaking up the juice here at The Hemp Doctor and this time it’s blueberry juice! Fresh from our ZaZa oven, Blueberry Muffin will make your feel like you’re the baked good in this relationship. A strong, indica dominant hybrid, this pleasant, thoughtful strain is the product of Hemp Doctor favorites Purple Panty Dropper and Blueberry. Blueberry Muffin’s flavor is predictably chock full of fresh blueberry jam, which softens down to a warm vanilla finish, laden with nuts and aromatic earth. 

This strain would be a great companion for a quiet museum stroll, where its sense of lazy focus allows you to appreciate the beautiful things in exquisite detail and sharpness. Focusing on the moment won’t be difficult at all, as Blueberry Muffin will single-handedly strip your mind of all other thought, offering a languid sense of ease that eventually seeps into your body, leaving you tingly, then totally numb. A great choice for maximum relaxation, this is one batch of muffins you won’t mind burning!

Blueberry Muffin - ZAZA Flower

Oddly enough, this intense strain is often referred to as the Indica-Queen! Bred by Sovereign Fields, this Bubba Kush CBD Hemp Flower cultivar boasts effects that were born for the top shelf only! Beautiful pine and purple hues complement the invigorating aromas this dense flower carries (smooth earthy, with a hint of pepper). It surely is a treat ‒ as its potent flavor delivers a symphonic delight to your senses while simultaneously putting you at ease ‒ and is perfect for use any time of day.

Bubba Kush CBD Hemp Flower

Beautiful pine and purple hues complement the invigorating aromas this dense flower carries.

Bubba Kush

Embark on your next adventure to White Castle with a strain that pays homage to Harold & Kumar's legendary journey. Born from the union of Lemonade, Gelato, and Wedding Cake, Cheetah Piss's effects are as distinct as its lineage. Just as the name implies, it rushes in with a powerful and swift impact, offering a newfound sense of clarity and euphoria, potentially alleviating mood swings linked to depression and chronic fatigue.

For those in pursuit of a perfect date-night strain, Cheetah Piss might be your golden ticket. Notably, it is associated with arousal and heightened sociability, adding a touch of magic to your special evening.

Cheetah Piss THCA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: Sativa

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool

✅ THCA CONTENT: 26.4%

✅ PERSONALITY: Lifted & Chill

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

 

Tonight’s forecast? A freeze is coming! Allow me to break the ice for you. Don’t discount this strain’s buzzing sativa genetics. Cold As Ice delivers a very balanced one two punch that’s not to be overlooked, even if you’ve grown cold toward livelier sativas. Cold As Ice is a great choice for those that don’t appreciate the racy anxiousness that can sometimes accompany those strains, producing an effect more similar to a balanced hybrid. Fans report a creeping sense of mental energy and uplifted attitude, along with a distinct sense of physical relaxation that will put that nervous energy back in the cooler. Best yet, the buzz wears down to just the sense of physical release, making this sativa a great choice for a cool party, evening bonfire, or other evening activity. Many even report that the tail end of this strain’s effects make it great for catching some truly excellent sleep. 

Cold As Ice is also well known for its complex and unique flavor. Pungent, spicy, and chock full of hoppy lavender and diesel, this combination of Han Solo Burger and Open Pollination 10 is sure to provide you with a unique experience all its own. This strain is wonderful to share amongst friends as its balanced, carefree effects are sure to be loved by all. Spark up a fresh preroll and prepare to chill out with Cold As Ice!

Cold As Ice - ZAZA Flower

Dante's Inferno is a 🔥fire🔥 Indica Dom. living soil strain boasting 30.61% total cannabinoids. Currently available at The Hemp Doctor in 3.5G, 7G, and 2 OZ, while supplies last! Perfect for relaxation, or for a spark of creativity!

Dante's Inferno - ZAZA Flower

We carry five strains: Abacus Diesel, Amnesia Haze, Bubba Kush, OG Lime and Wedding Cake. These Delta 8 buds come in 3.5G and 7G. We have these strains available in pre-rolls, mini buds, and CBD flower as well. Check out our retail locations or shop online from the comfort of your own home at TheHempDoctor.com, and get quality products delivered to your door. 

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We carry four strains: Bubba Kush, Blue Dream, Early Bird, and Zkittlez.

✅ CATEGORY: Indica

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 32.27%

✅ PERSONALITY: Charming & Sexy 

 

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If you’re ready for a unique THCA experience, Donny Burger is the strain for you. This one throws off convention in more ways than one. To start, despite being a full blown indica, you won’t find yourself completely glued to your couch. The high levels of CBG (largely studied for its anti-inflammatory properties) in this strain keep this indica mentally aware and engaged, making Donny Burger a great choice for social engagements. The high caryophyllene content also adds to the stimulating effect, and you’ll find yourself tingly, relaxed, and warmed all over. Users even report that Donny Burger is a great strain for date night, deepening conversation and adding a sexy sense of charisma to intimate interactions. 

The aroma and flavor of this strain may also throw users for a loop, an odd yet totally satisfying blend of black licorice, peppercorn, tangy lemon yogurt, and blue cheese, for a unique smoke that is sure to encourage a few more tokes than you’d normally take. Take a bite of this juicy burger and experience it for yourself!

Donnie Burger - ZAZA Flower

CATEGORY: 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool
THCA CONTENT: 31.5%
PERSONALITY: Wild & Adventurous

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You’ve got to love it when the name really does say it all! If you’re searching for a strain that’s after-hours ready, this party animal can go all night long. The energy and euphoria of this strain hit like a freight train, which should come as no surprise given that it’s grandmother is the infamous Trainwreck. Combined from OG Faceoff and Neville’s Wreck, Facewreck comes on very strong and is best left to experienced users that can take the rush of emotion and unfocused intensity that borders on frenzy. This sativa dominant hybrid is heady and giggly, ready to initiate an epic prank war or pioneer a new dance move. Just make sure you have nowhere to be, and maybe some fellow adult supervision, and you’re sure to have a night to remember. 

The aroma is pungently earthy, with a sharp citrus overtone and subtle notes of fresh herbs that make for an a unique and impressionable smoke. Much like its personality, this strain is quite loud, so make sure to toke only where you’re comfortable with people noticing. Strap in, helmet up, and get ready! This thrilling strain is itching to take you on a wild ride. 

Facewreck - ZAZA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: 70% Indica Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 31.3%

✅ PERSONALITY: Sedative & Stony

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Bringing us back to the Garden of Eden, Forbidden Fruit is a strain we encourage every Eve and Adam to reach for. When you’re in the need for a serious break from reality, it’s truly a top-shelf choice. A combination of fan (and Hemp Doctor staff) favorites Cherry Pie and Tangie, this indica dominant hybrid is far more sedative and stony than either of its parents. This one smacks right between the eyes, beginning a strong, heavy wave that washes down the body and is apt to pull users completely under its spell. Mind your surroundings, for you will quickly find yourself completely couch-locked with all body aches and stress totally dulled. There is a significant, stony mental haze with this strain too (it’s obvious this Fruit didn’t come from the Tree of Knowledge), and it’s best left for quiet situations where conversation is unnecessary.

The flavor and aroma is also lovely with a robust lemony body rounded off by berries, sugar cane, and piney earth, a tasty smoke it’d be hard not to enjoy. Its name might say “Forbidden,” but you’ll want to get your hands all over this deeply relaxing strain.

Forbidden Fruit - ZAZA Flower

You will not find a more relaxing flower with a more significant amount of beneficial CBD than our new G1 CBD strain of hemp flower. When you’re ready to wind down at the end of a hectic day, there is nothing better than to enjoy the feeling of a complete head-to-toe tranquility that you will find in this Indica cross between Bubba Kush and Remedy.

Bubba Kush is a prevalent strain renowned for its ability to relax the mind and body completely. Its earthy flavors and aroma combine with the flower’s tranquil effect to deliver a truly euphoric experience. The remedy is also an Indica strain of hemp. However, this strain is more known for providing an exceptional dose of CBD into the system. Combining these two strains creates a wonderfully soothing experience for both the mind and body while keeping the mind clear and focused.

You’ll find yourself enjoying the floral flavors as you inhale and the subtle tones of chocolate and coffee when you exhale. Your muscles will unwind as dreamy bliss takes over your mind. Say goodbye to stress and hello to a big grin on your face.

G-1 CBD Hemp Flower

Enjoy head-to-toe tranquility with this Indica cross between Bubba Kush and Remedy.

G.1000

Discover the ultimate premium THCA experience with our exclusive Premium Living Soil THCA Flower, with rotating availability in 3.5G and 7G sizes. Our Living Soil cultivation method produces unparalleled quality and potency of THCA, providing an experience that is second to none. Our flower is a true celebration of the natural harmony between plant and soil. 

Garlic Truffle THCA Flower - 3.5G

CATEGORY: Balanced Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
THCA CONTENT: 30.6%
PERSONALITY: Motivating & Thoughtful

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You know we’ll always take a scoop of fresh gelato here at The Hemp Doctor! This variation, lovingly nicknamed “Larry Bird” is a slow builder that lets you hit cruising altitude gently, building a motivated, contemplative energy that’s perfect for kicking it back in gear. Perfect for that Tuesday night EDM show you swore you’d go to after a full work day because you can totally still hang, you can call in #33 when there’s a serious need to rally. Like the #41 variation, Gelato #33 is gentler than the original, trading intensity for a tension-relieving positivity that’ll give you just the juice you need to cross the finish line. 

Of course, its aroma is directly traceable to its parents, the accomplished Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This strain boasts the ultra creamy, thick mouthfeel that Gelato variants are famous for, adding its own twist with ultra-decadent notes of caramel, cinnamon, nutmeg, and a touch of gentle florals. There’s also an interesting gassy edge that keeps this strain’s flavor from feeling too safe. It is cannabis, after all! Give this charming strain a try and you’ll count Larry Bird among your very favorite friends. 

Gelato #33

✅ CATEGORY: 55% Sativa Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 27.5%

✅ PERSONALITY: Blissful & Calm

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

You’ve got to love the Gelato family. Each one has its own variation on the same ultra rich and creamy vanilla base note, making every strain a decadent smoking experience. Gelato #41 is no exception to the rule. This one has a delightful lemon sweetness to it, grounded by an earthy woodiness that softens the sharp sweetness of the other flavors for crowd-pleasing appeal. 

A variation on the combination of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet, you know you can expect a potent strain with punch, though this take on Gelato doesn’t possess the original’s psychedelic bent. Instead, #41 is expansively happy and positive, leaving you feeling so blissfully grateful just to be alive. There is also a placid sense of physical calm along with that sense of ecstasy, a feeling similar to floating in the middle of a large body of still water (with the total knowledge that there are no sharks, alligators, or alligator shark hybrids living there), totally at peace with the world. The extreme mental pick-me-up is crystal clear,, allowing you to focus on singular tasks without distraction. Find yourself immersed in this delightful strain and prepare to enjoy your best life.

Gelato #41 - ZAZA Flower

With its balance of indica & sativa, this strain produces a euphoric feeling accompanied by a strong entourage effect. Consumers who have smoked Gelato say the effects of the strain come on quickly. You’ll be left feeling numb to pain, relaxed, but mentally stimulated and productive – any time of day.

Gelato THCA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: Sativa

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Terpinolene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA Content: 30.93%

✅ PERSONALITY: Psychedelic & Silly 

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Nope. This isn’t an episode of Scooby Doo. Ghost Train Haze is just as scary potent as it seems on the surface, and you’d best take care when playing with this weed-ja board or you’ll find yourself in over your head, or possibly without one altogether. Named “The Strongest Strain in the World” by High Times in 2012, Ghost Train Haze is no sickly spook. This robust sativa hits like its namesake freight train, casting its fierce and funny spell on users from puff #1. A sense of psychedelic silliness and imaginative wonder possess your mind and leave you in stitches, finding everything amusingly uncanny. This strain is also intensely imaginative, amplifying colors and striking you with ingenious ideas, but the urban legends about this hallowed strain are well earned. More than a few puffs can prove too intensely trippy for more casual enthusiasts, so those prone to anxiety or paranoia may want to steer clear. 

This juggernaut strain is a fusion of legend Ghost OG and Neville’s Wreck, combining the flavors and aromas of its parents for a seriously pungent burst of citrus, pine, and crisp hayride straw with a luxurious mouthfeel thicker than a blackwater swamp – 100% dank. Dim the lights, join hands, and begin your seance. Miss this ghostly ganja and you’ll be haunted by the spirit of regret!

Ghost Train Haze - ZAZA Flower

Dive into the unparalleled potency of the Granddaddy Purple living soil THCA flower. Cultivated in living soil, its enhanced terpenes deliver an experience of heightened euphoria and relaxation. A legend in cannabis, this Indica promises unmatched quality and sedation that’s truly in a class of its own.

Whether you visit our dispensary in person or browse our offerings online, the Granddaddy Purple living soil THCA flower is bound to catch your eye, and for good reason. It’s not just a product; it’s a promise of an unparalleled cannabis experience. Whether you’re looking to alleviate discomfort or to unwind after a long day, this is one Indica you won’t want to miss out on.

Granddaddy Purple Living Soil THCA Flower

Green Crack is like your ultimate day-brightening buddy, the one who always has your back when you need that extra boost. This lively Sativa is all about keeping you zesty, alert, and ready to tackle the world. It's like a burst of energy in a nug.

What's even better is that it's often said to lend a hand in lifting the gloom of depression and those bouts of tiredness that come with it. It's like a breath of fresh air on a gloomy day, offering a sense of clarity and positivity that can turn your mood around.

And let's not forget the sheer euphoria it brings to the party. Green Crack has a way of making your days feel perpetually sunny, giving you a taste of why Dennis and Dee from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" love this strain so much. It's like a ray of sunshine in a bud, ready to brighten up your day whenever you need it most.

Green Crack THCA Flower

Hood Candy is known for its multifaceted effects, offering a complex high that often starts with a sense of euphoria and gradually eases into a relaxing and soothing body buzz. It's celebrated for its potential to ease stress and tension, making it a comforting choice for those seeking a respite from the challenges of the day.

This strain's aroma and flavor profile is equally intriguing, often combining earthy and sweet notes that create a memorable sensory experience. With its unique attributes and balanced effects, Hood Candy is drawing attention as a strain that offers a little something different for those who appreciate diversity and individuality in their cannabis experiences.

Hood Candy THCA Flower

✅ CATEGORY: 70% Sativa Dominant Hybrid

✅ MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene

✅ THCA CONTENT: 32.77%

✅ PERSONALITY: Joyful & Mood-Boosting

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Despite its mysterious moniker, it’s no secret that this strain is a weapon that will win any war. Though it is a sativa dominant hybrid, Illemonati’s effects are surprisingly balanced. Perfectly harmonizing the zesty creativity of more traditional sativas with a soothing sense of relaxed calm that’s all indica, this strain is at home in any and every situation. 

Though its exact parentage is as shady as its name, Illemonati is rumored to be the love child of industry faves Lemon Haze and Illuminati, but no matter the origin this strain imbues its users with a mellow shot of mood-lifting sunshine, and brings that lively luster to its flavor too! Crisp and spritzy with a strong lemon presence, Illemonati is famous amongst cannabis enthusiasts as one of the best citrus strains out there. Grab some and seek this strain’s hidden knowledge for yourself!

Illemonati - ZAZA Flower

Jealousy is a captivating and intriguing strain that entices with its unique attributes. This hybrid strain combines a lineage that's less common in the cannabis world, and it's gaining attention for good reason.

Jealousy offers a well-rounded experience, often starting with a gentle sense of euphoria that gradually eases into a deep and relaxing body high. It's known for its potential to alleviate stress and anxiety, providing a soothing escape from the demands of the day.

This strain's aroma and flavor are a harmonious blend of earthy and herbal notes, providing a distinct and pleasant sensory experience. With its balanced effects and distinctive profile, Jealousy is becoming a sought-after choice for those looking to explore the world of cannabis with a touch of curiosity and intrigue.

Jealousy THCA Flower

CATEGORY: 80% Indica Dominant Hybrid
MAJOR TERPENES: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
THCA CONTENT: 25.4%
PERSONALITY: Joyful & Giddy

WHAT’S IN A STRAIN?

Are you ready to shake, shake, shake with laughter? This silly dessert strain delivers the giggles in spades. Jello Cake was born from a pairing of Biscotti and Hemp Doctor favorite, Sunset Sherbet, creating a taste and scent you’re sure to adore. Initially chock full of ripe blueberry, sour citrus, and delicate notes of rose, the aroma deepens as you smoke, its thick, creamy mouthfeel leaving a distinctly vanilla cake flavor on the tongue.

Jello Cake’s sophisticated scent shouldn’t fool you though, this strain doesn’t take itself too seriously. It offers users an instant boost with a silly, confident twist. It’s also delightfully laid back without being sleepy, making it the perfect choice for unwinding with friends after a long week. Its joyful, giggly energy is a great confidence booster too, and if you’ve been looking for a strain to run your standup routine by, this is hit. A delight from start to finish, this strain is the perfect setup for a memorable evening. 

Jello Cake - ZAZA Flower

The result of crossing Wedding Cake and Gelato, Jello Cake, will take you on a roller coaster ride as wild as its lineage. Upon lift-off, your mind may feel expanded, like your thoughts are racing, but you’re following every one of them with ease. After the initial physical and mental boost, don’t be surprised if you find yourself needing to take a moment to “be in the moment” and appreciate the relaxed sense of euphoria that’s embraced you. Experience the difference of a strain grown in living soil; you don’t wanna regret not snagging a plateful of Jello Cake once it’s gone.

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